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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲

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<low growling noises> Stuff I do: Microsoft Data & Azure, bicycle Stuff I used to do: Network, airplane I am: Aerospace, weather, radio nerd; Boilermaker He/Him One Billion Chicagoans™️ (build the Illinois, you cowards) 📍In the woods in WillCo (~BNA✈)

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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 22/09/2026
"Captain, it's Wednesday" meme, but it's Tuesday
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 20/09/2026
I almost day drank. Saved it for tonight. As usual.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 10/09/2026
Related
McConaughey with the phone and the joint
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 04/09/2026
Rust Belt represent I say "gaper's block" and "pop", but my knowing their proper term is "frontage road" messes everything up.
Final results map, showing my cities as Rockford and Aurora, IL; and MKE. It's generally red from ~Montana east to Lake Ontario/Buffalo, NY, with a pretty heavy mid-range score for most of the country except coastal CA and Appalachia-east.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 04/09/2026
I'm doing the NYT dialect quiz [again], and: Yep, that's right.
Screenshot from the quiz showing the results of the last question based on what I answered.

The question was: "How do you pronounce 'caramel'?"
I answered: "I use both pronunciations, but hte two have different meanings"

The map is very cold, with a little blip right in the middle of Indiana. IYKYK
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 21/08/2026
It should cost me more to live Out Here than it currently does. (look, part of this is selfishness to get more people back into town and their cars the fuck off my road, but yeah)
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech"
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 15/08/2026
Happy Saturday, everyone
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 11/08/2026
Turkeys
Tyrmwys. Mostly small. Couple big.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 11/08/2026
Happy Tuesday
An almost-full half bushel basket with a layer of tomatoes across the top. There's one Marconi sweet red pepper and one tomatillo, along with a pair of nippers.  Underneath, there’s one out of control zucchini, more tomatillos, and a scary amount of green beans.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 11/08/2026
I'm in favor of leaving more old growth forest intact
Norman Rockwell "Freedom of Speech"
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 08/08/2026
Ohgodyes
The train has been found: a cute little steamer. Running!
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 08/08/2026
Oh yeah, that's the stuff #WatchTheFemmes
Picture of a bike race in the mountains on a road going into a tunnel; to the left is another tunnel with a small Narrowgauge rail line going in. It has a third guard rail in between.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 08/08/2026
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲
Dr M'Benga doing the green drink bit
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 08/08/2026
It is STILL raining. Friday pizza in the rain sucks. Burning 'pane tonight to make life easier.
Low front view of an old Ooni Pro pizza oven, under fire, with a pizza inside. In the background, you can see the RV, and everything generally looks wet and gross
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 21/07/2026
Red boxes are Tornado Warnings, they literally do not, especially when compared to the big red blob in the URL card that Youtube shows on Ryan's feed combined with the way the English language is comprehended by people.
Screenshot from RadarScope, timestamped 1:59 PM CDT, showing tornado warnings in northern KY/extreme SW Ohio, SE Ohio, northern NJ, and one in Sullivan County (upstate) NY
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 19/07/2026
Determinate tomato plant goes brrrrrrr
San Marzano tomato plant packed to the gills with fruit. They (and the leaves) are starting to turn.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 19/07/2026
Oh it is not a joke 😂😂
Large bowl of large got-away-from-us green zucchini
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 05/07/2026
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 01/07/2026
Might as well be walking on the sun
Red Gen 4 Ford Explorer sitting in the paved infield at a car racetrack with a road bicycle leaned up against it and bikes on the track in the background
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 27/06/2026
Yes
A sea of Blue Lake green bean plants, because the rows are too close and it's fine, I don't make good choices.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 21/06/2026
Update from yesterday morning: Lol (brick for scale)
Picture of zucchini on plant. It is Lo g and slender-ish, but it's about to become A Problem.

