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Alan Faustino

@ahfaustinomd.bsky.social
5.1K followers 544 following 6.7K posts

🧠 Mind, 🎸 Music, 💪 Muscle, and 🌀 Mayhem. 🤨 ..🎶 classic rock, and ⚡heavy riffs. 🐢 Conquering life’s chaos, one rep and riff at a time.

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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 23h
Its worse than last years defense.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At this point I’m convinced you don’t live in California. You live in a NatGeo episode. 😂
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔥
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him theonion.com/trump-drops-bombshell-…
Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him
Did Biden Rig 2020 Race By Courting Voters?
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🙏🙏🙏
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com👊👊👊
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😄
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hang in there 🙏🙏🙏
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac…
Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My childhood TV
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Static TV: Old Panasonic with Yellow Frame
ALT: Static TV: Old Panasonic with Yellow Frame
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I suspected... but could not ever verify on my 1970s TV.😄
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!
Lost in Space Professor bad guy action hero ripped with six-pack abs
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lost in space....one of my favs.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents theonion.com/trump-to-rename-ai-sup…
“Even the Constitution?”

Anton Pastranak, Systems Analyst
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com🙏🙏🙏
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Smh
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's on point today.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Turnovers x 5, and they're only down 3 🤷‍♂️
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Was it good?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Its greatly appreciated 👊😆
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com😄
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😄
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stunning... #Colosseum #ancientRome #architecture
Colosseum at night
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like learning something new every day... it won't solve the world's problems, but it sure makes me feel better when I learn something I never knew existed.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd love to see it happen.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An upset would be very interesting.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I usually do #4, everyday.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
😄
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Great song
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com👊👊👊
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc…
American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love that !
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron theonion.com/trump-proposes-install…
Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s difficult to understand how a country with some of the most sophisticated medical treatments and technology in the world can have such a dysfunctional healthcare delivery system. Millions remain uninsured or are losing coverage, and I don’t see an end in sight.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Congress can learn a lot from the solidarity shown by the news media following the Trump ban. When institutions stand together and refuse to be divided, they become much harder to intimidate or weaken.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Feel bad for Justin Herbert.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes, many times.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m hearing reports of massive shitposting irregularities. Demand a recount.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The problem with this argument is that it invents a hypothetical consumer and then blames that person for the price of gas. Plenty of people paying $4.50 a gallon aren’t buying $800 shoes, $14 beers, or $2,000 phones. They’re just trying to get to work and pay their bills.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sophie 🐕 ❤️
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com🤣
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💯
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ahfaustinomd@gmail.com🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Smh...terrible
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944
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