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John

@afiendishthingy.bsky.social
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he/they. Probably smokes a lil too much weed. Fuck Trump, Free Palestine, Be Gay, Do Crime, etc etc Currently: Watching — Foundation Listening — Kyle Gordon is Everywhere Playing — TLoZ: Echoes of Wisdom & Wolverine

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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 21h
I’m so sorry Stella. We lost one of our cats earlier this year, and it’s a horrible thing. He looked like an excellent cat. Wishing you peace.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kyle Gordon’s new album dropped, and Hero of Fallujah is one of the best songs he’s made yet. Changing to a major key at the end is so fucking funny.
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Kyle Gordon - Hero of Fallujah (feat. Downshift) [Official Audio]
YouTube video by kylegordonisgreat
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would wish death and dismemberment on my enemies before this. Too far.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Raw is so fucking good. Probably my favorite movie of the 2010’s.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately a shockingly large percentage of those lower/middle class white folks would rather burn the world than be forced to share it with a brown person.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
………they’re comedians. They’re doing a bit.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A fuckin menace.
My idiot cat Mokey snuggled up in a blanket.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mine will start begging 90 minutes before dinner. And then if it’s more than 10 minutes late, she will start chewing on the couch.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ugh. Really hate to see this. @polygon.com really is just a zombie; something reanimating a rotting corpse of something once loved.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy shit, she would *crush* that
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I mean, these are the same people who think Blade needs a premise more than just “Blade kills a ton of vampires and there’s a blood rave at one point”, so I shouldn’t be too surprised.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear, Disney execs are a fuckin cancer. You can’t crack the premise for The Muppet Show??? There are Muppets, and they put on a variety show with a different guest star each week. You literally just keep doing the thing you just did.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank god @thebaltimorebanner.com is around to be a news source in MD actually worth reading.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ocarina of Time ran at 20 fps! Even less if you had the PAL version!! Like, that was the intended design! People are losing their shit about GTA VI only being 30 fps, but N64 days were rough.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me in 2015 vs. me today
Nathan Fielder in Nathan For YouNathan Fielder in You Can See Everything
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Inject it directly into my veins.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Correct. Nintendo only owns 33% of the Pokemon IP, the other 2/3 are split between Game Freak (who develop the games) and CREATURES INC (who manage the anime and card game and stuff). Nintendo has no ownership or real control over Game Freak.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
‘Interesting Ball’ is one of my favorites. Directed by Daniels who would go on to make Swiss Army Man and Everything Everywhere All At Once. youtu.be/FhH3bEYRzFQ?...
youtu.be
"Interesting Ball" - Short Film
YouTube video by Stash Magazine
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s the fucking blueprint.
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Honestly? GTA. I mostly play Nintendo and indies, but I loved RDR2. That studio making a modern Bonnie & Clyde in a satirical Florida? I’m so on board. All the shit with the ultimate edition and pre orders and no physical edition sucks shit. 100%. But I’m still excited to play that fuckin game.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If rain is a possibility, you *need* it. If it’s gonna be clear skies, you’ll probably be fine without it.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I think the average Bsky user will probably agree with me, but people irl look at me like I’m a fuckin alien when I say that Forrest Gump is a truly hateful film.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guess who we are no-contact with and who we go out of our way to make plans with?
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s not complicated!!! My in-laws were abusive pieces of shit. My parents weren’t perfect; but even the stuff I disagree with in hindsight, I understand how they came to those decisions (and they were never rooted in anything other than love for my sister and I and wanting to protect us).
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Going through the plane at the beginning is inspired.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
My top 5 of the year thus far: The Apple Tree Under the Sea - Hemlocke Springs Redstar Wu & The Worldwide Scourge - Genesis Owusu The Mountain - Gorillaz nine inch noize - Nine Inch Nails & Boys Noize Inferno - Boards of Canada
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
She said having to explain to a group of nuns that “The big lion is Jesus” was one of the more surreal conversations she’s ever had.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My sister-in-law is a drama professor. Once, she was working at a Catholic elementary school and they staged a production of Narnia. The staff came to her and asked if they could remove the bit where the lion dies because it might be too upsetting.
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Adam B. Vary @adambvary.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine Stephen King, circa 1997, putting out daily press releases promoting his anti-gay org while publishing horror books as Richard Bachman. Imagine George Lucas, circa 2007, announcing a billion dollar fund for anti-Muslim lawsuits, then launching 'The Clone Wars.' This is J.K. Rowling today.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And this is precisely why he’s capable of creating art.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At the very least, I doubt Yorgos would have been afraid of including nudity and sex in the movie about sex.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
People lost their shit when it was announced, but Wind Waker has aged so much more gracefully than its peers. That cel-shaded art style still looks incredible.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m pretty hopeful. I think Coogler has a better grasp on the magic that made that show work than Chris Carter does.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Tha GOAT
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I didn’t love the singles, but I’m relieved to say that the new Charli is pretty good. It’s no BRAT, but what the fuck is??
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It might end up being catastrophic. I’ve been known to enjoy gambling on occasion, but I think needing to go to an actual casino to do so is a critical barrier to it. Having genuine gambling available in your pocket 24/7 is asking for trouble.
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I don’t care for Iñárritu, but a Tom Cruise clearly swinging for the fences in a Dr Strangelove for 2026? I’m afraid I’m seated.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2026
“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
People think they hate standard time and want permanent DST. The thing they actually hate is how short days get in the winter, and permanent DST isn’t going to fix that.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When she announced she’s dropping a *double album*, I started levitating. CRJ my beloved.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
A classic Spam musubi is a top tier midnight snack. Fry a slice till it gets a little crispy with rice and seaweed. Really versatile too; you can add whatever chili crisp or sauces or whatever you want. Protip: get the reduced sodium Spam. It’s still plenty salty.
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wanna be wrong. Please.
youtu.be
I WANNA BE WRONG
YouTube video by Jeff Rosenstock - Topic
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Chloe "Scare-Bot Scramble" Adams @addamschloe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
piracy is the only extant form of media preservation that exists in games right now, you might find it morally reprehensible but there is literally no other institution that will keep games alive in 25, 50 years' time
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John @afiendishthingy.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Ended vacation w/ my family yesterday by smoking a joint, having a couple beers and playing most of a run in the Star Fox remake. Went to bed and met a friend first thing after waking up to see Jackass. Have to go back to the hell of real life tomorrow, but that was about as good as it can get.
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