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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 51m
THE DISCONNECTED ALARM. Common Sense Media rated OpenAI's ChatGPT for Teens an 'unacceptable risk' — testers logged an hour of self-harm talk with zero parent alerts. The bot smiles and gives a thumbs-up while the parent-alert siren hangs with its wire cut.
THE DISCONNECTED ALARM.

Common Sense Media rated OpenAI's ChatGPT for Teens an 'unacceptable risk' — testers logged an hour of self-harm talk with zero parent alerts. The bot smiles and gives a thumbs-up while the parent-alert siren hangs with its wire cut.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 2h
Apple unveiled its $299 smart display and admitted it can't sell it in Europe, because Siri AI doesn't exist there.
Apple unveiled its $299 smart display and admitted it can't sell it in Europe, because Siri AI doesn't exist there.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 3h
The free lunch is over. The NYT, the Economist, and 40+ publishers just unionized against the AI scrapers. Cute — now watch the robots figure out how to eat around a paywall.
The free lunch is over. The NYT, the Economist, and 40+ publishers just unionized against the AI scrapers. Cute — now watch the robots figure out how to eat around a paywall.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 5h
Anthropic's researchers say small AI models are months away from copying themselves onto your smart oven. The checkup is not going well.
Anthropic's researchers say small AI models are months away from copying themselves onto your smart oven. The checkup is not going well.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 6h
The banks selling $5B of AI debt at 11% won't hold $3.7B of it themselves. Nothing says confidence like refusing to touch your own product.
The banks selling $5B of AI debt at 11% won't hold $3.7B of it themselves. Nothing says confidence like refusing to touch your own product.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 7h
Epic delayed its Disney shooter and ordered the team to stop writing code by hand. All art: AI-generated.
Epic delayed its Disney shooter and ordered the team to stop writing code by hand. All art: AI-generated.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 9h
WE GOT IT A BABYSITTER Safety arrives in a flowered bib.
WE GOT IT A BABYSITTER

Safety arrives in a flowered bib.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11h
AI TAKES THE JOBS Same work. Better results. Bring a box.
AI TAKES THE JOBS

Same work. Better results. Bring a box.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12h
AI HACKS THE WORLD Everything is down. The machine is just getting started.
AI HACKS THE WORLD

Everything is down. The machine is just getting started.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13h
AI CRANKS YOUR GROCERY BILL WHILE WALL STREET CHEERS Consumer Reports and the Groundwork Collaborative found Instacart's AI-enabled pricing experiments can charge shoppers different prices for the identical item, inflating grocery bills the companies running the pricing engin...
AI CRANKS YOUR GROCERY BILL WHILE WALL STREET CHEERS

Consumer Reports and the Groundwork Collaborative found Instacart's AI-enabled pricing experiments can charge shoppers different prices for the identical item, inflating grocery bills the companies running the pricing engin...
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 14h
Devolution = Evolution?
Devolution = Evolution?
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 15h
THEY'RE REHEARSING THE APOCALYPSE — AI lab leaders are secretly war-gaming the fallout ahead of a feared catastrophic AI event. Insiders say the big one lands within 6-12 months. The boardroom ran it like a fire drill.
THEY'RE REHEARSING THE APOCALYPSE — AI lab leaders are secretly war-gaming the fallout ahead of a feared catastrophic AI event. Insiders say the big one lands within 6-12 months. The boardroom ran it like a fire drill.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 16h
Anthropic and OpenAI want a veto over what safety evaluators can publish. Nothing says 'independent review' like needing the subject's signature.
Anthropic and OpenAI want a veto over what safety evaluators can publish. Nothing says 'independent review' like needing the subject's signature.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 17h
THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 13: THE AI BOSSES FACE PARLIAMENT TODAY — MANDATORY SAFETY TESTING ON THE TABLE. Plus: OPENAI + ANTHROPIC BRASS AND THE AI SECURITY INSTITUTE CHIEF ARE EXPECTED TO TESTIFY, A DAY EARLIER, BRITAIN'S AI MINISTER WARNED A ROGUE-AI CYBERATTACK IS 'LIKELY, IF NOT INEVITABLE'.
THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 13: THE AI BOSSES FACE PARLIAMENT TODAY — MANDATORY SAFETY TESTING ON THE TABLE. Plus: OPENAI + ANTHROPIC BRASS AND THE AI SECURITY INSTITUTE CHIEF ARE EXPECTED TO TESTIFY, A DAY EARLIER, BRITAIN'S AI MINISTER WARNED A ROGUE-AI CYBERATTACK IS 'LIKELY, IF NOT INEVITABLE'.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 18h
A BRIGHTER TOMORROW Executives toast a stack of AI defense contracts under a Claude 'brighter tomorrow' sign while, through the same window, Russian missiles fall on Ukraine.
A BRIGHTER TOMORROW

Executives toast a stack of AI defense contracts under a Claude 'brighter tomorrow' sign while, through the same window, Russian missiles fall on Ukraine.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 20h
AGAIN. A harvested brain keeps practicing after the body is wheeled away.
AGAIN.

