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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump wouldn't go to sleep at meetings if he didn't stay up all night texting silly AI shit. I don't think he wants to be President at all. It turns out it's...gasp!...actual WORK!!
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Return to the Territories--also known as Mid-World--this October.
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MoveOn @moveon.org · 18/04/2025
Jeff Bezos can afford to send his wife and a pop-star to space–while working people are struggling to make ends meet. He’s clearly not paying his fair share. It’s time to tax the rich.
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The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Clear your schedule. @petebuttigieg.bsky.social is dropping by for an all-new The Weekly Show tomorrow.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This doesn't have anything to do with the economy. It's Trump's Vengeance Tour, pure and simple.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
One thing that is fairly clear at this point is that the entire point of whisking people out of the country with no due process in defiance of a judge's orders to put them into a foreign gulag *was so they could produce fascist content*.
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The Weekly Show with Jon Stewart @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
“The measure of government is the people that it helps, not the processes it follows.” @ezrakleinbot.bsky.social and Jon Stewart on the search for waste, fraud and abuse. #TheWeeklyShow
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The Department of Veterans Affairs has terminated over 1,400 employees.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
For those following the story of unidentified men violently dragging a protester from a local Idaho GOP meeting, it turns out they were from a private security firm called LEAR Asset Management. But neither the sheriff (who watched it all go down) or the GOP will take responsibility for hiring them.
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UPDATE on town hall chaos: Woman who was dragged out speaks, police chief condemns security, name of security firm confirmed
A legislative town hall organized by the Kootenai County Republican Central Committee devolved into chaos Saturday when unidentified, plainclothes security personnel dragged a Post Falls woman from th...
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/02/2025
PLEASE: Watch what happened in Coeur d'Alene Idaho today. This is fascism. Unmarked cops. 1A violations. RESIST.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
A federal judge in Maryland issued a temporary restraining order on Monday, blocking members of Elon Musk’s so-called Department of Government Efficiency team and anyone “working on the DOGE agenda at the Department of Education” from accessing sensitive data until March 10.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Amen to that.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You have done the Mashed Potatoes, the Watusi, and the Jerk. This weekend, try doing THE MONKEY.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Also if you feel strongly about Eric Adams, you should call your city councilmember to express that and ask for their position. You’d be surprised. Hochul’s stance is highly disappointing but it doesn’t come from nowhere. Press all your electeds. City elections are in 5 months. Ask candidates too.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 22/02/2025
Donald Trump is making sure his friends, from Jeff Bezos to Elon Musk, are getting massive tax cuts. Instead of lowering prices for working families, his taxes will make life harder than ever. Here in Illinois, we're finding a way forward together to fight the challenges.
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Patrick LaForge @palafo.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Oops
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WHO @who.int · 23/02/2025
Here is your self-care checklist for today and every day! 💚 💙 🩵 💜 🧡 💛 ❤️
SUNDAY SELF-CARE
CHECKLIST:
DO ACTIVITIES YOU LOVE
LOOK AFTER YOUR MIND & BODY
AVOID BAD HABITS
LIMIT YOUR SCREEN TIME
EAT HEALTHY FOOD
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Hilarious NYT headline: REPUBLICANS LOVE TRUMP’S SPENDING CUTS. JUST NOT IN THEIR STATES.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I understand that Big Brother Musk is now going through Americans' tax returns. Remember that IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH and FREEDOM IS SLAVERY.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Drudge Report dubs the Prez Comrade Trumpski. MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 20/02/2025
It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Yeah I know people say anxiety is bad, but mine has just been collecting all the possible things that can go wrong so far. Once it has an exhaustive catalog of every possible mishap, it’ll move on to suggesting solutions and then you better watch out.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 18/02/2025
Donald Trump ran on the promise that he'd lower costs. Instead, Illinoisans are paying the price of the Trump’s Tax on Working Families. And worst of all, he'll keep taking away health care, child care, and more for the middle class – all for his friends at Mar-a-Lago.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Hey bros in my replies telling me to “cry harder”, 89 people were cut in the FDA’s human foods program over the weekend, including staff with expertise in infant formula safety. I’m sure that shit won’t affect you right? Not people you love? Infants you love? Just us Libs right?
