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AJLZarychta

@ajlzarychta.bsky.social
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Arcane scribbling, fairy dust, and tea. Opinionated. Recovering Archaeologist. Louisiana born, still not Republican.

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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can anyone suggest a nice variegated sock #yarn for a neck warmer/snood? All I'm finding are speckled things that look muddy when knitted up. #knitting
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big audit at work this week. I know from past experience that I'm going to be exhausted every day. So I cooked 2 pots of food this afternoon. Cannelini beans and sausage with rice, and chicken sausage pilaf. Beans are in the fridge. Pilaf is cooling down. I'm a little tired, but we have food.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hamlet was feeling adventurous this morning while I finished cleaning the kitchen.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fallacy here is the implication that the bots are independent, and making their own decisions. They can only do what they're programmed and allowed to do. Computers cannot be held accountable. People can. If the computer is designed by people & does wrong, it's the fault of the builders.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey, guys. @indivisbatonrouge.bsky.social is holding a food drive on October 8th. If you're in the Baton Rouge area, please consider dropping off some of the suggested items. See alt text and/or the graphic from Indivisible's email blast.
A flyer showing a bag of groceries and the following text:

FOOD DRIVE

We"re collecting food items to make $15 donation bags of groceries 

Thursday, October 8

8470 Goodwood Blvd.

Drop-off
10 am - 6 pm

Suggested Items:
Pasta
Spaghetti Sauce 
Canned Veggies & Fruits
Boxed Mac & Cheese
Rice
Dried Beans
Peanut Butter
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I want to know what in God's name Drexel did with the $1B endowment. They're vandals and must be stopped.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure that the talking heads discussing the regime using an antiquated piece of software to screen out voters is "assisting" state and local voting officials. That word clearly doesn't mean what you think it means.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have had 3 meetings so far today. 2 could have been emails.
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The Office: Pam Beesly Chants 'No More Meetings!'
Alt: The Office: Pam Beesly Chants 'No More Meetings!'
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, someone is being extra pissy today. Can't take the heat, Donnie? Get out of the fucking kitchen. Get out of our house, while you're at it.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What reason might someone have 3 cell phones? There's a dude in this auto shop waiting room with one iPhone and 2 Android phones. Weird.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just watched @grangerforla.bsky.social doing a spot on Amanda's Mild Takes. Let's talk about not just the wildlife impacts (massive) and the lack of tax dollars (seems abstract until it hits). We have to tie the corruption & secrecy directly to how we are getting screwed. It's theft in the dark.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want to start a pool of money so we can pay journalists to ask Donald questions that we, the people submit. Mine: is it painful to be that stupid, or is your boorish ignorance also an anesthetic?
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's it. Hell hasn't just frozen over. They're selling us popsicles.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your coworker starts acting weird during break and runs off. You follow and find out they might be a wanted criminal. What do you do? (Asking for a character in my novel) #writing
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get them, y'all. No more Epstein Class. No more hiding in the dark. No more.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does everyone from Louisiana know how to check their voter registration? Anyone need help?
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hard agree.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So y'all know I have to drive out to Alabama pretty much once a month. While traversing Mississippi, I saw at least 10 anti-Flock signs. They had an image of Flock camera and the words WE DO NOT CONSENT on them. Mass surveillance is not a partisan issue. None of us want it.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a reason I like the AP. They're a "just the facts, ma'am" kind of outfit, which means no dumb hallucinations of a dementia-addled dumpster fire masquerading as President.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Corporate America has competition. It's called We the People, and they had to keep this SpaceX fiasco secret from us. Louisiana is getting shafted by Ladry. Vermillion Parish is on the chopping block. youtube.com/shorts/_gXpA...
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We went to Louisiana, where Elon Musk used NDAs to take over 130,000 acres of public land
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's one of those days where all I want is sleep. I made soup w/ canned chicken, "Greek" chickpeas in olive oil, & random root veggies b/v it's got nutrients but not a lot of effort is required. Been having too many of these days lately. Doctor should have some ideas. I see him later this week.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Does anyone have experience with book layout that has illustrations? Hoping for resources for layout/ format. Specifically ebook publishing, but if there's resources for both digital and dead-tree editions, I'll take it. I imagine they would require different layout. #writing #publishing
