Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Absolute dross, again. There is no plan. Coventry are not good. Worried #NUFC 040
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026For those who said Leeds weren't all that when they beat us watch them today (...we were abysmal as well like no hiding from that) 000
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The sheer volume of unenforced errors by England tonight has been infuriating. 020
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Have they fixed FM for #FM27 because it looks like they have (by basically having an ego check and doing what the players actually want) 000
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Club is being run by adults at last. Impact of his involvement last summer (it was by no means all his fault) will be felt for years #NUFC 110
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Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Given we are way way too open at the back and not even close to fluid in attack need to park this No.10 experiment and sure things up. No idea what Ramsey has done to warrant not getting on the pitch. Bad and concerning. #NUFC 161
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Abysmal and its only HT. Don't get what the system is trying to do because we can't defend and we don't know how to attack. Bad result has been in the post based on stats but CHRIST. 010
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The sweet irony of Man Utd complaining about a dodgy ref decision at Old Trafford has not been lost on me. 010
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Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Mind those #NUFC fans looking to find misery in absolutely everything blow my mind. No, everything isnt perfect but good god if you can't savour wins (however they come) and some exciting incoming transfers genuinely what is the point? 8582
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Does Willock know the whereabouts of a missing family member of Jaissle? #NUFC 010
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026£15m for a lad who looks like he is league one level. Sorry but nah 022
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is fucking excellent. Credit to everyone involved at TrueFaith. By the power of Grayskull it is nice to have serious people running #NUFC (and communicating/engaging with the fanbase directly) 0212
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Incredibly telling quote from @podonthetyne.bsky.social "People in the club talked about having to unfuck themselves" Those purposefully focusing only on the negatives (yes we could have done with defensive cover and everyone would like more profitable sales) #NUFC have grafted against a tide. 041
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Don't get this at all. Have to sell when you get a silly offer for a proper fringe player 100
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So we'll just sign Nico for less than half a Tonali will we. RIGHT #NUFC 0130
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That was quite frankly an utterly mystifying refereeing display. A penalty for nothing, elbow to the face unpunished and the foul on Elanga at the end just plain ignored. Staggering. #NUFC 1243
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Love love love playing Yes Sir, I can Boogie after a win #NUFC 071
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Woltemade is absolutely pish. The lad's main role at the club is modelling kits. Flog him and let everyone just move on from that clusterfuck of a window last summer. #NUFC 140
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Think we've seen why Jaouen wasnt signed as the new No.1 like #NUFC 030
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Spot on. Done and parade him in front of the fans to let him feel the love. Think this is a magnificent signing in the face of it. Credit to Wilson and team for pulling it off. Gives us some real credibility to hopefully kick on and get another two through the door. 180
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026No Hope this morning at the prospect of having to write a positive article about #NUFC 080
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026£100m transfer on a reported £275k a week, with a full pre-season under his belt and Tonali "isn't in the right physical condition". What a peahearted money grabber. 3132
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Spurs have been totally outplayed, and, more damning outworked in every single square inch of the pitch today 051
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Right post-Bruno positive off field stories fully drank in. Signings now (still) lads, signings. 000
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Craig No Hope absolutely devastated there's positive off pitch news he has to report. Poor bastard needs to find a new angle to say why he's not writing cheerleader articles - colour of the walls in the toilets the wrong colour perhaps? #NUFC 280
Reposted by AndyGeordie Kakamora @geordiekakamora.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Training Ground by SumUp Stack by Coca-Cola Stadium by EA Sports The silence on these deals, despite sections of the fans screaming incompetency, can now be explained by the size of these companies. Looks like NUFC has diligently been working through their to do list. 1121
Reposted by AndyChappers @jvwchappers.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I foresee an emergency Premier League meeting being called to expedite new rules that limit spending on training ground and academy infrastructure to 5% of the club's 1974 turnover, applicable to any Premier League club within 50 miles of the Scottish border. #nufc 36211
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Glendenning talking about Newcastle and being negative. What an absolute shock. 020
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Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Listening to BBC's Monday Night Club - Adam Crafton has just suggested that because Maresca looks a bit like Pep it may be a hindering factor to him at Man City. Staggeringly thick. 000
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The two best performing clubs outside the cartel rock bottom. Funny that - the rules are doing what they were brought in for. #NUFC 2394
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026No.56 (Henry Johnson) is giving a decent account of himself 030
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Defensively all over the place. Mind that's never a pen - stark contast to the "friendly" vs Valencia 010
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I see Craig Hope has got his "Cheerleading" rhetoric out again. Not sure if he's aware you can report in something without doom mongering every single time. 010
Reposted by AndyGrey Eye Magpie @greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This sounds like an agent advert to get Milan to act #nufcstatic.klipy.comWoman Pondering on CouchALT: Woman Pondering on Couch 8161
Reposted by AndyKev Lawson @editkev.football · 09/08/2026Yall should really follow this account. Does the lords work bringing some of the output from the local journo’s that don’t always post on bluesky to the #nufc community here. 6536
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So the poll was to pick 2 options between 3 identical crests of which the silhouette has already been leaked. What an absolute fucking farce. #NUFC 340
Andy @ajheppel.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Club crest poll emails have just been sent out to qualifying supporters #NUFC 120
