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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️

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Husband to Kelly, Dad to @thatquietrachel, GUNNER FAN (Thanks Gen-Z) 🙄, Beer Lover, Roll Tide. LOVE Dogs. RIP Rusty. Did I mention dogs? Skylar! #Ukraine #СлаваУкраїні

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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/10/2026
Oh, Stewie! You came! This puts me in a good humour!
Stewie & Rupert
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/10/2026
Ohh, très bien! Stewie! I found Rupert!
Rupert, Stewie’s bear.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026
Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity.
A picture of the contiguous US with the State of Washington shaded in, and a description stating "Washington, DC 771 Area Code"
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10/09/2026
And, not kidding! 😂😂😂
EW James & SonsEW James & SonsEW James & Sons
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/06/2026
Dang! Missed my brothers and sisters by just a few weeks!
Trump tower attracting birds.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 11/06/2026
I’m actually quite partial to this one.
Relebohile Mofokeng
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/05/2026
Yes! It was pretty damn cool!
Hot Pockets Building Chicago
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/05/2026
One f*ck if by land, two f*cks if by sea! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
F dRumpf!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/05/2026
Chicago incidental.
F*ck Trump!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/05/2026
Awesome! We’re ready too!
Arsenal Jerseys
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/05/2026
This is the wholesome content for which I am here. 🤟🏼
Gunnersaurus & Win hanging out together.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/04/2026
Ha! It looks like you aren’t the only one. I saw this at Disney World about a decade ago. No telling how many of these shirts they printed! 😂😂😂
A T-shirt that has Olive Oyl printed on it with the word “maintenance” misspelled.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 24/04/2026
Well, I see dRumpf has been seen out on the road again. 😏
The president‘s motorcade with one vehicle having a sign that says “Baby on Board” on it.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 19/04/2026
Your grammar leaves a bit to be desired, but I appreciate your optimistic observation of me.
A banner at the soccer match shows the word “hunger”, but someone is standing in front of the letters “er”.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/03/2026
I have lived on Mother Earth for over 60 years. Last week was one of the greatest concert experiences I have ever had. The Eagles at The Sphere in Las Vegas. That was one helluva show. Let me drop in a little teaser for you. Oh my god!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/03/2026
What the hell, man!? Are they selling gas in crypto now? 😂😂
Circle K gas sign indicating Unleaded as $P.40
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/03/2026
Where my girl Tara at? Just sayin’ hey. 😂😂😂 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social
Hector Bellerin saying hey to Tara.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/02/2026
Want to know why I hate AI? An actual inquiry. 🙄Exhibit 1:
An AI response to a ridiculous question.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/01/2026
Jesus with a bunch of steering wheels
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 09/01/2026
@4jinxremoving.bsky.social Hector say, “Hey girl!”
Hector Bellerin at practice
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/01/2026
Champagne “Fire Extinguisher” with text saying “In case ‘it’ happens, break glass.”
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/01/2026
This is my Granddog Charles. He is the perfect Australian Shepherd specimen. He wishes all a Happy New Year. He’s also saying to me, “I’m watching you, buddy!”
Australian Shepherd named Charles
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 07/12/2025
Today was a “cuddle up with a good book and… snore” kinda day.
Skylar asleep on his back on the couch with Kelly reading in the background.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/11/2025
Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼‍♂️
Fella lookin just like Guardiola
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/11/2025
Could it possibly be more beautiful? @ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida PERFECT day!
A view out the window of our hotel.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/11/2025
Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals!
Very short urinals.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 18/11/2025
I LOVE the beach in November! St. Augustine, FL
The beach in St. Augustine.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/10/2025
I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂
My dog Skylar in the yard.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/09/2025
Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 09/09/2025
Eat me, Worm-Brain! 🪱🧠
Selfie after Flu & Covid vaccines.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2025
No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/08/2025
HAPPY NATIONAL DOG DAY! (Skylar’s ecstatic.)
My dog Skylar asleep on the deck
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/08/2025
Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬
Aaron RAMSEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 30/07/2025
Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.)
A drink called the Salty Kiss
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16/07/2025
Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside.
Skylar lying in the yard.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/07/2025
Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!!
Screenshot of SSA page.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 24/06/2025
Gee, thanks Alabama! 😏 Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there.
WX station showing 100° temp.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/06/2025
Are we watching the USMNT in Austin tonight? Yes. Yes we are!
Q2 Stadium Austin
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 19/06/2025
This a current view of my trap. Yes, those are carpenter bees in the jar.
Carpenter bed trap.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/06/2025
Brilliant young man. I was lucky to get to see him. Thanks for the visit, John!
Author John Green on stage.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 30/05/2025
Ahhhhh! Livin’ the retired life!
Kelly riding her bike at Gulf State Park.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 06/04/2025
Is there a vaccine for cat scratch fever?
A Facebook screenshot with a pop-up that says “you blocked Ted Nugent.“
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/04/2025
By golly, Skylar does the same. Wonder why? 😆😆
Skylar looking at me.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/02/2025
Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President!
Musk and Miller
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/02/2025
Aww, hell. He's back. 🙄
Presidential limo with "Baby on Board" sign in the back window.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 28/01/2025
Hmm. I didn’t make the list yet, even though I’ve posted this more than once! 🤷🏼‍♂️
Me wearing a shirt that says, “This shirt will last longer than a Cyber Truck.”
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/01/2025
Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow.
Makeshift snow plow using an old beat up car.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/01/2025
Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂
Skylar in front of a fireplace fire lying on his back. Skylar by the fire.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 10/01/2025
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
Family Guy: Tom & Joyce reading the news.
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Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/01/2025
Yay! Back home in Alabama where I can play solitaire while driving!
Sign that says “Handsfree driving is the law here.”
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