Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/09/2026Okay, who do I blame this shit on? Is dRumpf at it again, or is this a product of fecking AI? I'm so tired of stupidity. 100
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/06/2026Dang! Missed my brothers and sisters by just a few weeks! 0254
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 27/04/2026Ha! It looks like you aren’t the only one. I saw this at Disney World about a decade ago. No telling how many of these shirts they printed! 😂😂😂 131
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 24/04/2026Well, I see dRumpf has been seen out on the road again. 😏 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 19/04/2026Your grammar leaves a bit to be desired, but I appreciate your optimistic observation of me. 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/03/2026I have lived on Mother Earth for over 60 years. Last week was one of the greatest concert experiences I have ever had. The Eagles at The Sphere in Las Vegas. That was one helluva show. Let me drop in a little teaser for you. Oh my god! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 17/03/2026What the hell, man!? Are they selling gas in crypto now? 😂😂 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/03/2026Where my girl Tara at? Just sayin’ hey. 😂😂😂 @4jinxremoving.bsky.social 260
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/02/2026Want to know why I hate AI? An actual inquiry. 🙄Exhibit 1: 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/01/2026This is my Granddog Charles. He is the perfect Australian Shepherd specimen. He wishes all a Happy New Year. He’s also saying to me, “I’m watching you, buddy!” 030
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 07/12/2025Today was a “cuddle up with a good book and… snore” kinda day. 120
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 26/11/2025Well, I found Pep Guardiola working at a diner in Florida. 🤷🏼♂️ 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/11/2025Could it possibly be more beautiful? @ Palm Beach Gardens, Florida PERFECT day! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/11/2025Hey, look y’all! This rest stop in Florida has DeSantis sized urinals! 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 25/10/2025I just end up dumping Skylar in the yard. Luckily, he stays there. 😂😂😂 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/09/2025Hey, @amazon! Thanks for the delivery! Sure am glad it wasn't that Faberge Egg I ordered! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 04/09/2025No wonder they go through almost a quart a day! Attention hummingbirds: Sugar ain’t cheap! 😏 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/08/2025Dang! Now Kelly is mad. She had to make a pit stop, and I… 😬 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 30/07/2025Our bartender, Jackie, created this drink. Stoli Salted Caramel Vodka, Licor 43, Espresso, Caramel Syrup, Vanilla Ice Cream. Y’all. Y’all! I have a new favorite bartender. (The producer of this account assumes no responsibility for the content of our inebriated writers.) 150
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 16/07/2025Hi. I’m Skylar. My likes are 1) Eating, 2) Sleeping, & 3) Lying in the sun in my shiny black coat while it’s 95° outside. 140
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 05/07/2025Since I couldn’t reply to your “Big, Beautiful Email”, Social Security Administration, let me respond here: LYIN’ B@STARDS!!! 130
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 24/06/2025Gee, thanks Alabama! 😏 Just got back from deep in the heart of Texas, and didn’t see temps like this there. 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 20/06/2025Are we watching the USMNT in Austin tonight? Yes. Yes we are! 040
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 19/06/2025This a current view of my trap. Yes, those are carpenter bees in the jar. 200
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 13/06/2025Brilliant young man. I was lucky to get to see him. Thanks for the visit, John! 000
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 01/02/2025Be sure to tune in next week for even more zany adventures of Nosferatu and the President! 010
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 28/01/2025Hmm. I didn’t make the list yet, even though I’ve posted this more than once! 🤷🏼♂️ 130
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 23/01/2025Any of you folks in south Alabama need a snow plow? We in Birmingham have you covered. Let us know, let it snow. 110
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 21/01/2025Skylar appears to love having a fire to warm up near. Problem is, he appears to not understand that he can’t get closer than he should. 😂 040
Mike ⚽️Arsenal⚽️ @afcfan.net · 03/01/2025Yay! Back home in Alabama where I can play solitaire while driving! 010