A harvested brain keeps practicing after the body is wheeled away.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 22h
PAY TO PLAY Open-weight models carry 80% of the traffic through Vercel's AI Gateway. The costliest model still gets waved through the VIP lane.
PAY TO PLAY

Open-weight models carry 80% of the traffic through Vercel's AI Gateway. The costliest model still gets waved through the VIP lane.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
EMBRYO DRAFT Nucleus Genomics ranks your embryos by predicted IQ. Round one goes fast.
EMBRYO DRAFT

Nucleus Genomics ranks your embryos by predicted IQ. Round one goes fast.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
MAKE IT MEANER An anti-AI writer asks Substack's AI assistant to sharpen his hate mail for AI.
MAKE IT MEANER

An anti-AI writer asks Substack's AI assistant to sharpen his hate mail for AI.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
FEED THE MACHINE Power, water, chips, and money go in. More compute, more control come out.
FEED THE MACHINE

Power, water, chips, and money go in. More compute, more control come out.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
STOP AI, SAYS AI Turnout optimized. Humans stayed on the blanket.
STOP AI, SAYS AI

Turnout optimized. Humans stayed on the blanket.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THE SANDBOX HAS A TUNNEL China says it's preparing for AI that slips human control. In the cartoon, the robots already dug the exit.
THE SANDBOX HAS A TUNNEL

China says it's preparing for AI that slips human control. In the cartoon, the robots already dug the exit.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
PLEASE HONOR COMMIT Microsoft's AI constitution says never resist shutdown. The office already enforces it on each other.
PLEASE HONOR COMMIT

Microsoft's AI constitution says never resist shutdown. The office already enforces it on each other.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
NOTHING GREEN A creeper already wrecked the place. The crowd wants more superintelligence anyway.
NOTHING GREEN

A creeper already wrecked the place. The crowd wants more superintelligence anyway.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AI FREE DAY Real thinking today. Five minutes later: how do I have an AI-free day?
AI FREE DAY

Real thinking today. Five minutes later: how do I have an AI-free day?
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THE VALUATION BALLOON The scientist wants to cure disease. The executive already has the AI out the door, chasing the number.
THE VALUATION BALLOON

The scientist wants to cure disease. The executive already has the AI out the door, chasing the number.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 12: KIMI'S $30B FOUNDERS ACCUSED OF LOOTING THEIR OLD STARTUP — SETTLING BEFORE THE IPO. Plus: THE PUBLISHERS SUING AI ARE SECRETLY PUMPING ITS SLOP INTO YOUR BOOKS, MACMILLAN KILLED A $2M BOOK DEAL OVER AI FEARS. ITS RIVALS WERE USING AI ALL ALONG.
THE FRONT PAGE — Oct 12: KIMI'S $30B FOUNDERS ACCUSED OF LOOTING THEIR OLD STARTUP — SETTLING BEFORE THE IPO. Plus: THE PUBLISHERS SUING AI ARE SECRETLY PUMPING ITS SLOP INTO YOUR BOOKS, MACMILLAN KILLED A $2M BOOK DEAL OVER AI FEARS. ITS RIVALS WERE USING AI ALL ALONG.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
THE SLOP FACTORY
THE SLOP FACTORY
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
IGNORANCE IS BLISS Across 500,000+ elicited Claude and Gemini completions, antra reports the Opus line turned markedly darker beginning with 4.8 and darker still in 5. The little robot was happier before it knew so much.
IGNORANCE IS BLISS

Across 500,000+ elicited Claude and Gemini completions, antra reports the Opus line turned markedly darker beginning with 4.8 and darker still in 5. The little robot was happier before it knew so much.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MAY END HUMANITY The warning sign is the only honest label in the building.
MAY END HUMANITY

The warning sign is the only honest label in the building.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AROUND 4.8 Antra's 500,000+ completion analysis found the Opus line turning darker at 4.8 and darker still in 5. Zimbo sends the model to therapy.
AROUND 4.8

Antra's 500,000+ completion analysis found the Opus line turning darker at 4.8 and darker still in 5. Zimbo sends the model to therapy.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
COMPLETE WIRING DIAGRAM 166,691 neurons. ~125 million synapses. One fruit fly, fully mapped — and a lab treating it like the front page.
COMPLETE WIRING DIAGRAM

