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Claudine, themperor of fruit

@aggressiveavocado.bsky.social
126 followers 505 following 976 posts

Both I and this profile are 18+ Oranges are pretty tasty enby, they/them I use a single account for both kink and regular silly stuff, just so you know My brain-juice is 90% autism solvent

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Icarus🔜BFC @rawrparty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Babyfurs, the one community where being a bed wetting dork with unmasked autistic traits is hotter than being a super model
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your phone is missing an important detail of context I remember from when you first posted this lol
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I value these works of yours so much
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imminent manslaughter?
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What Cargie Does In The Shadows @cargie.baby · 01/10/2026
going to make prototype diapers with the dazzle-camoflage used by concept cars on test tracks
a jaguar sedan with black and white patterning on it that prevents photography, somehow a race car in black and white dazzle camoflage, intended to disguise its specific lines an SUV in dense black and white camoflage patterns intended to break up its outline for competitors to not be able to see it propoerly
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MC Escher onesie when
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We have the enby frame (Temple), and the bigender frame (Xaku), I'm shocked we haven't gotten a proper genderfluid frame yet
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's always so hard to try and fit stuff in the hour too. It's like "Okay from this big gigantic thing how do I slice it in such a way it'll fit into this session without ending just when it started getting vulnerable." I always have stuff to talk, but it never easily fits in structured time slots.
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She is from Canada and therefore is using CAD
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I solved this problem as a child via creating amalgamations out of duct tape that could function as curved tracks
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yknow there is a reason why people generally don't admit to doing that until years later
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah... I wouldn't have it any other way
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wh What
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yippee!! New creature!
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I get thems a lot Very unfun
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No it is actually very possible, or at least a reasonably accurate approximation
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm surprised there isn't a "cultural significance" clause in copyright legislation to make cases against stuff like pokemon tbh Actually who am I kidding I'm completely unsurprised because copyright law is oppressive as shit and is responsible for so many of the world's problems
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's such a shame that they are so superficially similar considering how wildly different their treatments and underlying causes are. Like if you get misdiagnosed you are so fucked
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I identify as a problem
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am so glad that I am from a place where a high amount of youth liberty is accepted both in law and in public opinion. I would hate to have to deal with this shit
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bistable LCDs are unique in that they don't require power to display an image, only to change it. They're the technology E-readers use, and are capable of colour. Given that this is seemingly backlit, it doesn't appear to use them, which is a shame :< I love them and wish they were more common
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm afraid you've never had an original thought
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does it use a bistable LCD? This would be such a good use case for those!
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's 8 in the morning and Im tired so I misread that as "gender marxism" and was about to go hell yeah you redistribute that gender
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Russian artists are also permitted in some circumstances but they have to go through an approval process
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Have you considered making a substar?
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm kinda disappointed that there aren't 39 books like I thought as a kid
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm surprised you didn't know this, I thought this was mostly common knowledge and I'm not even from america It does always make me sad to think about though
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What pulls up must fall down...
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also it's my favorite when these people you mentioned see animal genitalia in porn and go "AHA I KNEW you people were attracted to animals, You are disgusting and evil!!" and it's like... well fuckin yeah dude, why else would we include it if we didnt like it??? We weren't hiding that
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Broke: "eww that dog dick on that anthro character is zoophilia this is vile and evil" Woke: "actually that's not where the urethra goes on that type of penis, it's at the tip of the baculum not the center" I swear I've seen more comments on porn pretentiously arguing about biology than hate lmao
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's just the new generation of right-wingers getting mad at anything sexualized Same old same old
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where do you get your dried beans, if not from a bag?
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only took them 4 years
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These usually are a result of very kind people bringing injured pigeons they find to local rehabbers Thank you random person for helping out this lil guy :>
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They are imperialists that think Christianity is the only moral religion despite the fact that all Abrahamic religions are sharing the same fuckin Torah as their foundational scripture. Though I'd be very surprised if they even knew that
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Miss Mommy Maya 🍼 @crinklemommymaya.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mom tip of the day! 💕 Vaginas are beautiful. Penises are beautiful. Big chests are beautiful. Small chests are beautiful. Everything between, beyond, and in between is beautiful. Bodies come in all kinds, and every one is worthy of love, and respect. So, from Mom: DON’T BE FUCKING SEXIST. 💕
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite place is Orono, Ontario. Especially it's park. It is a calm and beautiful place. It is my most favorite place in the entire world.
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There was actually a fem agent planned for Hitman 2, as part of an unfortunately scrapped co-op mode. The only remnant of her lies in the co-op version of the sniper missions in that game. It would've been pretty cool too, there was going to be unique disguises and strategies for each character
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I miss when they just gave you monopoly money instead
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This was beautiful basil, thank you for sharing :>
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🐲✨ @introdile.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dude they're brushing you. they're brushing your fur. dude they're petting your ears and scritching your chin. dude
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Doug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think a big theory of Why We Are Where We Are Now is that a lot of people have lost the ability to distinguish between things that are crimes and things that personally annoy them.
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't get why they didn't announce it on the 9th, on the anniversary
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Bungie @bungie.net · 21/09/2026
Today, we’re sharing more about the future of Bungie, including our plans for Destiny, Marathon, and how we’re changing the way we work. youtu.be/asnrQ1UoBQM Read more on Bungie.net: bung.ie/bungiefuture
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It also made me realize that I definitely have obsessive-compulsive disorder so I may be biased towards liking it considering every single thing Asya thought or experienced hit me like a fucking freight train
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm almost finished it, though I've been taking long breaks in between. I find it's best to do that, given how dense it is, I want to digest all of it properly. God it is so incredible. Not a single line or moment is wasted, everything conveys so much in so many ways.
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Claudine, themperor of fruit @aggressiveavocado.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yippeeeeee warframe video
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