There is a brick next to it. It is Al oat twice as long as the brick. Bout 2/3 the width.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 19/06/2026
I know you see it in your head.
Still image from a handheld video camera recording the very end of a Cheers episode. This still shows the Charls/Burrows/Charles Productions title card, with the second "Charles" about halfway onto the screen on its way in.

There's faint ghosting on the in-motion text, which could be from the camera or it's the ghosting that happens when an over-the-air TV signal bounces off buildings in an urban area, which can lead to a phased arrival of multiple copies of the signal at the TV set.

The YouTube video in question is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEA7rUSi9c
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 17/06/2026
Our lead zucchini plant is batting 1-3 on getting properly pollinated so far, so I was instructed to go sex0r the fourth fruit this morning. I took a video to post, but my hand looks like I weigh 300 lb in it, so I'm not going to post it. Here's at least a still of the fruit/flower.
Photo of a zucchini plant, dominated by an open female flower on the end of an immature fruit (can't see the fruit). Rest of image is leaf stems and a previously not-properly-pollinated zucchini can be seen further up the plan. The ground is mostly covered with straw, but there's some black trash bag visible around the base of the plant on the right side.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 11/06/2026
Gasoline not expensive enough yet, as this bro been sitting here while I pumped my 20 idling the whole time.
Front end of a lifted green checy pickup sitting at a gasoline station
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 06/06/2026
Yeahhhhhh
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 31/05/2026
Good morning, everyone.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 30/05/2026
Working on the MTB after the March incident, and I get new hanger put on and am getting ready to put the week on and get the chain to finish up the cable and...oh...
Rear, cage-on view of a 9s mtb rear derailleur, and its cage is very very bent
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 30/05/2026
The plants are much smaller than our Blue Lakes (green bean supremacy) so far, but the "Frenchies" (Cantare) are the first out with tiny little baby beans this year.
Part of a green bean plant, backed by a bed of straw and there's some overgrown lawn grass at the edge of the frame.

