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April || the tortured cyclists department

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argumentative antithetical dream girl and a pathological people pleaser

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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yessssssssss
Homemade noodles with homemade jammy eggs
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She’s here 🥹🥹🥹 unfortunately can’t ride yet today cause I have to leave 😭😭😭😭
Picture of my zwift ride all set up Side view Picture of my zwift ride all set up
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pls tell me these sorta resemble mushrooms 🍄
Red velvet cupcake with mascarpone dots A bunch of Red velvet cupcakes with mascarpone dots
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Schaamt die zich niet eens een beetje?
Artikel uit de standaard over protestacties van archieven, hier amsab aan de opening van GilmFest Gent, het artikel excerpt leest: Gennez in regencape
Er klinkt boegeroep, onder een zwarte regencape klinkt de stem van Caroline Gennez. "Ik ga toch even met hen praten", zegt ze tegen haar persadviseur. "Hebben jullie een boodschap?", vraagt ze aan Amsab-directeur Margo De Koster. Die legt uit dat ze vijftien van haar dertig personeelsleden zal moeten ontslaan. "Iedereen moet inleveren," zegt Gennez, "goede moed." De uitwisseling heeft twee minuten geduurd.
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just ordered the entire Zwift setup
Girl who is going to be okay meme with Taylor swift at her concert during the surprise set of the eras tour
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How biking back home felt
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whisky taste test festival on an empty stomach
Anthony bourdain in Hawaiian garb with two cocktails
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How I felt on the bike today
Chris Froome in isr*el premier tech kit
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanted to grow my bangs out but the new Taylor Swift music video is Bangs Propaganda aimed straight at me
Still of Taylor Swift and Dakota Johnson (both sporting bangs) in the new Taylor Swift music video “Patient Zero”
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is the museum sending me signs
Name card for a painting of a painter with the last name Evenepoel Name cars for a sculpture called Montreal 1984
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don’t even joke lad. Chicky blinders meme
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me in a beautiful city at a beautiful place thinking about how my supervisor hasn’t replied to my emails in two weeks
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Genuinely like this tweet
Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps
Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie:
Getting a lot of 'Boss Baby' vibes from this...
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me and my mum, who I live with 24/7 at dinner on a trip realising we officially have nothing left to talk about
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They race bikes here
Picture at liege guillemins station
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sporza genuinely just setting wout up for failure, he could ride a good world championship and it won’t be enough because of all this
Sporza homepage with an article as header about how this could be Wout van Aerts world championship
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Never forget
Tweet 
: FRANKIE ME!
@MuseumGay
Since y'all wanna be assholes for Taylor. Iron man dies in endgame
1:24 PM • 4/26/19 - Twitter for iPhone
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FRANKIE • ME! @MuseumGay • 3d And I'm not even joking
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm excited to share that I've written a small piece for IASPM Benelux explaining some of the findings of my Master thesis on Taylor Swift's reputation album! www.iaspmbenelux.org/current-rese...
screengrab of the IASPM Benelux site with my article 'Listening Beyond the Lyrics: Musical Narrative in Taylor Swift's reputation and Why it Matters'
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reading Cersei her PoV chapters in ASOIAF
Emoji swirling finger beside their head to indicate someone is crazy
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photo of Taylor Swift in a thinker post Meme of cat in thinker pose saying “haters can’t stand that I ponder.”
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Monkey (Ganna) with a lion (Remco) behind
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t trust microwaves, I have an irrational fear the microwave is going to blow up in my face when I heat something so I’m always watching it like this when it’s on
Shaq hiding behind a tree
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s my 27th birthday today
Wout van aert as a child with an ice cream coupe
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How it feels trying to get a job in the cultural or academic sector right now
Hamster being squeezed
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Piano teacher said I have very natural finger arches, a beautifully developed left hand and a natural sense of musicality when playing
An emoji smirking with a pink bow in their “hair” and a hand putting imaginary hair behind their ear in a smug way
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn’t know Lance had shooters like that
Tweet from Charlie Kirk that says “You are a liar. cheater, and disgrace the entire sport of cycling as well as our country. Picking on our honorable, incredible Vice President won't make you relevant again” in response to a tweet of lance Armstrong saying “I can't drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin' doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.”
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Coquard explaining to Van Aert why he totally had to sprint for those points
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Little fucker
A screw in my mums tireClose up of a screw in my mums tire
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“Wout should work for Brennan!!!” “Matthew should go for his own chances at Green” “Wout shouldn’t be domestiqueing with his qualities!” “Visma should outright pick one person to work for!” Meanwhile Wout and Matthew:
Holding each other meme
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Okay I don’t wanna be bashing Beyoncé here but… 1000 US dollars for an unfinished “vinyl storage box” WITHOUT the vinyls and not even free shipping…. And half her catalogue isn’t even pressed on vinyl. What the fuck is this
Beyoncé wooden bey keeper collectors box limited edition
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Baby Wout eating his ice cream
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
:p crazy guy
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rogla moms have nothing on mou, I think there’s a level of parasocialness that even the most insane swifties don’t reach
Tweets from mou
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tried to make a miffy pork pie but it didn’t turn out the way I wanted it to
Miffy pork pie
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wearing my Yayoi Kusama socks in honour of her today :( thank you for everything
Me wearing Yayoi Kusama socks. They’re black socks with pink dots in her typical style and the toes are a cartoon image of her face
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No maths
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me going mental
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pog in red for 21 stages
Woman depressingly drinking wine in a glass whilst holding a cigarette
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How I’m trying to protect my peace going on a weekend to Paris with my friends who never plan anything, never get anywhere on time and want to “go with the flow”
Me in a zen pose on a mushroom in Efteling sprookjesbos
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A normal Sunday
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Greetings from De Kuil
Me in de kuil
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Limburg is sooooo cool. Today we did biking through water.
My bike at biking through water, with swans in the background The swans in the water Me biking through the water Selfie of me and my mum :)
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ignore how rough I look today but this is how I had to watch the eclips as someone who can’t wear contact lenses
Me with eclips sunglasses with my normal glasses on top
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
went to the best place on earth yesterday (de Efteling) and if it’s not on Strava it didn’t happen
Strava map Me on a mushroom doing a yoga pose
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Climbed the big one guys 😤
Sommet du balenberg 38m
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I actually hadn’t seen this before this is a perfect reaction pic 😭😭😭😭
Vollering going mental
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Obviously
Tinkerbill
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April || the tortured cyclists department @aforestfield.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Like yea
Closeup of the fallen angel by Alexander Cabanel, showing a lucifer in angel form with teary angry eyes
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