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My dad once said I drive like Steve McQueen. It... wasn't a compliment, coming from him. But McQueen was very cool, so I'm not gonna be mad about it.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
People think I'm nuts for comparing Trump with Ceaușescu. I think it's closer than you realize.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rats and ships.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, this is going to be good. Not literally, you understand, but my Schadenfreude Senses are tingling.
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Angela Lansbury's Popcorn Reaction
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Waiting for a rolled up newspaper incident. This dude needs to get booted. He's a total creep.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm about ready to start making scripts for people to call their Republican Congress critters. Like, for Bill Cassidy: How does a person make it through medical school without the brains to know a man is dog-walking you in public?
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first rule of dealing is NEVER GET HIGH ON YOUR OWN SUPPLY. Donnie didn't hear that one, I guess. Please, continue making a midterm election about yourself while burning our tax dollars and every shred of American dignity. I'm sure it will work out FINE.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA All the self-awareness of a dog licking its bum after jumping up onto the table during Christmas dinner.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People in South Louisiana and Mississippi will understand when I say he smiles like Morris Bart. Who, I might add, is a revenant of some kind. Man hasn't aged in 30 years.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Check your registration weekly from here on out. Make it part of your routine. Set an alarm. Because voter suppression doesn't wait around for you to remember to check things out.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wrote so much today. Also, I was trying to keep a list of all my characters and where they show up so I can hand it off to someone for illustration purposes, but it's so clunky. This is gonna be a spreadsheet, I can feel it.
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Patrick Bateman: I Have To Make A Spreadsheet
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Okay, look. The first commandment of social gatherings is "Thou shalt have more than a passing acquaintance with soap, water, and a stick of deodorant." (Actually, this is the first rule of cosplay I learned during a costuming panel at Dragon Con in the early 00s, but it still holds)
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Strawberries and some cream I whipped. Less than 5 minutes and I have a nice snack. The cat keeps looking at it, though. I can only eat standing in the kitchen.
A stainless steel bowl containing fresh whipped cream next to a plate of strawberries.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I need context. I need backstory. I need recipes. What did they do with all that chicken?!
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Let's pretend we're journalists. If you had 10 seconds to ask Donald Trump a question on live TV and he couldn't get up and leave, what would it be?
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I come by "y'all" honestly. I grew up in the American South. Others who did will understand when I respond to this kind of "I could have just kept scrolling but decided to put my foot in it instead" discourse with: BLESS YOUR HEART.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@joewlaw.bsky.social look at how majestic it is!
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The EARS.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And he's being THAT GUY. My cat used to do this peeking around larger objects thing.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I had a friend when I was in college who wanted to wall off Ohio and fill it with Jurassic Park dinosaurs so they would eat all the Ohioans. Not sure what his beef with OH was, but maybe we can make this plan more interesting with some dinos?
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Amen (no pun intended, given the content of the original post.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a toddler's tantrum. Instead of throwing alphabet blocks across the room, he's trying to crash the economies of every country connected to ours. You're not gonna get your 51st state, Donnie. Nobody wants to play with you. Nobody likes you other than Natalie.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm gonna need hydrologists and geologists to help here. How does a glacial lake RUPTURE?
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What's your favorite bird? I like the American kestrel. They're cute but fierce.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Mona Charen and I don't see eye to eye on many things, but "fact-agnostic lickspittles" is a great way to describe pretty much every employee in the White House.
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AJLZarychta @ajlzarychta.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think we need to talk about the difference between ELECTION fraud and VOTER fraud. Voter fraud is when someone votes for their dead mom by mail. (Individual) Election fraud is when voter rolls get purged, strawman candidates are used, or you have fake electors. (Institutional)
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