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Space invader, lookin' cute in a human suit. 💖💜💙

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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 17h
Also legitimately I cannot post any of the Trench Crusade Court minis I just finished on my Instagram because my actual mother follows that account and these minis would genuinely give her nightmares 😅
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 17h
A Triumvirate of Pride demons for Trench Crusade. The Praetor and its TEETH, the Hunter of the Left Hand Path and its EYES, and the Sorceror and its LEVITATING INTESTINE SNAKE DICK THING.
A praetor for Trench Crusade painted with white armor and purple/red flesh.  It has many teeth. A Hunter of the Left Hand Path, wearing white armor and a fleshy cloak with eyeballs aticking out of it. His left hand has mutated and split into a horrible bow and arrow. The Sorceror, a floating six armed skeleton horse with flaming hair and guts that come to a snake like tip.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I normally try to space these posts out so as not to spam but I'm just too pleased with how thw Court turned out so here's the Hell Knights I painted up for my Pride aligned Court of the Seven Headed Serpent for Trench Crusade.
Three Hell Knights in bright white and gold armor, stained with blood and standing on a blasted trench wasteland themed base.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some Wretched for Trench Crusade! These poor slobs have fallen into the clutches of my Court of the Seven Headed Serpent, and now serve only to suffer and die for The Court's purposes. Unless, that is, they manage to kill a worthy foe, and by Hell's laws earn their freedom in acknowledgement.
Five Wretched minis for Trench Crusade. These minis look like bloodied and emaciated trench survivors in mismatched gear and gas masks carrying everything from clubs to bolt action rifles. More Wretched, painted with grey blue trousers and all missing at least 1 shoe.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I normally try to space these posts out so as not to spam but I'm just too pleased with how thw Court turned out so here's the Hell Knights I painted up for my Pride aligned Court of the Seven Headed Serpent for Trench Crusade.
Three Hell Knights in bright white and gold armor, stained with blood and standing on a blasted trench wasteland themed base.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some Wretched for Trench Crusade! These poor slobs have fallen into the clutches of my Court of the Seven Headed Serpent, and now serve only to suffer and die for The Court's purposes. Unless, that is, they manage to kill a worthy foe, and by Hell's laws earn their freedom in acknowledgement.
Five Wretched minis for Trench Crusade. These minis look like bloodied and emaciated trench survivors in mismatched gear and gas masks carrying everything from clubs to bolt action rifles. More Wretched, painted with grey blue trousers and all missing at least 1 shoe.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Clev. Clev buddy. I need you turn around. Slowly.
Clev, from Zero company kneeling about 4 feet away from the tragglemouse he keeps tslking about trying to catch, which is behind him but not trying particularly hard to hide.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God help me, I want to get into custom bookbinding.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It bothers me *so fucking much* that they put Jamie Foxx's name on Colin Farrel and Colin Farrel's name on Jamie Foxx. Just switch them! What are you doing? Or mirror the photo or something. Anything but this.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to a local performance of Much Ado About Nothing tonight since one of my friends is in the cast. But then we got here and it turns out I know the director and like 4 other people in the cast and had no idea any of them would be here 😅
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sadly, I lost my Zero Company Beskar save and am starting over. But I'm really happy with the revisions I've made to my Hawks. Headcanon wise he is the child of a twilek and a human so he has eyebrows and freckles, and I'm intentionally keeping clothes for Zcom very casual until *plot* happens.
My Hawks, a golden skinned twilek with teal lekku markings, a scar running along his left cheek, blue eyes, and brown eyebrows. Hawks decked out in casual star wars clothes and carrying a blaster pistol.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TEETH. TEETH. TEETH. TEETH. (I'm pretty sure painting this Trench Crusade Praetor has had no effect on my sanity.)
A praetor mini for Trench Crusade painted with pale purple tinted flesh, white and gold armor, and orange fire gripped in one hand.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another member of my Court of the Seven Headed Serpent warband for #trenchcrusade - a sorceror. Eventually I'll get real photos of all these in the lightbox but for now you get the fresh from the workbench version 😅
A trench crusade sorceror painted with a white robe, bleeding guts, a flaming sword,and fire hair.
