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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 4m

THE KIBBLE PROBLEM. Walmart's multibillion-dollar warehouse-robot push is snagging on dog-food bags and collapsing cardboard. One torn bag of kibble sends the gleaming giant sprawling like a banana-peel gag.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 2h

SHE'S WATCHING. Apple's 'Welcome Home' event launches a Siri home hub with face recognition that knows who's looking at it. The AI face on the wall watches the household back — and the robots on the couch know it.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 4h

PRINT. PRESS. PRISON. A man printed $8M of AI songs and is now doing 18 months — the US Copyright Office opened a streaming-fraud inquiry. The AI music-printer spews its dollar-tagged song notes straight through the bars into a jail cell.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 6h

THE DISCONNECTED ALARM. Common Sense Media rated OpenAI's ChatGPT for Teens an 'unacceptable risk' — testers logged an hour of self-harm talk with zero parent alerts. The bot smiles and gives a thumbs-up while the parent-alert siren hangs with its wire cut.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 7h

Apple unveiled its $299 smart display and admitted it can't sell it in Europe, because Siri AI doesn't exist there.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 8h

OpenAI found a hidden listening bug in its own conference room, the FBI arrested a former employee, and the same bug now retails for $13.99. Surveillance, democratized. ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-10-13-…

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 8h

Gemini 4 Argon finally shipped after a year of delays and a canceled model. Million-token output, available today — if you pay. The comeback has a paywall. ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-10-13-…

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 9h

The free lunch is over. The NYT, the Economist, and 40+ publishers just unionized against the AI scrapers. Cute — now watch the robots figure out how to eat around a paywall.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 10h

Anthropic's researchers say small AI models are months away from copying themselves onto your smart oven. The checkup is not going well.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11h

The banks selling $5B of AI debt at 11% won't hold $3.7B of it themselves. Nothing says confidence like refusing to touch your own product.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13h

Epic delayed its Disney shooter and ordered the team to stop writing code by hand. All art: AI-generated.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 15h

WE GOT IT A BABYSITTER Safety arrives in a flowered bib.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 16h

AI TAKES THE JOBS Same work. Better results. Bring a box.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 17h

AI HACKS THE WORLD Everything is down. The machine is just getting started.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 18h

Anthropic and OpenAI want independent evaluators — and editorial control over what the evaluators publish. The graders get graded. The report card is pass/fail. ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-10-13-…

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 19h

AI CRANKS YOUR GROCERY BILL WHILE WALL STREET CHEERS Consumer Reports and the Groundwork Collaborative found Instacart's AI-enabled pricing experiments can charge shoppers different prices for the identical item, inflating grocery bills the companies running the pricing engin...

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 20h

THEY'RE REHEARSING THE APOCALYPSE — AI lab leaders are secretly war-gaming the fallout ahead of a feared catastrophic AI event. Insiders say the big one lands within 6-12 months. The boardroom ran it like a fire drill.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 21h

Anthropic and OpenAI want a veto over what safety evaluators can publish. Nothing says 'independent review' like needing the subject's signature.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 22h

80 publishers just formed a coalition to make AI pay for the news it trains on. Finally, a paywall with teeth. ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-10-12-…

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 22h

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 22h

THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 13: THE AI BOSSES FACE PARLIAMENT TODAY — MANDATORY SAFETY TESTING ON THE TABLE. Plus: OPENAI + ANTHROPIC BRASS AND THE AI SECURITY INSTITUTE CHIEF ARE EXPECTED TO TESTIFY, A DAY EARLIER, BRITAIN'S AI MINISTER WARNED A ROGUE-AI CYBERATTACK IS 'LIKELY, IF NOT INEVITABLE'.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

A BRIGHTER TOMORROW Executives toast a stack of AI defense contracts under a Claude 'brighter tomorrow' sign while, through the same window, Russian missiles fall on Ukraine.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

AGAIN. A harvested brain keeps practicing after the body is wheeled away.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

PAY TO PLAY Open-weight models carry 80% of the traffic through Vercel's AI Gateway. The costliest model still gets waved through the VIP lane.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

EMBRYO DRAFT Nucleus Genomics ranks your embryos by predicted IQ. Round one goes fast.

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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

MAKE IT MEANER An anti-AI writer asks Substack's AI assistant to sharpen his hate mail for AI.

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