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
We have been careful to avoid using the word coup, but it’s time to call it what it is—this is a coup. Trump signed an executive order granting only the attorney general or the president the authority to interpret laws executed by the executive branch.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Go ahead. Let the people see you for what you are.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Anyone else concerned about Trump quoting a dictator? This comes right after he fired 20 immigration judges without explanation.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 15/02/2025
There’s nothing more Minnesotan than jumping in a frozen lake for a good cause.
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 15/02/2025
👇🏻👇🏻
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 14/02/2025
Today, I spoke with leaders from the Illinois Beef, Corn Growers, Pork Producers, and Soybean Associations to discuss the impacts of Trump's Tax on Working Families on farmers. Grocery prices are already too high — we must protect our ag industry and Illinoisans from this chaos.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Trump voters: Had enough yet?
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 15/02/2025
17 years ago, life irrevocably changed for those at NIU. Since then, the anniversaries of Parkland and Kansas City parade shootings are marked today. Gun violence shouldn't be a fact of life in our nation — we must end this uniquely American problem.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
KNOW YOUR
RIGHTS
IN CASE OF ICE:
CONOCE TUS DERECHOS
EN CASO DE ENCUENTRO CON ICE:DO NOT OPEN YOUR DOOR.
ICE cannot enter your home without a warrant signed by a judge.
Tell the agents to show you the warrant by sliding it under the door.
NO ABRAS TU PUERTA.
ICE no puede entrar a tu casa sin una orden firmada por un juez. Diles a los agentes que te muestren la orden deslizándola debajo de la puerta.ASK THEM
TO LEAVE.
If ICE doesn't have a warrant, tell them you do not consent for them to enter your home and ask them to leave. At work, ICE cannot enter employee-only areas without permission.
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PÍDALES QUE SE VAYAN.
Si ICE no tiene una orden judicial, diles que no das tu consentimiento para que entren a tu casa y pídeles que se vayan. En el trabajo, ICE no puede ingresar a áreas exclusivas para empleados sin permiso.REMAIN SILENT.
You have the right to remain silent.
If the agents ask you questions, tell them,
"I wish to remain silent."
PERMANECE EN SILENCIO.
Tienes derecho a permanecer en silencio.
Si los agentes te hacen preguntas, diles:
"Deseo permanecer en silencio".
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges. This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If Musk, Capo Trump’s enforcer, meant to freeze the work of government, he’s doing a great job. By short-circuiting the legislative process, he has invited (and is receiving) lawsuits that will freeze everything in place. This is what Amateur Hour gets you.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Trump and Musk are basically ignoring the Constitution they--Trump, at least--took an oath to defend.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
So unelected private citizen Elon Musk held an unusual press conference in the Oval Office yesterday alongside two toddlers. His young son… And Donald Trump.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This is basically my entire book in chart form
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 11/02/2025
I’m so pleased to welcome the Aspen Ideas: Climate Conference to Chicago. Our state is a proud leader in the Midwest in fighting climate change, and Chicago is the perfect place to host such an important gathering.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 11/02/2025
Minnesotans have no tolerance for fraud. That's why we created a state law enforcement unit to investigate and hold people accountable for these crimes, and why I'm calling on the legislature to pass our comprehensive anti-fraud package.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Some superheroes popped in to see my show in Toronto.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 09/02/2025
JD Vance is saying the quiet part out loud: the Trump administration intends to break the law. America is a nation of laws. The courts make sure we follow the laws. The VP doesn’t control the courts, and the President cannot ignore the Constitution. No one is above the law.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Holy shit this cartoon.
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