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Verdigrhys @verdigrhys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thunderbolt Draconis March Militia #BattleTech #miniatures
A painted miniature of a Thunderbolt 'Mech.  It is dull red with thin blue stripes on the forearms.  The emblem of the DMM is on the left leg, and the Federated Commonwealth emblem is on the left torso.  The miniature is photographed on desert terrain.A painted miniature of a Thunderbolt 'Mech.  It is dull red with thin blue stripes on the forearms.  The emblem of the DMM is on the left leg, and the Federated Commonwealth emblem is on the left torso.A rear view of a painted miniature of a Thunderbolt 'Mech.  It is dull red.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Apparently she just literally knew nothing about Power Rangers and I explained the basic premise and I think I broke her brain with every sentence and especially when the Zords came into the picture.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just discovered that my partner had never heard the Power Rangers theme song until tonight. 🫪
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take Eye'll be watching you #trenchcrusade
A Hunter of the Left Hand Path from Trench Crusade with eyeballs painted into his cape.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why yes I did have the theme from Halloween stuck in my head when I woke up and that is exactly why I am now doing my job to the Halloween theme music.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take Eye'll be watching you #trenchcrusade
A Hunter of the Left Hand Path from Trench Crusade with eyeballs painted into his cape.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a denim jacket yesterday and god damn is this my gender.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need color combo ideas for my Heretic Naval Raiders for Trench Crusade. Leaning towards trying to do them in a more rusty, dirty style (which is still something I'm learning to do effectively after years of GW approved clean styles) but I need ideas for an armor/cloth color combo on em.
Official photo of the Heretic Naval Raiders warband from the Trench Crusade site.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is why I bought two flights sticks and then set my brain on fire trying to figure out how to get them working in Mechwarrior. It worked. Eventually.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"'obbits! Four 'obbits!"
Sam and Frodo from MESBG near a river Merry and Pippin from MESBG by the same river.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Especially since those of us who want a physical disc version are waiting untol 10/15! 😅
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm playing Zero Company on Beskar (Iron Man) mode, and just finished a brutal mission that got a new recruit (who now that I think about it was wearing a red shirt) killed permanently, and only succeeded due to Trick and a medic called Phelan. Guess which two people are hanging out when I get back?
my Hawks, a Twi'lek, standing to the left of a table where Trick is looking at a hologram and Phelan the medic is watching, drinking caf.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
TIL that the common perception of late 19th/early 20th century "mental healthcare" as involving a lot of lobotomizing people is incorrect because *the lobotomy was invented in 1949* 1949! Waht the fuck. That's way more modern than I thought. Horrifying.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is unsubstantiated but I hold it true that the sort Car People of prior decades who just loved Tinkering with a Machine have been replaced as cars became more complicated and impossible to Tinker With effectively by PC People who love Tinkering With A Machine.
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Hiding Place | he/him @inahidingplace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh shit! It's happening! New plastic multi-part Mordor Orc kit for #MiddleEarthSBG and an updated Battle Companies book (my favourite way to play) with a new narrative campaign! #MESBG #LordOfTheRings #WarhammerCommunity #Nerdlings
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beginning to think maybe I shouldn't eat Nurgle's Chocolate.
A trio of chocolate chips that have formed together into a triple circle like Nurgle's mark.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is extremely weird to hear Shaggy and Scooby say "Castiel."
Castiel from Supernatural hugging Shaggy and Scooby in a crossover episode.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So apparently I have had a Trench Crusade list in Trench Companion that I have been using to play with list ideas. I *thought* it was called "Test." It was not. I typoed whenever I made it. TEAT. It was named TEAT.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First game in my local #trenchcrusade group's Carcass Front campaign! My first time taking the Hasdrubael's Thrallband out for a spin, and although it was a very close run match I lost by one Coveted Corpse and Hasdrubael my Praetor got himself Possessed (oops!) I had an absolute blast!
