Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 1hA popcorn bucket shaped like a stack of books? I must see this movie now! 😄 020
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 2hI pulled the ________ out of my ________, and it fixed all of my problems. 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 9h"We understand your concerns, but it's a lot of money, and I don't think you realize how much a Hermès bag costs." 0160
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 9hOnce the spell breaks (and it will break, my friends,) people are gonna run back the tape, listen to all the racist shit Trump said, and not understand how people could've cheered for it at all. It's so weird to be living through this moment. 040
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10hLet's offload all of our space and satellite operations onto the private sector, because we, the government, are clearly too inefficient to make progress (even though we did for decades.) Surely, these "captains of industry" will only have the best for us in mind. What could go wrong? 🤷 020
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 15hXi visits the White House, then like three seconds later this person nobody's ever heard of shows up. 🤔 I'm just asking the questions they would ask of a Democrat. 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Sometimes, I wish I could sit back and snort a cat like you people, but my health won't allow it. 010
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Did he fire his new press secretary yet? Was her whole job to tell Kimberly to resign? 020
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is like Tom Morello saying, "Thanks for coming to our show. We're not political. Now, here's "Killing in the Name". 🤣 130
Reposted by Joe ColacraiSean R. Frazier @seanrfrazier.com · 13/10/2026You have SEVEN DAYS to preorder Mage Breaker: Reckoning if you want it as soon as it releases! If you've been waiting to see how this trilogy ends, now's your chance! If you're not familiar with my urban fantasy series, now's the perfect time to dive in! #Booksky 073
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Full-on nostril rebellion on my face today. 🤧 100
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026static.klipy.comDenethor: Yes... I Wish That...Alt: LOTR Denethor: "Yes... I Wish That..." 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Never-Trump Republicans "Criticize MAGA Without Saying You Disagree With Progressives" Challenge 010
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Would anyone mind if I train squirrels to take over the world? 480
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Orwell was off by about forty years with his predictions. And that might seem like a lot, but, viewed through the long lens of history, he almost completely nailed it. 051
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Vampire movies need more snacks made from people. 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Sure'd be a shame if we investigated Melania's immigration papers and found out she's in this country illegally. 090
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026It's a criminal regime, folks. Time to stop referring to it as anything kinder than that. 150
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"My daddy's a garbage person who doesn't clean my mirror!" 0120
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There's a strong argument to go after Bannon first. 100
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Butter Tart is a better name than Maple for this majestic beast. 040
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ended a relationship with a woman from Catan when I learned she was settling. 070
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Brb. Gonna start the "Heads On Spikes" party and ... why are you all trying to throw money at me? 131
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Back in 2000, I was buying stuff off eBay like crazy; and, when Paypal began being used for payments, I remember thinking, "Whoever is making money off these fees is gonna be super rich. I hope they use their money for good." And friends, we've seen how that went. 090
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you people are upset about "Carrie", wait until you hear about the sequel: "Carrie On My Wayward Son". 2100
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Wait until you learn who we think needs to get a new president, Donald. 010
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Sometimes, writing in public is awkward. I feel like the third wheel on these people who are sitting next to me's first date. It's a great character study if I ever need to write a character with zero sense of humor. Beyond that, I kinda wanna pull them both off stage. I give it a 5. 040
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/20262.0? No thanks. I'll wait for Woke XP – more stable operating system. 030
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"SI" stands for shitty intelligence, right? Or subpar? I get confused. 040
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I hate to break it to Sammy Hagar, but there's clearly more than one way to rock. 150
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Age yourself with a childhood crush (This might explain the gothiness.) 😆static.klipy.comBastian PleaseAlt: "Bastian, Please!" Childlike Empress from The Neverending Story. 050
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026A generation who grew up with Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers needs to be told that public executions are bad. I guess the existence of flat-earthers should've been a sign, but I'm still amazed by this. It's astonishing we've fallen this far. 140
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Did my part when the servers came over and sang Happy Birthday to the table next to mine ... by blowing my nose to the rhythm. 🤧 010
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Three whiskeys in: "Why is Mick Fleetwood Jim Henson?" 🤔 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Well, glad I've got my shit in order.* *He did not, in fact, have his shit in order. 110
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I laugh my ass off every time that commercial comes on. You can tell the actor wasn't into it, and the director and editors gave it like 60%. 😆 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yeah. I just can't imagine the two things not being connected somehow – not with our quid-pro-quo president. 110
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 10/10/2026My guess is Russia is working on bio-weapons, and Trump told Putin he'd only support him if he sold us some oil. 120
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Trump's pick. Hmmm ... I wonder what her qualifications are. 🤔 000
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Plastic surgery is more art than science. But, to become a plastic surgeon, you need to go to medical school, not art school. The idea you're gonna find some magical polymath doctor who's capable of doing both is hilarious. Look around. Ask about their hobbies. If they're not a sculptor, run. 020
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guy in charge of weather maps: "No, no. Make it look more like a dick, or you're fired!" 120
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Friday would never lie to you, friends.static.klipy.comelizabeth holmes stareAlt: elizabeth holmes stare 040
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"That's when we realized Skynet was being trained by whitehouse . gov..." 120
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What's the "President of Peace" overseeing today? Oh, we're livestreaming executions now? Cool, cool ... very Nobel prizeworthy. So much peace, I almost can't take it anymore. 020
Joe Colacrai @ageofuprising.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You know when's a great time to play Christmas music? Christmastime. 051
