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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

So.... Fraudchester city... WHATEVER happens from here, their "achievements" are forever tainted like a Bernie Madoff investment plan. And it pleases me that every time they replay that "Aguerooo" goal every city fan will feel totally different but they will never bring themselves to admit it.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

England match report: 1 still haven't got a decent keeper 2 still haven't got a right back 3 still haven't got 2 solid centre backs 4 very average left back Quite hard to win matches starting with those obstacles.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This is how it feels to be city This is how it feels to be small... This is how it feels when you cheat and you still win fuck all.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can I please just point something out that cheers my heart and soul? Only ONE English club has won the treble. Only ONE Manchester club has ever won the double. We know what they are.....

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I love an international break.... .....up of an organised criminal fraud gang.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me, two days into a three week international break. I fucking hate these meaningless internationals. There should be a rule... After a summer world cup or European champs, NO internationals for the rest of that calendar year. We've all seen enough of 'em.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You have to admire a recruitment team who spend £150 million on three new midfielders and two of them still can't get a kick when the starting 11 are playing that badly. And if the answer to the question is Zirkzee, you're asking a question like "how can we make this team even worse?"

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Two positives: 1. We didn't concede two goals. 2. We don't have to watch anymore of that shit for three weeks.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I believe we discussed this scenario before Carrick got the job? "What if we get to October and have had a terrible start?" I have every confidence that the big boys at old Trafford won't panic & in any case have lined up who they want next if they panic.* * I don't believe either of those things.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Everyone is receiving passes while standing still, and even those who are moving a bit stop and stand still when they get it, and play the next pass to someone stood still while standing still themselves. It's like watching a game of subbuteo without the flicking.

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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I see Jim Ratcliffe has been talking out of his arse again

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Saturday lunchtime Millwall v West Ham. Might be worth a watch if (like me) you like your football matches a bit rowdy and old school. Probably not much skill on show but plenty of yellow cards, scuffles and arrests for various public order offences.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If I was a younger man, my Mrs would be getting that outfit for Christmas.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Watching Brentford v Chelsea and Chelsea are wearing a completely unnecessary black away kit featuring black shorts with yellow trim... The same as Brentford. Nobody seems to have noticed the colour clash which wouldn't have happened if Chelsea just wore blue as normal. It's all about money.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I see our squad is still about as deep as a southern reservoir during the fifth heatwave of the summer.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Santos reminds me of Fred. I wish he reminded me of Salma Hayek or Jessica Biel, but no..... It's Fred.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm a bit baffled.... I can't see JJ on ball boy duty anywhere? That's where the cheeky little twat would be if I was in charge.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Out battled, out fought, out played. Players CLEARLY not fit enough. Can't play at high intensity for a full game. Thursday night game is no excuse when you have 65 minutes with an extra man today. That's several poor performances.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

How did you greet the sight of Oliver waving a red card at Foden? Personally I went with "get gone you little fucking rat". I did NOT reconsider that view in the light of subsequent replays. And keano at half time? "You have to take care of opposition players" 🤯 *Cough* Alf inge *cough*

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Has Dalot ever had a worse half of football for us? Probably, but I don't remember it. Fucking liability.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

That Parris who plays for Sabah is having a good game and will get to showcase himself against us, Barcelona and Arsenal. They've also got Dortmund - which is a shame because otherwise he'd be Parris sans Germans. I'll get me coat. 😉

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I've just realised Dalot's first name is Diogo. I thought it was fuckoff because that's all I've ever heard people say.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If we could stop letting the opposition score two goals every time we are playing away, that would be fucking tremendous.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

£123m for Barcola? Have they ever actually seen him play? 🤣🤣🤣 A rapid headless chicken with highly inconsistent end product would be a kind way of putting it. Not even a regular starter for PSG and he's worth more than £100m??