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I just discovered that I can custom make Zero Company Operators from the Main Menu and add them to the pool of possible recruits. So either send me pictures of your operators you'd like me to add or pick from these species and give me a basic description and a name and I'll add em to my Zero Company
A list of species available: Clone, Devaronian, Human, Mirialan, Nemoidian, Ovissian, Rodian, Togruta, Twilek, Weequay, and Zabrak.
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MegaSlippers @megaslippers.net · 17/09/2026
Didn't know the orb could ponder me?!?
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
TBT to a few months ago when I got annoyed trying to find a definitive answer on what Clan Smoke Jaguar Beta Galaxy's camo actually looks like so I just made up my own based on the text description.
An Ebon Jaguar mech painted in smokey grey camo with a red cockpkt and yellow cat eyes painted on the torso. A Shadow Hawk IIC in the same camo. A Summoner with a lil' water feature on its base. A Shadow Cat in the same camo
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
How I am surviving today:
The cover art for Judas Priest's Painkiller album with the song Night Crawler playing.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the internet has really given a lot of people a Sadly skewed perspective on getting good at things. You can watch all the technique videos, get all the fanciest tools, know all the theory of a thing and the reality is that you will still suck at it wheb you actually do it AND THAT'S OK.
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porble @porble.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
stop hammertime #battletech #miniatures #minaturepainting
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A reminder from my life if you own a gaming pc - check your CPU temps occasionally and make sure you don't need to clean off and apply new thermal paste! I was getting temps of 85-100C running Zero Company with clean system fans all working properly, and after a paste refresh we're at 45-80°C. 🌡
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𝓐.𝓟.𝓞. @apo-bs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
2nd McCarron's Armored Cavalry Black Knight "Julian" BL-18-KNT Pilot: Danai Centrella-Liao #battletech
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Its always amazing to me that people go to business school to learn the ability to look at a successful business that makes good quality things that people like and somehow come to the conclusion that what they need to do is buy that business and start making horseshit that everyone hates.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I suspect it is because it happens to be in the center of a lot of apartment buildings that are more or less walking distance or a 2 minute drive, but my town actually still has a very active shopping mall that gets a lot of foot traffic. Its a weird experience in 2026.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Maybe I'm alone in this, but having played Red Dead Redemption 2 as many times as I have has really soured me on the ending of Red Dead 1. It makes sense as the narrative conclusion of John's (extremely short) character arc in 1, but is just crushingly depressing after his arc through 2.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not an expert on game design by any stretch, but I do think that because D&D is such a large chunk of the ttrpg world it's attracted a large audience of players with varying degrees of tolerance for friction. Resourcr management is sort of inherently friction, and some players hate that.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love when long-running tv shows just have absolutely bonkers episodes. The Voyager episode where the captain and pilot get turned into lizards and fuck. The Fringe episode where a bunch of autopsy bodies sing The Candyman Many SPN episodes, like Scoobynatural, or when Dean kills Hitler. Peak
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solarvvind @solarvvind.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Done with Rasalhague till the next Aces box. A shark and his two bear friends.
The three miniatures I have painted for Rasalhague Galaxy, a Hammerhead, Grizzly, and Kontio.
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 11/09/2026
So I've been working on a Guilliman model for commission, but also... I finished the Ancient Venerable Interrogator Chaplain Redemptor Dreadnought. #warhammercommunity #new40k
A black 40k dreadnought festooned with gold trim and angelic imagery.  With plasma gun and a crozius.
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm only 1/3 of the way through The Stand but I think there is a case to be made that Dutch Van Der Linde from Red Dead is what you get if Randall Flagg buys into his own bullshit and really, actually thinks he's doing the right thing. (Although its debatable that he stops that as RDR2 goes on).
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Shades @agentshades.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I want to paint after work but I have gotten sick and so I think what I am actually going to do is melt into a puddle and try to finish replaying Red Dead 2.
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