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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️

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Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні

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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10h
That’s exactly the reason he said it the way he did. He wants to be able to come back and say that Russia was prepared to give us all this fuel, but Ukraine destroyed it all. Diesel prices… will continue to rise. If people can’t see this, they’re dumber than I could’ve ever imagined. So, yeah.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16h
But where is Andrew Ta… oh, never mind.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16h
Well, talking that way, he’s definitely not gonna be able to get her to give hers to him. Why, god, why?
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16h
Oh great! Thanks a lot! Finding out my 1971 Duster 340 was only 18 “real” horsepower was not how I wanted to start my day. 🙄🙄😂😂😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 07/10/2026
That reminds me of the time I ordered a cup of baked beans at a BBQ restaurant and they brought me a cup of crumbled bacon. 😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/10/2026
Oh, Stewie! You came! This puts me in a good humour!
Stewie & Rupert
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/10/2026
You are damn right! I see this shit all the time in Gemini AND Copilot. “You were right to call me out on that. Blah blah blah.”
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/10/2026
We need her address! She needs lots of mail! 😍😍😍
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Dad Gooner ☑️⬆️ @dadgooner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good one
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/10/2026
Ohh, très bien! Stewie! I found Rupert!
Rupert, Stewie’s bear.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/10/2026
Yep. He claims it’s rigged, but that he won by the “biggest margins”. Go figure. 🙄
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 22/09/2026
“… claims of sexual relationships with staffers ‘udderly’ false.” There, I fixed it Bobo.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 22/09/2026
Greetings, Hugo! What a handsome fellow!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026
Too bad the judge will NEVER move forward with those charges, and Blanche will NEVER comply.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026
Wow. I can’t imagine. 😞
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026
I’m so go*damned sick of this shit! Let the stupid fucker demolish it. Shall I call someone who knows how to do it? “President Zelenskyy, I have some coordinates to send to your drone pilots.” I’d rather see a crater than a building bearing that sick fucker’s name. 😡😡😡
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026
Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity.
A picture of the contiguous US with the State of Washington shaded in, and a description stating "Washington, DC 771 Area Code"
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16/09/2026
So they were mad because they claimed the illegal aliens were "eatin' the dogs." And now, the FBI agents are fcking the cows, but they're okay with that? What fresh hell are we living in? 💀🫠
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 15/09/2026
Ahh. That’s nothing. He’s also Bill from King of the Hill!!!! Yay!!!
static.klipy.com
Isn'T It Great Bill Dauterive
Alt: Isn'T It Great Bill Dauterive
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/09/2026
Holy crap, my dude! Congratulations!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/09/2026
Hey Nova Scotia! You have a VIP flying over right now! Go out and wave. Although I doubt he'll see ya' from the beverage cart.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/09/2026
I wonder when Trump is going to tell the real truth? Y’all know McDonald’s is named after him. He doesn’t shout that from the rooftops as their mascot is a clown. “Stupid is as stupid does, sir! 🫡
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 12/09/2026
Those look incredible! My eyes are watering from here.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 11/09/2026
Lordy Lordy! If you haven't had a chance to watch James Talarico's interview on Kimmel's YouTube page, do that now!!!! P.S. Ima need one of those pens. You know, the "This pen is not Ken Paxton's" one? Nailed it! youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
youtu.be
Jimmy Kimmel’s Interview with James Talarico That the FCC Doesn’t Want You To See
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10/09/2026
And, not kidding! 😂😂😂
EW James & SonsEW James & SonsEW James & Sons
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10/09/2026
Let Kelly tell you about her cousin. He has four-foot cardboard cutouts of himself holding products around his stores. 😁
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 09/09/2026
Looking for the Declaration of Independence.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 09/09/2026
Ugh! So sorry, man.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/09/2026
Wow! That’s crazy.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/09/2026
Big difference. You are alive. 😂😂😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/09/2026
I think, in order not to lie, we just say, “He had big dreams.”
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/09/2026
I say they’ll get “Trump and Miller” in prison, along with dozens more, hopefully.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2026
Lucky! The absolute closest Casey’s to me is 244 miles. We need to move!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2026
Dang! Ima need a Casey’s Pepperoni Pizza right about now. 😭
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/09/2026
That movie truly is better with no interruptions. 😂😂😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 02/09/2026
I believe she is one of the main suppliers of all his bat-shit crazy info and he listens to her unconditionally.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/09/2026
Ever have a jewelry box with a bunch of tiny necklace chains in it that need to be separated? That's how I feel about trying to remove myself from @google. Been using them for decades. Accounts & links are like a tree trunk. It's going to be a while before I can clean myself of them. I'm trying!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 31/08/2026
"Just like stopping Iran." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 31/08/2026
"Just like stopping Iran." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 30/08/2026
“Do Not Cross.”
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 28/08/2026
They must be a good distance behind him, as no one is holding their nose and gagging. 🤢🤢🤮🤮
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 28/08/2026
Creepy? Blasphemy!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
Hmmm. Think he’ll ever want to do business in the Iran Gulf & The Strait of Iran? Did I ever tell you about my idea renaming the Dead Sea?
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
This.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
Yep, as it always shall be. That orange turd can suck it.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
If they do, I’ll cancel vacations just to vote against that mother fcuker’s agendas.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
I certainly wouldn’t get any closer! 😬
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
These bastards! I can’t even, anymore! 🤬
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/08/2026
Hey Jim Patronis. How about leaving Jelly Roll alone, and asking your next-door-neighbor to quit trying to run for senate in Alabama? Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/08/2026
So sad. Just know, when the right one gets pulled away from us, I’ll put out my flag and have free champagne for the neighborhood.
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