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

And to join the dots with today's other big news, when they first successfully cloned an animal, it was a sheep. And the scientists called her Dolly. And you couldn't have cloned the other one. Total one off. #dolly

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Carlos Baleba, midfield. £75m. Last season 31 prem lge games 0 goals 0 assists. A fucking midfielder. Proof that most very rich people think the answer to a problem is to just throw money at it. It's a lot easier than thinking. If u need to buy someone to protect your defence, get better defenders

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Happy to sign Ian Wright's petition. It just needs another petition to get shut of VAR as well.....so you CAN take your shirt off and celebrate - without some joyless twat in stockley park deciding your bicep was offside. c.org/pmwYM8X2Vz

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

One positive from yesterday's match was seeing Santos passing the ball forward "through the lines" as the kids say these days. Pinging it in fact. If any of our forwards learn to control them we might be on to something. And forget Baleba and get two decent full backs with that money.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

It seems an awful long time since last season doesn't it? Come on you reds!

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I wonder how long it will take for Arsenal and it's "fans" to figure out Guimares is absolutely fucking gash as a footballer. Run around a lot, foul people & moan at the referee - will fit right in an Arteta team. Until they have to actually play attacking football and they see he can't do that.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Mount suffers more injuries than a battalion of Russian front line former convict infantry In Ukraine.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Franco Baresi. The best centre half ever. 😢

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'm repurposing the acronym FYI from it's current meaning of "for your information" into it's new use as "Fuck you Infantino". Example: UEFA have issued a press release which says "For your information, FYI"

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Won't somebody think of these poor people in a British call centre who speak perfect English and are keen to help solve customer problems, and are empowered to do so by...... Wait hang on.... Shouldn't this be under "Foreign News" www.theguardian.com/business/202...

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‘Customers prefer AI chatbots,’ says British Gas owner as 1,300 call centre jobs axed

CEO Chris O’Shea defends Centrica’s plans as it reports rise in retail profits following focus on bigger margins

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

My other half has absolutely zero interest in football, but occasionally I feed her bits of news about people she may have heard of. So, mourinho's name came up I told her he was back at Real Madrid as manager. "He's like knotweed him isn't he?" So apparently she does know a bit about football.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Imagine you are a ten year old and that was the first world cup final you've ever seen, and you'll remember it for the rest of your life? No wonder they are all on the fucking Xbox instead of playing football in the street.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

You know the best thing about tonight? It's Messi's last world cup so in 4 years time all they will have is cheating snidey backstabbing urchins and they won't see past the quarter finals. Good riddance.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Do you suspect the yanks think Madonna and maradona are the same person?

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Dear USA, we hereby promise to never get interested in your rounders game or offer to host your "world series" (made up of only American teams), if you will forget about football and fuck right off. And then fuck off a bit further. #imsoboredwiththeusa

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I think it's fair to say that the French world cup team are not just "on the beach", they are in the bar overlooking the beach and a few dozen empty bottles of Mersault and Pomerol are littering the table.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

£117m for Morgan Rogers??? The world has gone fucking mad. Even in today's market he's a £50-60m player at best. Stick a cheeky £50m bid in for cole Palmer and see if they need to balance the books.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Why is football so stupid? If I said you could only be CEO of a big company if you had a Cambridge degree u would rightly query why. Yet you can't be a coach of a top flight club in Europe without a UEFA pro licence. They literally all learn the same things. No original thinkers. Fuck UEFA.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Anyone else bovvered that Tommy tickle didn't get the United job and the FA gave him an extended contract to make sure he didn't. No, me neither. Another English FA masterstroke 🤣

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

No guts no glory. It's that simple. Rooney is currently nailing it in his post match comments.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I hope Spain beat them 5-0 and take the piss out of them

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

....and if you put all your defenders on to hold onto a 1 goal lead, this is what you deserve. You take all the pressure off them worrying about you scoring a second. Fucking cowardly.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Pickford is stood two feet too far to the right of his goal to save any shot in the other half of the goal. In the end your bobbins goalkeeper always costs you.

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

That DJ Ed Spence is alright isn't he?

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Agwa @agwa99.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

It's an English world cup goal against Argentina, so of course it's a speedy but annoying Scouser.

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