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Agwa

@agwa99.bsky.social
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If you are on here to publicize yourself or sell your wares I'll be blocking you. No racists, bigots or those who think Elon is someone to be admired. Allergic to stupid. No interest in accumulating loads of followers. Just funny/interesting ones. MUFC.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fucking hell Licha!
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
And again....
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Both.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We all wondered out loud how this united team would do without Bruno. Well... This is it folks.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm not sure any coaches improved him. Freak of a player. Proper old school street footballer with massive talent. Don't forget he scored a hat trick on his debut!
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is this "coaching" you speak of? Who was the last player united improved after buying them?
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Running after the balls he lost. 🤣
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tielemans is so far away from being a United player it's a joke. He's slow, crap touch, easy to knock off the ball or just gives it away The rest of this team selection shows promise... Imagine a fit mainoo playing where tielemans is with Baleba and Santos behind him. Should be 1-3. defence though🥺
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Boring 0-0 would be..... Forget that
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So it's a Manchester City Tram Sham?
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Drank gin and tonics at 11am. And washed all the shopping. Bonkers.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm going to whittle (love that word) one of the ends down to an incredibly sharp point so it's like a long spear. I'm going to use it to pop any inflatable bananas I come across.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The joy of mundane things. I had to saw some wood this morning to make some support pieces for a frame. I'm not remotely good at DIY but after ten minutes effort and leaving some sawdust on the ground I'm now convinced I could build a house from scratch and kill a small animal for dinner.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My other half was vacuum packing all her excess stock of knitting wool. Put them in a special bag, connect the hoover & suck the air out so they compress down to about 1/3 original size. It looked deeply satisfying like power washing your patio in May. Proof? She wouldn't let me have a go.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me too. 😁
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah but appeal... Something something.... Irrefutable... Something something. Still.... Don't see any Arab faces in the city VIP contingent in the stand at Anfield. You can be certain they won't be around to face the music.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
These three points are going to come in handy for city when they get a 1760 points deduction in January. #cheatingbastards #weknowwhatyouare
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm sure when Liverpool bought Wirtz they thought they were getting the new Kenny Dalglish. Turns out they bought Kenny from South Park.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Surprised there wasn't a banner on the kop with a play on the old Fraudiola gag.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For once, I want to watch a match at Anfield and see if the Scousers manage to speak on behalf of ALL English football when those cheating blue cunts run out.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They didn't need to be that picky, they could have targeted any of the back four. Only Yoro gets a free pass from me because he's young and developing well. Maguire is just slowing down from a pretty low starting point. 😁
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Perspective pal. Would he have got in the team that had Beckham & Giggs? Or Ronaldo? Or Kanchelskis? Or Lee Sharpe in his pomp? Not a fucking chance. He's decent and no more than that. Decent plays for Villa or Spurs Looking good compared to his current team mates is not the same as being good.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep.. that's why I said not for long. He's exhausted and probably on his last legs wouldn't you say?
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Made a checklist Lammens - maybe not Dalot - no Licha - no Maguire - for now Shaw - no Mainoo - probably Tielemans -no Cunha - probably Bruno - yes but not for long Mbuemo - probably Amad - no Pretty damning indictment of that team that Bruno is the only one I think is a solid man utd player.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baleba looked a bit overweight and definitely unfit... And he was still miles better than Tielemans. He spent more time on the deck than a sailors mop. Other than that we're fucked. Gone backwards from last year in every department. They do not look fit enough.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This 15 minute match is like watching the England cricket team playing a 5 day test that's over in two days.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As early season relegation six pointers go, that was absolute shite.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Probably time for Ole again innit?
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wonder who the next United manager will be? Coz this team are trying their best to get Carrick sacked. Don't run, can't pass, can't defend, can't create. Not a good mix.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tielemans is having an absolute mare. He's moving like he's got both legs down one leg of his shorts.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So.... Fraudchester city... WHATEVER happens from here, their "achievements" are forever tainted like a Bernie Madoff investment plan. And it pleases me that every time they replay that "Aguerooo" goal every city fan will feel totally different but they will never bring themselves to admit it.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
England match report: 1 still haven't got a decent keeper 2 still haven't got a right back 3 still haven't got 2 solid centre backs 4 very average left back Quite hard to win matches starting with those obstacles.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is how it feels to be city This is how it feels to be small... This is how it feels when you cheat and you still win fuck all.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can I please just point something out that cheers my heart and soul? Only ONE English club has won the treble. Only ONE Manchester club has ever won the double. We know what they are.....
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nicked from elsewhere...
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck no.... We could end up with even fewer points!
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love an international break.... .....up of an organised criminal fraud gang.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, two days into a three week international break. I fucking hate these meaningless internationals. There should be a rule... After a summer world cup or European champs, NO internationals for the rest of that calendar year. We've all seen enough of 'em.
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Twiddling Thumbs While Waiting
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We would have been better putting yoro and Maguire up front and putting Cunha and mbuemo at centre half
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You have to admire a recruitment team who spend £150 million on three new midfielders and two of them still can't get a kick when the starting 11 are playing that badly. And if the answer to the question is Zirkzee, you're asking a question like "how can we make this team even worse?"
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two positives: 1. We didn't concede two goals. 2. We don't have to watch anymore of that shit for three weeks.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I believe we discussed this scenario before Carrick got the job? "What if we get to October and have had a terrible start?" I have every confidence that the big boys at old Trafford won't panic & in any case have lined up who they want next if they panic.* * I don't believe either of those things.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everyone is receiving passes while standing still, and even those who are moving a bit stop and stand still when they get it, and play the next pass to someone stood still while standing still themselves. It's like watching a game of subbuteo without the flicking.
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I see Jim Ratcliffe has been talking out of his arse again
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday lunchtime Millwall v West Ham. Might be worth a watch if (like me) you like your football matches a bit rowdy and old school. Probably not much skill on show but plenty of yellow cards, scuffles and arrests for various public order offences.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If I was a younger man, my Mrs would be getting that outfit for Christmas.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Get a smaller petrol tank fitted and then £40 would be 3/4 full. 🤣
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching Brentford v Chelsea and Chelsea are wearing a completely unnecessary black away kit featuring black shorts with yellow trim... The same as Brentford. Nobody seems to have noticed the colour clash which wouldn't have happened if Chelsea just wore blue as normal. It's all about money.
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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I see our squad is still about as deep as a southern reservoir during the fifth heatwave of the summer.
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