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If it could get me Canadian citizenship, I’d Venmo away… but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work generationally in reverse like that. (Plus, I have a son in college so I gots no spare $$$… but we loves ya!)

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Buying a pair of tickets for a concert. About 60 remaining. Click on two seats. “Pick again. You cannot leave a single seat.” All remaining seats are groups of three.

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Nathan Fielder's Iconic Blank Stare

ALT: Nathan Fielder's Iconic Blank Stare

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The #GBBO elimination made me sad. It was 100% the right call, but I’m gonna miss that delightful quirkiness.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Netflix’s Wonka was a perfect example of a decent idea that ran completely out of steam. That final three ‘maze’ was embarrassing and that final ‘twist’ was not nearly as clever as they thought it was.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a Hawk from a Hawkeye.”

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

As the fan of a team that has won just one Game 162 (with three shutouts) since 2019... I'm wearing black today, as per usual.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@donlon.bsky.social @goforgrace.bsky.social What a bizarre Wonka show this is! Looking forward to hearing your 2-7 take.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've proposed for quite some time that #Survivor should really make some of these season-long structural choices part of the game. At 9-10 folks left, give someone a true "Knowledge is Power" by letting them choose Final 2 or Final 3. At 6 left, give someone the choice: Fire/No Fire at 4.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm pulling for a final five of just the hand-raisers. Kristin then says to Jeff, "Remember when you said this game was in OUR hands? We want to try that fire-making vote again."

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sssh! Don't mention BB shoutouts or Bloom will get cast for EVERYTHING!

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Right? And you and I can't even get a certain casting director to say hello anymore. LOL.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

And he also played parts of a few seasons in MLB for the Cardinals and Marlins.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

That scream from Caleb was chilling.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Will listen soon, but fuly expect to hear Sarah say, "The crime... in this case... was the dancing."

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh, Chenoweth is DOA. “Get back, Glinda”

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bianca Del Rio... we ALL win.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

After it happens, I say every local municipality should rename a garbage collection center or sewage treatment plant after him. After a few decades, folks will no longer say, "Take this garbage to the dump." Instead...

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So, since Mike is still on the block… we are going to vote him out, right?

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

“Cheat one another!”

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I really loved that Pete Alonso in-game content… in spite of the fact I never want to see another interview with a player on the field during action ever again.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Yeah, but where does Ryan Lewis stand on the issues?

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don’t get a chance to use this often enough, but it’s one of my proudest possessions.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

He’s got the “don’t give an F” attitude of Ricky Gervais… but funny.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Feel my wrath, donkey donkey donkey”

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This #SNLUK skit was so wonderfully dark.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@ugarles.bsky.social Must be nice playing in a division where 7 wins will get you the crown.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

@chappellskickback.bsky.social Yeah, it’s early… but Lamar doing Lamar things sure is fun to see.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I need to stop watching college football. These refs are going to be the death of me. Cuse player just got flagged for a “blindside block” - but he clearly hit the guy in the front of his shoulder, causing him to fall backwards.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m holding out hope you cross paths with the great Noh Hong-chul.

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

💯 Every trivia night there’s table of teens whining. “How am i supposed to know that? It happened b4 I was born?” I’m like, you know who George Washington is? Yes? Hmm. You’re singing along with that Beatles song, aren’t you? Chill out! You didn’t hear me whine when they asked about TikTok stars

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AJ Mass @ajmass.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Since the Browns returned to the NFL in 1999, they have started 42 different quarterbacks. Over that same time, there has been one and only one guy in the Phillie Phanatic costume.

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