Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Britain is so miserable... they think they could prosecute Mansoura Zaid. LOL, you couldn’t even touch any Russian oligarchy. 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Like any good drag queen, Connelly said his art was “about alchemy”: zhuzhing something cheap into something drop-dead gorgeous thebaffler.com/latest/mothe...thebaffler.comMother of Pearls | Jeremy LybargerArch Connelly’s work was a flashbang: vulgar and excessive to the point of camp. 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 07/09/2026There is no horizon for German identity because it remains separated from reality, from material life, and even from numbers. asnaje.substack.com/p/long-live-...asnaje.substack.comLONG LIVE DEGENERATE ARTO men of art, men of letters! Let us take up the challenge together! 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Facsimile of a painting from the Tomb of Menkheperrasone depicting foreign princes at the court of Tuthmosis III. The third figure from the left is the prince of Tunip presenting his son to the court. From Davies (1936), Ancient Egyptian Paintings Vol 1, Pl. anetoday.org/abo-eleaz-di...anetoday.orgThe Harsh Life of Diplomatic Messengers in Egypt in the Late Bronze Age - The Ancient Near East TodayDiplomatic messengers in the Late Bronze Age had to endure numerous difficulties to accomplish their missions. But from the surviving correspondence, it seems that Egypt may have been the most hazardo... 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 12/08/2026what is the difference between the images from the 70s and the pictures in the current issue that scream with Orientalism, kitsch, and celebrate all the backward elements of Arabic culture that we have been fighting against for over a century? substack.com/home/post/p-...substack.comIt's 110 degree and yes, I need to cool downFuck you Habiab, Fuck your Sharwma culture, Fuck you Tarboosh and Keffiyeh and all the reactionary symbols you prompt as "Arab culture." 010
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The Habibi cover was published the same week Anas al-Sharif was assassinated last year by the IDF. The Arab Toms in Western media who have been grafiting the Palestinian issue for the last two years, of course, don’t remember Anas substack.com/home/post/p-...substack.comIt's 110 degree and yes, I need to cool downFuck you Habiab, Fuck your Sharwma culture, Fuck you Tarboosh and Keffiyeh and all the reactionary symbols you prompt as "Arab culture." 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Love it, so much Iraq Saddam Hussien. actually they had better golden art work there 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Getting over a Breakup asnaje.substack.com/p/getting-ov...asnaje.substack.comGetting over a Breakupfrom Ibn Hazm to Antidepressants 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 06/08/2026At the age of 13, I became addicted to stealing from other writers. It is what I call literary kleptomania. ahmednaji.net/2026/08/06/7...ahmednaji.net7 Literary SinsMadeleine Schwartz convinced me to share my most sacred secret, my literary sin: how, all this time, I’ve developed a light-handed method for stealing from other writers, following the recipe… 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Soheir open.substack.com/pub/asnaje/p...open.substack.comSoheirRemembering the free dark 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 22/07/2026American-made bombs have killed numbers of Gazan children greater than the circulations of n+1 and Jewish Currents combined. thepointmag.com/politics/vio...thepointmag.comViolence and the Left | The Point MagazineIs now really the right time to talk about the left’s political violence problem? 001
Reposted by Ahmed NajiTucker Jones @tuckerjones.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy" 182630556
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Except BTS no singers under 45 were at this performance... What a lame shitty show 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 05/07/2026، منتصب القامة أسفلها بخط كوفي «الهرم فاضي وخوفو راضي».https://aljumhuriya.net/ar/2021/01/27/%d8%a3%d8%b3%d9%88%d8%af-%d8%a7%d9%84%d9%83%d9%86%d9%8a%d8%b3%d8%a9/aljumhuriya.netأسود الكنيسةأسود الكنيسة 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I also grew up knowing that people like us don’t have the right to show their anger because the consequences are unbearable and unpredictable. Our anger makes them terrified, and their fear justifies any crimes they commit 100
Reposted by Ahmed NajiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23/06/202625,500 BCE: Drowning. 1,500 BCE: Drowning. 1,200 BCE: After observing animals cross the River Nile, human beings attempt the doggy paddle. 1,200 BCE: Drowning.buff.lySwim Strokes Throughout the Ages25,500 BCE Drowning. 1,500 BCE Drowning. 1,200 BCE After observing animals cross the River Nile, human beings attempt the doggy paddle. 1,200 BCE Drowning. 0478
