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Ahmed Naji

@ahmednaji.bsky.social
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Writer, Novelist, Documentary Filmmakers, Criminal, ex-journalist. More about his crimes: linktr.ee/anaji ahmednaji.net

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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Britain is so miserable... they think they could prosecute Mansoura Zaid. LOL, you couldn’t even touch any Russian oligarchy.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like any good drag queen, Connelly said his art was “about alchemy”: zhuzhing something cheap into something drop-dead gorgeous thebaffler.com/latest/mothe...
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Mother of Pearls | Jeremy Lybarger
Arch Connelly’s work was a flashbang: vulgar and excessive to the point of camp.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There is no horizon for German identity because it remains separated from reality, from material life, and even from numbers. asnaje.substack.com/p/long-live-...
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LONG LIVE DEGENERATE ART
O men of art, men of letters! Let us take up the challenge together!
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Facsimile of a painting from the Tomb of Menkheperrasone depicting foreign princes at the court of Tuthmosis III. The third figure from the left is the prince of Tunip presenting his son to the court. From Davies (1936), Ancient Egyptian Paintings Vol 1, Pl. anetoday.org/abo-eleaz-di...
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The Harsh Life of Diplomatic Messengers in Egypt in the Late Bronze Age - The Ancient Near East Today
Diplomatic messengers in the Late Bronze Age had to endure numerous difficulties to accomplish their missions. But from the surviving correspondence, it seems that Egypt may have been the most hazardo...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
what is the difference between the images from the 70s and the pictures in the current issue that scream with Orientalism, kitsch, and celebrate all the backward elements of Arabic culture that we have been fighting against for over a century? substack.com/home/post/p-...
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It's 110 degree and yes, I need to cool down
Fuck you Habiab, Fuck your Sharwma culture, Fuck you Tarboosh and Keffiyeh and all the reactionary symbols you prompt as "Arab culture."
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Habibi cover was published the same week Anas al-Sharif was assassinated last year by the IDF. The Arab Toms in Western media who have been grafiting the Palestinian issue for the last two years, of course, don’t remember Anas substack.com/home/post/p-...
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It's 110 degree and yes, I need to cool down
Fuck you Habiab, Fuck your Sharwma culture, Fuck you Tarboosh and Keffiyeh and all the reactionary symbols you prompt as "Arab culture."
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Love it, so much Iraq Saddam Hussien. actually they had better golden art work there
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Getting over a Breakup asnaje.substack.com/p/getting-ov...
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Getting over a Breakup
from Ibn Hazm to Antidepressants
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
At the age of 13, I became addicted to stealing from other writers. It is what I call literary kleptomania. ahmednaji.net/2026/08/06/7...
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7 Literary Sins
Madeleine Schwartz convinced me to share my most sacred secret, my literary sin: how, all this time, I’ve developed a light-handed method for stealing from other writers, following the recipe…
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Soheir open.substack.com/pub/asnaje/p...
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Soheir
Remembering the free dark
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
American-made bombs have killed numbers of Gazan children greater than the circulations of n+1 and Jewish Currents combined. thepointmag.com/politics/vio...
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Violence and the Left | The Point Magazine
Is now really the right time to talk about the left’s political violence problem?
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Tucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Except BTS no singers under 45 were at this performance... What a lame shitty show
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
، منتصب القامة أسفلها بخط كوفي «الهرم فاضي وخوفو راضي».https://aljumhuriya.net/ar/2021/01/27/%d8%a3%d8%b3%d9%88%d8%af-%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%83%d9%86%d9%8a%d8%b3%d8%a9/
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أسود الكنيسة
أسود الكنيسة
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I also grew up knowing that people like us don’t have the right to show their anger because the consequences are unbearable and unpredictable. Our anger makes them terrified, and their fear justifies any crimes they commit
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
الفريق السعودى كارثه. دا انتم ولى العهد هيعلقكم
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/06/2026
25,500 BCE: Drowning. 1,500 BCE: Drowning. 1,200 BCE: After observing animals cross the River Nile, human beings attempt the doggy paddle. 1,200 BCE: Drowning.
