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Aisle424 Has Fallen

@aisle424.bsky.social
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2h
She’ll be gone within a month. The one place Trump will not tolerate incompetence is looking bad on TV.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 4h
Fine. I’ll do it.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h
NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS
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Go Bills! Buffalo Bills Bison
ALT: Go Bills! Buffalo Bills Bison
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h
Ditka blocked that field goal. I don’t know why. Shut up.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h
Holyyyyy shit
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h
Of course the LA team is going to beat the Great Lakes city in this fucking game instead of the baseball game.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 14h
God damn it, Cook
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15h
OMG wHy RuIn ThE gAmE bY sHoWiNg HaLeY sEiNfELd?
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15h
I wish I could enjoy the Guardians but there’s no way they beat the Brewers cheating asses.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15h
Josh Allen is just a tank
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15h
You are not getting me to click that
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15h
“I mean, she sucks at basketball but I bet she sucks other things too” *pause for laughs* “I shouldn’t say that, I’ll get in trouble. But I’d fuck her.”
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
It apparently did not.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
If I could guarantee that if the Brewers beat the Dodgers, they would then get their asses handed to them by the Rays, that would be both hilarious and totally worth it. But the best way for the Brewers not to win the WS is for them not to be in it. SO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DODGERS.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
The Dodgers had ONE JOB. I am one vat of radioactive waste from becoming a Batman villain.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
Mike Johnson is not aware that Jon Husted has an ass. He hasn’t seen it.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
That cheats
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 17h
I am going to end up hating the Dodgers so much more after this
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 19h
I think he hit the only HR off Uribe
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 20h
It’s almost like the Brewers know what’s coming.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 20h
I still debated sending it even though I was pretty sure you would understand the spirit in which it was sent.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 23h
*bursts in all sweaty* Actually he said they dress like whores. Please do your research.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They should have just rolled with being called weird if they didn’t want to be called Nazis.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ohtani must have a futures bet on the Brewers.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Because they’re idiots
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fucking useless fucking Dodgers. You fucking assholes.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And that decision almost cost them the series.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not to Joe, he wasn’t.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I will go to my grave insisting that they cheat. No other explanation for every shitty player they acquire turns into a good player. Don’t know how they’re doing it but they are and I want them to lose every game.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Because the manager didn’t trust him because he wasn’t the ace.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fuck the Brewers
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m old enough to remember when your ace going less than 5 innings in an opening game of a playoff series was considered a bad thing.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
More like Kyle Fucker
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Clearly a balk. Shut up.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Skubal has 6 Ks already and he’s behind the pace of the Guardians vs. the White Sox last night.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
For almost a whole day now
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Counterpoint: no it wasn’t.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I really need to get much more specific.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Not what I had in mind.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I would do unspeakable things for a bases clearing double
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s go… *checks notes*… Kyle Tucker.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Hell yeah. Go Dodgers. Take that you gangly fuck! Excuse me for a moment. . . .
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Team America: A Spruzzo Vomit Scene
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Did they just call the Seahawks/49ers game a “one run game?”
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good gracious, great balls of fire
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
✨ Do. Or do not. ✨ ✨ There is no try. ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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Daniel R. Epstein @depstein1983.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dan Quinn and Cam Skattebo in deep thought over a game of chess. One of them is making horsey noises with the pieces, but not the knight, which is lodged in the other's throat. Also they're using a game board from Candyland. The game ends in a tie.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah - Goose is the only one wearing a shirt. Mav, Iceman, and Slider are shirtless. We just watched it the other night because we caught it as it was beginning on some channel.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Anyone who wears a shirt dies later in the movie.
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Bluesky has the juice
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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don’t forget the Eagles and Jaguars
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