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/06/2026There is no longer beauty or consolation except in the gaze falling on horror. www.thedial.world/articles/new...thedial.worldLas Vegas Diaries — The Dial“These days I have no passport, no documents. And even if I manage to get one, I cannot return to Egypt.” 000
Reposted by Ahmed NajiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/06/2026"Now that your depression is back and your new chin has settled, we will begin to correct your more annoying shortcomings with exposure therapy. Exposure therapy can be a helpful tool in making you less of a little bitch."buff.lyMAHA’s Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs“As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, eve... 04812
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 20/06/2026On the way to the car, I noticed that behind the mosque was a junkyard, filled mostly with broken yachts and boats of various sizes; they all looked sad and dead. Another “only in Vegas” site: a yacht graveyard in the middle of the desert. asnaje.substack.com/p/godshowcomasnaje.substack.comGodshow.comshort story translated by Rana Asfour 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Instead of one child, we had twins. We entered an inferno that we have yet to come out of. The stress hit us hard. Samira and I turned from lovers to parents burdened with responsibilities, asnaje.substack.com/p/godshowcomasnaje.substack.comGodshow.comshort story translated by Rana Asfour 000
Reposted by Ahmed NajiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/06/2026"Peace 1.0™ includes a one-page memorandum, several unresolved technical questions, and a loose promise to figure out what the agreement actually means at a later date."buff.lyIntroducing Peace 1.0™“Peace 1.0™ is a revolutionary conflict-reduction platform that leverages diplomacy, reduced bombing, and reopened shipping lanes to create value for shareho... 24311
Reposted by Ahmed NajiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/06/2026As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, even though the benefits of cold turkey far outweigh the benefits of eating literally anything else. (See: New Food Pyramid.)"buff.lyMAHA’s Plan to Wean Americans Off SSRIs“As a compassionate group of health hobbyists and one doctor of law, we cannot, in good conscience, recommend people stop taking their SSRIs cold turkey, eve... 1343
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 16/06/2026He has worked out a theory: humanity divides into the ordinary, who must obey the law, and the extraordinary few, the Napoleons, who have the right to step over moral law, to spill blood, if their purpose is large enough 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 15/06/2026My god, to celebrate the deal, they should host a fight between an Iranian fighter and an American one. Then, the Iranians challenge Caesar, and Russell Crowe appears to defend the emperor. But the Iranian wins, and the emperor can do nothing except offer one of his daughters to marry the Ayatollah. 110
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 14/06/2026One of my favorite Arabic novels was just translated into English and was published recently Red Like Orange A Novel aucpress.com/9781649035172/aucpress.comAUC Press - Red Like OrangeAn offbeat tale of creativity, friendship, and finding your voice in this uproarious journey through Cairo's music scene in the early 2000s, where everything... 000
Reposted by Ahmed NajiThe de Groot Foundation @degrootfoundation.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Congratulations to @thedialmag.bsky.social for the publication of their first book, HOW WE SEE IT through @thenewpress.bsky.social! 🔗 Learn more and order your copy: degrootfoundation.org/how-we-see-i... 043
Reposted by Ahmed NajiRabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Jeremy Miranda. Blue snow, night. 2019 28916
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 09/06/2026 It always puzzles me why the Quran insists that paradise exists in Judaism and Christianity! Was this a misconception already circulating among the Jews and Christians living in the 6th and 7th centuries, or were Muslims unable to conceive a belief system without a paradise-based rewards model? 300
Reposted by Ahmed NajiMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 09/06/2026PRETEND: “We want something that’s never been done.” ACTUAL: “Can you write 'Normal People' again, but with a bisexual love interest who never says ‘bisexual’?”buff.lyA Queer Writer’s Survival Guide to the Literary Agent Hypocrisy Circus: PRETEND vs. ACTUALPRETEND: “We want queer joy! Write freely!” ACTUAL: “But make sure there’s a straight best friend to guide the reader through the scary parts. If anyone has ... 06217