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Swim Strokes Throughout the Ages
25,500 BCE Drowning. 1,500 BCE Drowning. 1,200 BCE After observing animals cross the River Nile, human beings attempt the doggy paddle. 1,200 BCE Drowning.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
There is no longer beauty or consolation except in the gaze falling on horror. www.thedial.world/articles/new...
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Las Vegas Diaries — The Dial
“These days I have no passport, no documents. And even if I manage to get one, I cannot return to Egypt.”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/06/2026
"Now that your depression is back and your new chin has settled, we will begin to correct your more annoying shortcomings with exposure therapy. Exposure therapy can be a helpful tool in making you less of a little bitch."
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MAHA’s Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs
“As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, eve...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
On the way to the car, I noticed that behind the mosque was a junkyard, filled mostly with broken yachts and boats of various sizes; they all looked sad and dead. Another “only in Vegas” site: a yacht graveyard in the middle of the desert. asnaje.substack.com/p/godshowcom
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Godshow.com
short story translated by Rana Asfour
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Instead of one child, we had twins. We entered an inferno that we have yet to come out of. The stress hit us hard. Samira and I turned from lovers to parents burdened with responsibilities, asnaje.substack.com/p/godshowcom
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Godshow.com
short story translated by Rana Asfour
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/06/2026
"Peace 1.0™ includes a one-page memorandum, several unresolved technical questions, and a loose promise to figure out what the agreement actually means at a later date."
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Introducing Peace 1.0™
“Peace 1.0™ is a revolutionary conflict-reduction platform that leverages diplomacy, reduced bombing, and reopened shipping lanes to create value for shareho...
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/06/2026
As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, even though the benefits of cold turkey far outweigh the benefits of eating literally anything else. (See: New Food Pyramid.)"
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MAHA’s Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs
“As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, eve...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
He has worked out a theory: humanity divides into the ordinary, who must obey the law, and the extraordinary few, the Napoleons, who have the right to step over moral law, to spill blood, if their purpose is large enough
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My god, to celebrate the deal, they should host a fight between an Iranian fighter and an American one. Then, the Iranians challenge Caesar, and Russell Crowe appears to defend the emperor. But the Iranian wins, and the emperor can do nothing except offer one of his daughters to marry the Ayatollah.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One of my favorite Arabic novels was just translated into English and was published recently Red Like Orange A Novel aucpress.com/9781649035172/
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AUC Press - Red Like Orange
An offbeat tale of creativity, friendship, and finding your voice in this uproarious journey through Cairo's music scene in the early 2000s, where everything...
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The de Groot Foundation @degrootfoundation.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Congratulations to @thedialmag.bsky.social for the publication of their first book, HOW WE SEE IT through @thenewpress.bsky.social! 🔗 Learn more and order your copy: degrootfoundation.org/how-we-see-i...
Promotional graphic for The Dial Magazine's new book. The cover of the book, which is cream with various squares showing a map of the U.S in pink, green, yellow, and blue, says "HOW WE SEE IT: THE WORLD LOOKS AT AMERICA IN THE AGE OF TRUMP. Edited by The Dial, With an introduction by Madeleine Schwartz." Surrounding the cover is a navy blue background.
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Jeremy Miranda. Blue snow, night. 2019
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
المميز التى تلخص مصر
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It always puzzles me why the Quran insists that paradise exists in Judaism and Christianity! Was this a misconception already circulating among the Jews and Christians living in the 6th and 7th centuries, or were Muslims unable to conceive a belief system without a paradise-based rewards model?
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
العجيب أن مفيش جنة لا في اليهودية ولا الاسلام
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/06/2026
PRETEND: “We want something that’s never been done.” ACTUAL: “Can you write 'Normal People' again, but with a bisexual love interest who never says ‘bisexual’?”
