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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22h

Missed out on Powderfinger tickets. Worst day ever!!!

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

No I swear you didn’t just catch me playing four keyboards at once! I was, I was, I was watching cat videos, honest!

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The worst thing about Melbourne having a 24 hour airport, is having to do pick ups in the middle of the night. There better be a decent kebab van open for the drive home. Of course there will be, this is Melbourne, there will be dozens of them.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If Ed from the O’Brien ad didn’t put that sharp rock back on the road, it would never have been flicked up and cracked that windscreen. Not happy Ed! NOT HAPPY!!!!

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A big day working on the trams in Adelaide. I’m tired, sore, and looking forward to doing it all again tomorrow.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Even adventure has it’s limits. 🤣🤣🤣

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Forgot to post this earlier. I’m going with Freo by 16 points today.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I told my mechanic the car was sick. Of course this would happen on my one day off, where I’m moving the last of the stuff from my old house.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I wonder if they long for the days when lawyers were paid per word, so wrote things out as long as possible.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One dirty, one clean. I use something from one, put it in the other one when I’m done. No need to unpack and store stuff on the shelf.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

They are installed. Took a couple of hours of swearing and tearing off skin, but it’s done.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When do we get the Muppets remake of Citizen Kane? It’s the only remake of that film I’ll allow.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m no expert on such things, but I’m pretty sure I’ve managed to work out why none of my TV points are working. It’s just a hunch, but I think I better call in a Mansplainer to look at it for me.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don’t see what the issue is. Saltwater Crocodiles have never set an Olympic qualifying time in any rowing event, so I don’t see them doing it on their home turf. They simply lack the coordination to use oars in unison.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I put my former skills as a broadcast engineer to use, and found out the reason none of the TV points are working.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

You made an attempt, and that’s what counts.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ended up getting a slab of VB. They were very happy, I think mainly because free beer is free beer.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I need some advice. The workers have finished on my house, and I figure I should get them a slab of beer to say thanks. I don’t drink, so I don’t know what’s popular these days. Any advice for Melbourne booze?

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*You are currently first in the queue. Your expected wait time is 1 minute.* 5mins later: *You are currently first in the queue* *You are currently first in the queue* *You are currently first in the queue* 10mins later: *You are currently third in the queue* What happened Water Supply Co?

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Not sure Scotty will keep his spot in the side. Given a chance to open, really should have put his head down. Also failed to take a wicket in the first innings.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

After a week of having to wake up at 1am to go to work, it was so nice to not set an alarm and get a sleep in on my day off…, until 3:30am. D’oh! I was hoping to be lazy and not wake up until at least 5am.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

This is something I love about Melburnians: 100,021 people turn up at the MCG for an NFL match. All the comments: “Who are the 3 nobs that didn’t show up?”

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Bank has again rejected the final payment to the builder, because they can’t make payment before the 11th. I reminded them today is the 11th. They said “Yes, we can’t make payment until the 11th, please contact us on the 11th to make payment.” TODAY IS THE 11th! I just did that on the 11th!!

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Meanwhile a small package I sent from Melbourne to Perth over a month ago is still yet to arrive. Got to love the Australian postage network.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

For my new house I decided to splash out and get a new bed frame, after a decade on one I made myself. Ordered it yesterday, with the delivery date as next week, after I get the keys. Went to the property today to set the base for the mailbox, the bed had already arrived from interstate.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I get the keys to my own home next week. Only took 50+ years of my life to achieve this, but I’ve finally gotten there.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Flat out day yesterday in the recording studio, working on my band’s 4 track debut release. I had 11 parts to record, including vocals, guitar, bass, keys (piano, organ, strings, brass), and backing vocals. Would have preferred to do the brass parts live, but I no longer have my trumpet.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I may be a lot of things, but useless in the kitchen is not one of them.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I had to go down the road 7km into town to get some things, and decided to pop into Safeway to grab stuff for Carbonara for dinner. But because the roads around here are so stuffed, it took me 45mins to get home, at 7pm. So much for waiting until after the peak.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well you see, when a Mango and a Cow love each other very very much in a special way….

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Being a lawyer whose solo client base is cats who have been left an inheritance, but it is being disputed by family members.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What happens at the Arnotts factory after hours, stays at the Arnotts factory after hours. The first rule of Timtam Slam Club is….

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

As good as it is to eat healthy, sometimes you just have to go a good old steak eggs and chips. Well potato gems instead of chips, but the rump is cooked in Worcestershire sauce, and the eggs are sunny side up and as runny as a nose in winter.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Or anywhere there is standard gauge rails. The tram is actually a motorbike engine, and can be seen at the tram museum in Bylands, if they ever get around to reopening.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Today would have been 29 years of marriage for me. It ended after six. If I had my time again I would never have gotten married, because doing what was expected of me for the good of society wasn’t in my interests, but for the happiness of others wanting to keep the status quo of “normal”.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’m fine with it getting rid of foxes, they’re an introduced pest anyway.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Did the PCI inspection on my house today, moving in date is in 3 weeks. Now that the stress of building is over, I can get on with the stress of moving, and the stress of getting my bond back on the rental, then decades of mortgage stress. It’s good to be alive, just got to keep telling myself that.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Is there anything more frustrating in the world, than watching a cooking show, and they are using the wrong kind of knife to cut something? Why did I get this kind of autism, and not the good at maths one? And don’t get me started on incorrect spoons.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

The bruise is starting to get better. There used to be two of them, now there’s only one. So that means it is half better.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

On record here. Now that Richmond’s season is over, I default to my second team of Collingwood for the finals, with a back up being Footscray. But I am hopeful that Freo win their first flag, having lived in WA. But at the end of the day, Up Up Cronulla!! Team of the ⚫️⚪️🔵.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Bangladesh’s flag is pretty close to it already.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Today’s Test proudly presented by Half Taped Tennis Balls. Half Taped Tennis Balls, when you want to game to be over quickly, thanks to more swing than a Swinger Convention during the Swinging 60’s. #AUSvsBAN #Cricket

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Get one run ahead and having a sporting declaration. Let’s go for a one day Test.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Apparently the rainbow I get to taste today is Kermit the Frog.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A few bruises that will hurt for a couple of days. Thankfully I managed to roll on the way down and save my head.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The stupid footpath jumped up out of nowhere and attacked me today. Thankfully I escaped with only a few bruises, and five pieces of gravel to dig out.

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A Green Cow @agreencow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Pre-gig look. My make up wasn’t this ghostly in the daylight. Oh well, the show must go on.

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