Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10hThat’s exactly the reason he said it the way he did. He wants to be able to come back and say that Russia was prepared to give us all this fuel, but Ukraine destroyed it all. Diesel prices… will continue to rise. If people can’t see this, they’re dumber than I could’ve ever imagined. So, yeah. 050
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16hWell, talking that way, he’s definitely not gonna be able to get her to give hers to him. Why, god, why? 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16hOh great! Thanks a lot! Finding out my 1971 Duster 340 was only 18 “real” horsepower was not how I wanted to start my day. 🙄🙄😂😂😂 100
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 07/10/2026That reminds me of the time I ordered a cup of baked beans at a BBQ restaurant and they brought me a cup of crumbled bacon. 😂 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/10/2026You are damn right! I see this shit all the time in Gemini AND Copilot. “You were right to call me out on that. Blah blah blah.” 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/10/2026Yep. He claims it’s rigged, but that he won by the “biggest margins”. Go figure. 🙄 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 22/09/2026“… claims of sexual relationships with staffers ‘udderly’ false.” There, I fixed it Bobo. 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026Too bad the judge will NEVER move forward with those charges, and Blanche will NEVER comply. 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026I’m so go*damned sick of this shit! Let the stupid fucker demolish it. Shall I call someone who knows how to do it? “President Zelenskyy, I have some coordinates to send to your drone pilots.” I’d rather see a crater than a building bearing that sick fucker’s name. 😡😡😡 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity. 100
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16/09/2026So they were mad because they claimed the illegal aliens were "eatin' the dogs." And now, the FBI agents are fcking the cows, but they're okay with that? What fresh hell are we living in? 💀🫠 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 15/09/2026Ahh. That’s nothing. He’s also Bill from King of the Hill!!!! Yay!!!static.klipy.comIsn'T It Great Bill DauteriveAlt: Isn'T It Great Bill Dauterive 130
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/09/2026Hey Nova Scotia! You have a VIP flying over right now! Go out and wave. Although I doubt he'll see ya' from the beverage cart. 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/09/2026I wonder when Trump is going to tell the real truth? Y’all know McDonald’s is named after him. He doesn’t shout that from the rooftops as their mascot is a clown. “Stupid is as stupid does, sir! 🫡 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 11/09/2026Lordy Lordy! If you haven't had a chance to watch James Talarico's interview on Kimmel's YouTube page, do that now!!!! P.S. Ima need one of those pens. You know, the "This pen is not Ken Paxton's" one? Nailed it! youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...youtu.beJimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To SeeYouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live 012
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10/09/2026Let Kelly tell you about her cousin. He has four-foot cardboard cutouts of himself holding products around his stores. 😁 110
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/09/2026I think, in order not to lie, we just say, “He had big dreams.” 040
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/09/2026I say they’ll get “Trump and Miller” in prison, along with dozens more, hopefully. 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2026Lucky! The absolute closest Casey’s to me is 244 miles. We need to move! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2026Dang! Ima need a Casey’s Pepperoni Pizza right about now. 😭 110
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 02/09/2026I believe she is one of the main suppliers of all his bat-shit crazy info and he listens to her unconditionally. 030
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/09/2026Ever have a jewelry box with a bunch of tiny necklace chains in it that need to be separated? That's how I feel about trying to remove myself from @google. Been using them for decades. Accounts & links are like a tree trunk. It's going to be a while before I can clean myself of them. I'm trying! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 28/08/2026They must be a good distance behind him, as no one is holding their nose and gagging. 🤢🤢🤮🤮 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026Hmmm. Think he’ll ever want to do business in the Iran Gulf & The Strait of Iran? Did I ever tell you about my idea renaming the Dead Sea? 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026Yep, as it always shall be. That orange turd can suck it. 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026If they do, I’ll cancel vacations just to vote against that mother fcuker’s agendas. 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026Hey Jim Patronis. How about leaving Jelly Roll alone, and asking your next-door-neighbor to quit trying to run for senate in Alabama? Thank you for your attention to this matter. 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/08/2026So sad. Just know, when the right one gets pulled away from us, I’ll put out my flag and have free champagne for the neighborhood. 000