Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At this point I’m convinced you don’t live in California. You live in a NatGeo episode. 😂 000
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026Trump Drops Bombshell Evidence Biden Actively Campaigned Against Him theonion.com/trump-drops-bombshell-… 995988
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121820233
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026Trump Warns Iran To Accept His Ultimatum Or Face Wrath Of Next Ultimatum theonion.com/trump-warns-iran-to-ac… 261907248
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My childhood TVstatic.klipy.comStatic TV: Old Panasonic with Yellow FrameALT: Static TV: Old Panasonic with Yellow Frame 110
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I suspected... but could not ever verify on my 1970s TV.😄 100
Reposted by Alan Faustino🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! 4204
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Trump To Rename AI ‘Super Intelligence’ On All U.S. Documents theonion.com/trump-to-rename-ai-sup… 1545525
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi… 222607264
Reposted by Alan Faustino🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Stunning... #Colosseum #ancientRome #architecture 1111
Reposted by Alan Faustino🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I like learning something new every day... it won't solve the world's problems, but it sure makes me feel better when I learn something I never knew existed. 064
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026American Medical Association: ‘Huge Biceps Are Only Thing That Matters’ theonion.com/american-medical-assoc… 281216140
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Trump Proposes Installation Of Sniper Nest Atop Barron theonion.com/trump-proposes-install… 867461
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s difficult to understand how a country with some of the most sophisticated medical treatments and technology in the world can have such a dysfunctional healthcare delivery system. Millions remain uninsured or are losing coverage, and I don’t see an end in sight. 001
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Congress can learn a lot from the solidarity shown by the news media following the Trump ban. When institutions stand together and refuse to be divided, they become much harder to intimidate or weaken. 0143
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I’m hearing reports of massive shitposting irregularities. Demand a recount. 040
Alan Faustino @ahfaustinomd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The problem with this argument is that it invents a hypothetical consumer and then blames that person for the price of gas. Plenty of people paying $4.50 a gallon aren’t buying $800 shoes, $14 beers, or $2,000 phones. They’re just trying to get to work and pay their bills. 050
Reposted by Alan FaustinoThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane. 161046183
Reposted by Alan FaustinoRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made.” —FDR, 1944 10340211357