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A Queer Writer’s Survival Guide to the Literary Agent Hypocrisy Circus: PRETEND vs. ACTUAL
PRETEND: “We want queer joy! Write freely!” ACTUAL: “But make sure there’s a straight best friend to guide the reader through the scary parts. If anyone has ...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The demand should not be "decolonize our minds" but "colonizers: own your colonies" ... force the accountability back onto the actors who actually hold power
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
colonialism without a conscience This is what "decolonization" narrative produced in the last decades
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The colonizer got to keep the empire and discard the invoice.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Under classical colonialism, the British in Egypt were accountable — at least in theory and international law — for Egyptian roads, courts, health, and order.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Decolonization is a laundering operation
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
يجلس عبد الحليم حافظ خلف مكتبه في أحد مشاهد فيلم البنات والصيف (1960)، يكتب رسالة، ويناجي حبيبته "وفي عز الشوق يا حبيبي، وفي عز الليل بكتب لك.. لا، قلبي اللي بيكتب لك، هو اللي بيبعت لك.."؛ أحببت manassa.news/stories/31679
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"في عز الليل بكتب لك".. لماذا نَحِنُّ للبريد الورقي اليوم؟
ربما العودة إلى البريد، سواء عبر مراسلة مشتركة أو خدمة مدفوعة، مجرد علامة على أن فجوةً ما ظهرت في حياتنا العصرية السريعة، وأننا نحتاج إعادة التفكير في شكل التواصل فيما بيننا.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
One of my favorite short story writers Nobody Understands History thediasporist.de/nobody-under...
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Nobody Understands History – the Diasporist
"In every city she visits there is a museum and a memory of an aborted revolution"
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
أوناش وعمّال يعمقون الحفرة ويصبون أساسات مبنى ما، استخدم «ما» مرغمًا لأننا حين سألنا عمّا ينوون بناءه صارحنا العمال إنهم لا يعرفون. بل غمغموا بأن ما يحدث «تطوير»، صدقتِ يا ست، فعلًا سوف تلهو بنا الحياة. mada38.appspot.com/www.madamasr...
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انسى بطن بقرة
هذا النص ضمن «تقليب» #22 «مُنتهى الأدب»
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Sorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough. asnaje.substack.com/p/sorry-nata...
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Sorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough.
I started the day reading a Natalie Adler article, “Critical condition,” published in the latest issue of Lux. It is one of the best articles I have read about AI. It’s spineless, it has no argument ,...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Beauty is fleeting. Beauty is sterile. It doesn’t lead to anything or open any doors. It’s transient…. a hot shot, a desert that seduces you, so it could blow you up the minute after. asnaje.substack.com/p/sorry-nata...
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Sorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough.
I started the day reading a Natalie Adler article, “Critical condition,” published in the latest issue of Lux. It is one of the best articles I have read about AI. It’s spineless, it has no argument ,...
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Everything about the success of this novel depends upon Perdie’s manic voice, sleep-deprived, conspiracy-minded, guilt-ridden, love-starved woman who’s losing her mind and her panties over a 26-year-old roofer who thinks he’s an anarcho-Marxist. roncharles.substack.com/p/the-erotic...
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The Erotic Life of a True-Crime Junkie
In Cassandra Neyenesch’s “A Little Bit Bad,” a suburban mom hunts for her lover’s killer.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
International Association for the Fantastic in the Arts - Home iaftfita.wildapricot.org
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International Association for the Fantastic in the Arts - Home
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I think I like Drake's new album, also Mohamed Hamika and Al sarah. Excited for this summer music.
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Cowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab Bourgeoisie
Ahmed Shihab-Eldin case as an example
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مَوْلَانَا @abounour.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
‏الحياه مقرفة جدا يا عبد الجبار والغريبه انك لو رفضتها علشان مقرفه هاتبقى مقرفه اكتر حسن سبانخ فى رائعه عادل امام الأفوكاتو
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Cowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab Bourgeoisie asnaje.substack.com/p/cowardly-a...
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Cowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab Bourgeoisie
Ahmed Shihab-Eldin case as an example
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Very interesting! Why is he walking around with a notebook and pen? I thought his AI agent could serve as his paper notebook. :)
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Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Push some of the futuristic elements aside, and the works presented in this collection also feel like ghost stories. Everyone is haunted by memories of a time when things were different, when the alienation wasn’t so extreme, ahmednaji.net/2025/06/24/r...
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Review: Egypt + 100: Stories from a Century after Tahrir – ed. Ahmed Naji
by Yasmin Desouki [Comma Press; 2024]  How do you imagine a future unencumbered by the heaviness of the present? Is it at all possible to envision a world completely different from the on…
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