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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 18h

Caught Slender Man using my laptop to jack off.

Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 18h

Turns out they weren't zombies. Hundreds of worms had gotten into the corpses and were piloting them like flesh mechs and they simply wished to participate in human society. So, we set them on fire and when the flames died we ripped opened the bodies and consumed the delicious worms inside.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Finally investigated the scratching coming from behind the drywall. Unearthed a 6-inch mummy. It makes squeaky noises and acts the rascal. I let it sit on my shoulder and feed it dust from the palm of my hand. It's dry tongue and tiny curses tickle my skin. I love you, small wall mummy.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

Sorry it took me so long to get back you, but I am super busy these days getting my ass kicked. Horrifically. Every night. By unidentified assailants. They assure me that it will never end.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Of course, being born in the 80s, I had already seen Cronenberg’s The Fly numerous times by the time I was 5.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

For me it was either Ray and Winston talking about the Book of Revelation in Ghostbusters or the dream sequence in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure when the bike surgeon lowers his mask to reveal his clown mouth.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s a good thing Kroll turned out to be a segment of the key to time or they would’ve been fucked. Oh, and spoilers for The Power of Kroll, I guess.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I never got into video games because while playing I would at some point inevitably think to myself, "How the fuck is this my problem? I don't know these people," and just leave them to figure it out.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On the bus. Old man sat next to me. The scent of wildflowers wafted off him and he wore a powder blue suit cut in the Texas fashion. "Gonna kill my brother. Cough on the bullet first. Call it a flu shot." He then began purring, low and deep, placing my hand on his gut so I may feel the full effect.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wore my nicest shirt to Outback Steakhouse because I am not a fucking animal.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Talking to my neighbor. He got a Ouija board tattooed on his back. He lay shirtless on the driveway while I and a passing stranger I flagged down contacted spirits. "Being a doorway to death tickles," he giggled. He then did 100 pushups, and I offered critiques of his form.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Not currently. Mainly doing short stories and got some comic book stories that may see the light of day sometime soon. I will return to Aickman at some point, though.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We had to cancel The Handsome Man competition because the men were so handsome everyone was freaking the fuck out.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ice cream truck dragging a trailer. "Mobile Haunted House," the man said. Paid the 5 dollars and went in. Dude inside beat the shit out of me while screaming, "I'M A GHOST! BOO! BOO!" I was upset but it was legit scary so I couldn't in good conscience ask for my money back.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We had to cancel The Handsome Man competition because the men were so handsome everyone was freaking the fuck out.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Found a corpse. Tried to revive him by playing Soldier Returns Home videos but that only seemed to speed up liquefication.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

You know that little voice that always tells you that you can't do something? That's your skeleton talking. Get rid of your bones. Be free of doubt.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That’s sad and horrifying but also a fun reminder of just connected our world is.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

When I was very little, I had a lumpy teddy bear. I took it wherever I went. One day, Lumpy Bear got caught on a nail and was split open. That's when I saw that he was stuffed with hair. Human hair. The sweetest smelling human hair I have ever known.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo? Buddy, let me tell you about the time I ate at an Applebee's in Gainesville, Florida.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Enya letting Frankenstein's monster throw her into the river over and over until he understands that she is not a flower, she is Enya.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Neighbor tricked me into eating a Ouija board. Disguised it as a square pizza. He was trying to turn me into a doorway to unknown realms, but all that happened was I puked up a little goblin foot. He was so embarrassed I ended up buying him a real pizza to cheer him up.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Good luck with that. Stone Peddlers turn everything into a fucking saga.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Red and Andy take on the cartels down in Zihuatanejo in The Shawshank Sicario.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's a shame what those turtles did to that Princess, but I got my own shit to figure out.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He had not only taught the horse to stand on it's hind legs but to also play hopscotch as well. The sound and vibration of each hop was incredible. The man smiled. The horse wept. The quinceañera was heading down a dark path.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What I did at the buffet was not ”terrorism.” It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Long time ago I tried to convince one of my cousins that if you held a VHS over the stove for a minute and then watched it, all the characters in the movie would be really sweaty. He just straight up stabbed me in the face with a jagged chicken bone. He was not a good dude.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My belly button started ejecting hot dog wieners. They wriggle and flop until placed on a bun at which point they become docile. Doctor said it had nothing to do with my new blood pressure meds, but he was making a jerk-off motion with his right hand when he said it so I'm not sure what to believe.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Phantom of the Opera singing All The Small Things by Blink-182 at karaoke. The Hunchback of Norte Dame in the audience just super proud of his friend.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think the Butthole Surfers would have had much more success if they had a name like Riff and the Party Boys or something like that.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Creature From The Black Lagoon and Jimmy Buffett just hangin talking about how great water is.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I haven’t had a successful interaction with another human being in months. I have, no joke, been called out by two different strangers for being bad at talking.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, if I ever start melting, please don't stand around and watch. Melting is private. Look away.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Creature From The Black Lagoon and Jimmy Buffett just hangin talking about how great water is.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Guys, if I ever start melting, please don't stand around and watch. Melting is private. Look away.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Several local skeletons have arisen from their graves and fused into a massive undead beast. A kinetic spiral of swirling, shredding bone tendrils with a central hub of grinning skulls. It's attacked several area Applebee's hinting at the possible involvement of Red Robin or, more likely, Chili's.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Doctor told my mom he wanted her on the Mediterranean diet so we picked up Little Caesars on the way home.

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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When you think of all the monsters that have attacked New York City on film (Chuds, Wolfen, Q The Winged Serpent, King Kong, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man) none of them is as strange or implausible as any of the gangs in The Warriors.

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