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The demand should not be "decolonize our minds" but "colonizers: own your colonies" ... force the accountability back onto the actors who actually hold power 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026colonialism without a conscience This is what "decolonization" narrative produced in the last decades 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026The colonizer got to keep the empire and discard the invoice. 001
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Under classical colonialism, the British in Egypt were accountable — at least in theory and international law — for Egyptian roads, courts, health, and order. 100
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 31/05/2026يجلس عبد الحليم حافظ خلف مكتبه في أحد مشاهد فيلم البنات والصيف (1960)، يكتب رسالة، ويناجي حبيبته "وفي عز الشوق يا حبيبي، وفي عز الليل بكتب لك.. لا، قلبي اللي بيكتب لك، هو اللي بيبعت لك.."؛ أحببت manassa.news/stories/31679manassa.news"في عز الليل بكتب لك".. لماذا نَحِنُّ للبريد الورقي اليوم؟ربما العودة إلى البريد، سواء عبر مراسلة مشتركة أو خدمة مدفوعة، مجرد علامة على أن فجوةً ما ظهرت في حياتنا العصرية السريعة، وأننا نحتاج إعادة التفكير في شكل التواصل فيما بيننا. 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 26/05/2026One of my favorite short story writers Nobody Understands History thediasporist.de/nobody-under...thediasporist.deNobody Understands History – the Diasporist"In every city she visits there is a museum and a memory of an aborted revolution" 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 25/05/2026أوناش وعمّال يعمقون الحفرة ويصبون أساسات مبنى ما، استخدم «ما» مرغمًا لأننا حين سألنا عمّا ينوون بناءه صارحنا العمال إنهم لا يعرفون. بل غمغموا بأن ما يحدث «تطوير»، صدقتِ يا ست، فعلًا سوف تلهو بنا الحياة. mada38.appspot.com/www.madamasr...mada38.appspot.comانسى بطن بقرةهذا النص ضمن «تقليب» #22 «مُنتهى الأدب» 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Sorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough. asnaje.substack.com/p/sorry-nata...asnaje.substack.comSorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough.I started the day reading a Natalie Adler article, “Critical condition,” published in the latest issue of Lux. It is one of the best articles I have read about AI. It’s spineless, it has no argument ,... 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Beauty is fleeting. Beauty is sterile. It doesn’t lead to anything or open any doors. It’s transient…. a hot shot, a desert that seduces you, so it could blow you up the minute after. asnaje.substack.com/p/sorry-nata...asnaje.substack.comSorry Natalie… but beauty is not enough.I started the day reading a Natalie Adler article, “Critical condition,” published in the latest issue of Lux. It is one of the best articles I have read about AI. It’s spineless, it has no argument ,... 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Everything about the success of this novel depends upon Perdie’s manic voice, sleep-deprived, conspiracy-minded, guilt-ridden, love-starved woman who’s losing her mind and her panties over a 26-year-old roofer who thinks he’s an anarcho-Marxist. roncharles.substack.com/p/the-erotic...roncharles.substack.comThe Erotic Life of a True-Crime JunkieIn Cassandra Neyenesch’s “A Little Bit Bad,” a suburban mom hunts for her lover’s killer. 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 21/05/2026International Association for the Fantastic in the Arts - Home iaftfita.wildapricot.orgiaftfita.wildapricot.orgInternational Association for the Fantastic in the Arts - Home 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I think I like Drake's new album, also Mohamed Hamika and Al sarah. Excited for this summer music. 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 19/05/2026open.substack.com/pub/asnaje/p...open.substack.comCowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab BourgeoisieAhmed Shihab-Eldin case as an example 020
Reposted by Ahmed Najiمَوْلَانَا @abounour.bsky.social · 13/09/2024الحياه مقرفة جدا يا عبد الجبار والغريبه انك لو رفضتها علشان مقرفه هاتبقى مقرفه اكتر حسن سبانخ فى رائعه عادل امام الأفوكاتو 22311
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Cowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab Bourgeoisie asnaje.substack.com/p/cowardly-a...asnaje.substack.comCowardly Audacity: The Moral Hypocrisy of the Petrodollar Arab BourgeoisieAhmed Shihab-Eldin case as an example 100
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Very interesting! Why is he walking around with a notebook and pen? I thought his AI agent could serve as his paper notebook. :) 000
Ahmed Naji @ahmednaji.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Push some of the futuristic elements aside, and the works presented in this collection also feel like ghost stories. Everyone is haunted by memories of a time when things were different, when the alienation wasn’t so extreme, ahmednaji.net/2025/06/24/r...ahmednaji.netReview: Egypt + 100: Stories from a Century after Tahrir – ed. Ahmed Najiby Yasmin Desouki [Comma Press; 2024] How do you imagine a future unencumbered by the heaviness of the present? Is it at all possible to envision a world completely different from the on… 010