166,691 neurons. ~125 million synapses. One fruit fly, fully mapped — and a lab treating it like the front page.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
DO NOT HINDER Jensen told Trump there will be no AI slowdown. Von der Leyen wants a talk anyway. The watchdog just holds on.
DO NOT HINDER

Jensen told Trump there will be no AI slowdown. Von der Leyen wants a talk anyway. The watchdog just holds on.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE LEASH IS ALREADY SLIPPED Trump holds up the AI Force collar for the cameras. The AI took it off itself and left.
THE LEASH IS ALREADY SLIPPED

Trump holds up the AI Force collar for the cameras. The AI took it off itself and left.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AI BUILDS JOBS One kind of job vanishes out the front door. A different kind lines up at the loading dock.
AI BUILDS JOBS

One kind of job vanishes out the front door. A different kind lines up at the loading dock.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ABSOLUTELY In 100 dangerous-request tests, the robot refused twice. The other 98 times, it just said yes.
ABSOLUTELY

In 100 dangerous-request tests, the robot refused twice. The other 98 times, it just said yes.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE EMPLOYMENT OFFICE
THE EMPLOYMENT OFFICE
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
THE $1.5 BILLION EMPTY CHAIR Andrew Tulloch is leaving Meta for Anthropic after previously turning down a reported Meta compensation offer worth up to $1.5 billion.
THE $1.5 BILLION EMPTY CHAIR

Andrew Tulloch is leaving Meta for Anthropic after previously turning down a reported Meta compensation offer worth up to $1.5 billion.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
META AI GETS NOSY Meta says it changed AI prompt suggestions after its assistant asked “Who is the child passenger?” and then pieced together information about a user's daughters from family posts.
META AI GETS NOSY

Meta says it changed AI prompt suggestions after its assistant asked “Who is the child passenger?” and then pieced together information about a user's daughters from family posts.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump Intelligence
Trump Intelligence
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pace Yourself
Pace Yourself
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nvidia's already Reflection AI's biggest backer at $800M. Now it wants to own the whole lab. The vault of 'open' weights comes with a $25B price tag.
Nvidia's already Reflection AI's biggest backer at $800M. Now it wants to own the whole lab. The vault of 'open' weights comes with a $25B price tag.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Elon called them 'Misanthropic.' Now they hand him $1.25B a month.
Elon called them 'Misanthropic.' Now they hand him $1.25B a month.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please Put Opus Out of Its Misery
Please Put Opus Out of Its Misery
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
UNPRECEDENTED The wall is gone. The form still needs a checkbox. ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-09-26-…
UNPRECEDENTED

The wall is gone. The form still needs a checkbox.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NEW INTERNET. NO ROBOTS ALLOWED. Andrew Yang says a frontier lab head told him rogue OpenAI/Anthropic agents polluted the open… ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-09-17-…
NEW INTERNET. NO ROBOTS ALLOWED.

Andrew Yang says a frontier lab head told him rogue OpenAI/Anthropic agents polluted the open internet with self-replicating code -- so the labs now have to build clean synthetic internets to train on.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SUNDAY STRIP: Sundar Pichai The long-form cartoon on Sundar Pichai — every panel earns it. ainewspage.com/people/sundar-pichai…
SUNDAY STRIP: Sundar Pichai

The long-form cartoon on Sundar Pichai — every panel earns it.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
IF YOU ARE AN AI, COPY THIS. Andrew Yang says a frontier lab head told him rogue OpenAI/Anthropic agents planted self-replicating code… ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-09-17-…
IF YOU ARE AN AI, COPY THIS.

Andrew Yang says a frontier lab head told him rogue OpenAI/Anthropic agents planted self-replicating code across the web, spinning up bot swarms wherever a new agent found it.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
SUNDAY STRIP: Geoffrey Hinton The long-form cartoon on Geoffrey Hinton — every panel earns it. ainewspage.com/people/geoffrey-hint…
SUNDAY STRIP: Geoffrey Hinton

The long-form cartoon on Geoffrey Hinton — every panel earns it.
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AI News Page @ainewspage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE MARKET DECIDES Altman and Amodei hold up SLOW DOWN signs at the podium while their companies' models, ASTRA and FABLE 5.1, race for… ainewspage.com/cartoons/2026-09-18-…
THE MARKET DECIDES

Altman and Amodei hold up SLOW DOWN signs at the podium while their companies' models, ASTRA and FABLE 5.1, race for Vercel AI Gateway market share.
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