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David W Blackstone

@agincourtdb.bsky.social
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Composer, Writer, Produce Clerk, Frog

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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jim Carrey *is* a clone, but in a surprising twist he's a clone of Dolly the sheep.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Check out Ocean Of Stars by David Blackstone on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/agi... Support my next album! Kickstarter is LIVE
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Ocean Of Stars
A new ambient/minimalist album by AgincourtDB
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
New Album Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/agi...
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Coming soon: Ocean Of Stars
A new ambient/minimalist album by AgincourtDB
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 30/09/2025
Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you owned a gun store and had a customer who routinely went around shooting up elementary schools, at what point would you stop selling them bullets? After the first school shooting, right? That’s the only responsible answer, right? This has been a post about Palestine
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
nothing has reinforced my belief that NYC did the right thing like seeing just how upset all the worst people in the world are over it
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I used to play trombone professionally, before my teeth went bad. 😢 I play ‘arranger’s piano’ and if I had more time I would be a ‘synth guy’. 👍 I own an electric bass. 😂
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I just remembered that I have a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream in the freezer and I don't think I've ever been happier about anything in my entire life.
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC @mattnegrin.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The news wording an ethnic cleanse like it’s an apartment upgrade
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kranky ltd @krankyltd.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
@loscil.ca 'lake fire' 2lp/cd now available.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
So when the girls sing “Love shack baby love shack”, are they singing “Love shack comma baby comma love shack”, meaning you, the listener, are the baby, or are they singing “Love shack comma baby love shack”, meaning the love shack is, itself, a baby? Like, an infant love shack? 1/?
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@stefanmilo.bsky.social Has anybody suggested the possibility that the 'perforated batons' are maybe net-throwing handles for use in fishing? Like, that they'd stay attached to the nets, maybe one on each corner. They'd act as weights to help the net deploy correctly too, I'd think. Just a thought.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I should not work as hard as I do and yet be made to feel bad about myself
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
You know, some days you work your ass off and get home exhausted and in pain and just want to nap only to discover that one of your favorite history channels dropped an almost seven-hour-long video on the Mongol Empire.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
My big break happened! After nine and a half years at my job somebody finally noticed I was good at what I do, lol. I'll be transferring to another store to become 'second lead' (basically assistant department manager) in my department, training to do ordering, etc. Really happy about it.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
we're in legit first they came for territory and a lot of people have been failing at this test they cite all the time
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
We went from Vice President of the United States Kamala Harris to a guy who looks like women cover their drinks when he's around
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I'm not saying this is a metaphor for America right now, but I'm not *not* saying it either.
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🦋 Shadow Dancer 🇨🇦 🌊💙🏳️‍🌈🎶🌈 @shadowdancer73.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Love this from Denmark
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Tiffany⸆⸉ @tiffanyclay.dev · 22/02/2025
DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 20/02/2025
Archaeologists have discovered the tomb of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, the first such find since King Tutankhamun’s resting place was unearthed in 1922, Egyptian officials announced this week.
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Ancient pharaoh’s tomb unearthed in Egypt, first since Tutankhamun’s in 1922
The tomb of Thutmose II, who ruled about 3,500 years ago, was discovered by an Egyptian-British team near the Valley of the Kings.
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Incredible stuff in here: They ID'ed him, in part, by going to court hearings and watching him post
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well I've challenged myself to start writing again. For now my goal is one drabble (100 words) a day. If the mood strikes me, I'll do more than that. www.agincourtdb.com
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David's Writing Blog
"New Amsterdam Vampire Social Club" available now!
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I don’t want to be your valentine. I want to live in your walls and whisper unintelligibly to you in the dead of night while you sleep.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
The online discourse about the Super Bowl halftime show is about 50% people who loved it, 40% people who were indifferent, and 10% people who would only be happy if it were directed by Leni Riefenstahl.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Actually I find it strangely reassuring that we can always tell when Kanye is off his meds
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Well, I've been meaning to do it for a while, but today was the day. I deleted my personal Twitter and my me-as-a-band Twitter. I'll be here and on Threads.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/02/2025
Andrew Jackson: I may be in Hell now, but I burn with the confidence that no other American president will ever top the Trail of Tears Donald Trump: Hold my Diet Coke
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Up at 5 am for work every day is one of my least favorite Dave eras and occasionally I have to revisit that era and today is one of those times and I am NOT vibing with it
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I would love to not constantly be in pain thanks
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Did I just have a full-on panic moment because I thought I might have put my phone into the washing machine with my work clothes? Maybe. Was it on my bed the whole time? Is that any of your business? But also maybe.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Speaking of vacation, I just put in for mine for this year and just knowing the first one is only seven weeks away has me ringing like a bell
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I need a vacation. Not like, an American working-class week off type of vacation; I mean a Victorian three months with steam ship journeys & a visit to Rome & then the Pyramids. Like a Sense and Sensibility vacation. Like the vacation of someone who someone else dresses and who calls London 'town'.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Complaining about 'DEI hires' is the new complaining about 'critical race theory': bigots thinking they've come up with a code that lets them be bigoted with plausible deniability. But they only think it's plausible because they themselves are so gullible that they'll believe even the dumbest spin.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Someone On this bus Is poopy
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Like, at what exact point do we start flying the U.S. flag upside-down? And then how long after that before we run up the Jolly Roger?
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
…Is this because I joined Red Note?
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I worked very hard today and I would like at the very least a pat on the head and a “Nice job!” preferably from a pretty girl thank you good night everyone
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m so glad I have tomorrow off so I can spend a whole day dreading going to work Sunday
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Listen to “Invisible Sun” but only pay attention to the drums. Thank me later.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Did the Muppets ever address why Statler and Waldorf kept coming back to the show every night, night after night, if they hated it? Did they just pay through the nose for box seat season tickets and want their money's worth?
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Reuters @reuters.com · 21/01/2025
Garth Hudson, the organist and multi-instrumentalist whose wizardry enhanced some of the best-known songs of 1960s and 1970s rock group The Band, including ‘Up on Cripple Creek,’ ‘Chest Fever’ and ‘Ophelia,’ has died at age 87, the Band announced reut.rs/4gao2CD
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Organist Garth Hudson, last original member of rock group the Band, dies at 87
Garth Hudson, the organist and multi-instrumentalist whose wizardry enhanced some of the best-known songs of 1960s and 1970s rock group the Band, including "Up on Cripple Creek," "Chest Fever" and "Ophelia," died on Tuesday at age 87, the Band announced.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Low of 8°F tomorrow, high of 22°F. Thinking of asking the grocery store if I can work remotely. Surely one can stack apples via Microsoft Teams or something.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tiktok is down. Currently searching for another platform to watch attractive people half-ass their way through the most remedial upper-body-only dance routines you’ve ever seen.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Well I downloaded Red Note or Little Red Book or whatever it’s called, but I’m only following @roxetera.bsky.social and I’m probably not going to post so my Chinese spy is going to be *super* bored.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I bought an 8-pack of frozen burritos so if civilization could wait maybe like three days to collapse it’d be doing me a solid
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
David Lynch made it a little easier and a little more socially acceptable to be weird, and that's a priceless cultural contribution. Rest In Peace.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I had almost forgotten what a day off was like but here I am, playing Stardew Valley instead of literally any of the productive things I should be doing.
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David W Blackstone @agincourtdb.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
There’s definitely a thin line between winter wonderland and frozen hellscape and my evening public transportation commute has been on the wrong side of that line for a couple weeks now
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