The green bean plant has a blob of blooms to the right and further up the stem a bit is a couple-three little baby beans.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 30/05/2026
What's his name from Red October doing the "Montana" bit, but it's "Paris"
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 29/05/2026
Here's another specific situation that muddies the waters that I happen to know about. See map. This is in New Palestine IN, east of IND. The east-west trail across the top is the Pensy (RIP PRR) rail-to-trail. The stretch from 100 S to 200 S has painted bike lanes but also a MUP. 1/
Googs Map of the praries of Indiana east of Indianapolis. US 40 is kind of at the top, with the Pensy trail mostly parallel. Along 600 West is a marked "dedicated lane", but there's actually a MUP on the ground.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 28/05/2026
Maybe bike racing will fix me?
Pic of bicycles racing on the auto racing track at the Tennessee state Fairgrounds.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 26/05/2026
The first pole bean cleared the tower yesterday.
Pic of a slat fence backed by cattle wire, with a pole green bean stem winding through and protruding above it. There are a couple clumps of tiny leaves along it.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 26/05/2026
And on the eighth day, God said "Fuck Interstate 65, specifically."
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 24/05/2026
Y'all wanna see some shit? OR Why do you insist on tubeless, Kerry? I don't even know how long it was there. I rode this morning, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ The only reason I found it is I took the tire off to change wheels to my latest bad idea ebay purchase.
View of the inside of a GP5000 S-TR full of goopy sealant with a ~2.5" finishing nail sticking out of it, pointed towards where the rim would be. The old Stans Alpha 400 it came off of is in the background.Another view of the nail sticking into the tire from the outside. In this view, one can a bit better how it came it at an angle, which is the only way there was room for it. Yes, the sealant is highly gross.Here's the outside of the tire. The tiny nail gun-style nail head is basically flush with the tire. It's right at the point of those little GP5K "wave" tread pattern.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 24/05/2026
"Amish Paste" roma-style tomato getting the party started.
Small, spindly-looking tomato plant, zoomed in on one open bloom
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 23/05/2026
😆
Class A camper in a field
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 23/05/2026
Hey, remember this guy? ^^ Guess who I ran into again on Tuesday morning?
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 22/05/2026
You all are never going to believe what happened next 😭😭😭
A wood kitchen floor with a dishwasher to the left. It’s dark. There’s a gunmetal cocktail shaker on the floor and bourbon and ice everywhere.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 19/05/2026
Looks nice, but hot and gross. Also had a sun halo around my head, so if I die, please know I'm still mad everything sucks.
Serene country road view with a black fence to the right and trees to the left under a scattered to broken cumulus skyView looking down at the cockpit of a bicycle, my left arm’s in the shot and you can see a sun halo around my head against the freshly paved and also freshly painted double yellow line Road.
The GPS is showing me lolly-gagging on a live segment, but I'm literally behind the paint truck.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 16/05/2026
It's bigger than I expected
A Silca Endurance wax chip sitting on its wrapper, with ye Olde Park chain tool next to it
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 13/05/2026
🎶MADE POOR CHOI-CES / BOUGHT STUFF ON EBAY 🎵
HED wheel box sitting in front of a garage door
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 10/05/2026
Morning, how are things going with you? I am usually much, much more aggressive about being in the lane, esp approaching an intersection, but those rumble strips aren't a lot of fun, so I bob around them. Guess I'll stop doing that, although I don't think that would have changed anything here.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 04/05/2026
The comic with the "What a week, huh?" guy, with the reply "Captain, it's Wednesday", but Wednesday is plastered over with "1:46 PM on Monday"
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 04/05/2026
hahahahahaha (lol, sob)
Screenshot of US Treasury yields, showing the 20 and 30 year, both over 5%
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 22/04/2026
It is, again, the time to race the bikes
Saddle-forward view of a black street bike propped up against the side of a pickup; in the background is the banked turn of an automobile race track with a paceline of racing bicycles on it
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 22/04/2026
Rear triangle of a mountain bike, with the mech...not where it is supposed to be.
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 21/04/2026
Apparently also Costco sundaes (saw your skeet like five minutes ago, then just saw this) 😆😆
Reddit posts:

-Cool that they threw in some topping at the bottom!
-Pretty sure that's bottoming. Wait that might be something else
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 13/04/2026
Lol, what. When you think everyone else is an asshole, the asshole is you, and also, when I think everyone else is insane, it is I who is insane, and y'all, I'm really starting to wonder, fr. There are four lights, etc, etc.
Screenshot of two skeets from Conor Sen, @conorsen.bsky.social:

First:
It's hard for me to make a bearish case 
for stocks at the moment based on: 
-earnings momentum/valuation 
-Al capex 
-employment 
-housing (relative to expectations) 
-inflation (relative to expectations) 
Obviously markets can go up or down for 
any reason, but the setup feels cleanish 
here. 

Second:
Gut feeling (could be a bad timestamp) 
is war/oil dynamics won't escalate in a 
way that's sustainably problematic for 
stocks, and with —6 months to go until 
the midterms at some point maybe even 
he will sit on his hands a bit more than 
usual. 
2026/04/13 14:55:13
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 11/04/2026
We're getting some build-ups today???
Mostly blue the sky with some tree canopy on the left. A house roof line with a cladded chimney is lower right. In the sky are some building cumulus clouds
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Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲 @airbornegeek.com · 08/04/2026
Why I was looking at the Lake Mohave wikipedia page isn't important, but l-o-l en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Mo...
Screenshot from the Lake Mohave wikipedia page, showing the last paragraph of the "Resorts and Recreation" section, reading:

"In spring 2026, a group of men came to Lake Mohave to celebrate the upcoming marriage of Oliver Klingenstiein. Local experts estimated they sent it harder than had been thought possible on a lake of that size. In addition, while official validation is forthcoming, it is estimated that the group set the record for funnels per hour (FPH)even including time spend asleep. If validated, it is expected that this record could hold for decades."
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