Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is my opinion that all parks should have a c*nty dragon hidden away in a secret cave. 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026COASTER CREDIT #379: Casey Jr – Le Petit Train du Cirque Why yes, I do count powered coasters, and this one was surprisingly delightful! It was a bit harder to see the miniatures than on the canal boats, but it was a fun ride that offered more « thrill » than Disneyland’s Casey Jr. 020
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026COASTER CREDIT 378: Avengers Assemble: Flight Force aka the Rock n Roller Coaster clone with Iron Man and Captain Marvel. Honestly, I don’t get the hate for this ride, it’s fun! My only real gripe is that it’s too similar to Hyperspace Mountain, but maybe that’ll change with the Space Mtn refurb. 030
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026One of my favourite quirks of Disneyland Paris and the French language is that it’s customary to say « bonsoir » instead of « bonjour » in the evenings and at night. But on spooky rides like Tower of Terror and Phantom Manor, the cast will ALWAYS greet you with « bonsoir » no matter what time it is. 050
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026COASTER CREDIT #377: Indiana Jones et le Temple du Péril What a weird ride for a Disney Park! It’s made by Intamin but rides like a Pinfari with lipstick – it’s a bit rough and very PMF. The temple it surrounds is gorgeous though, and the loop has some nice intensity. 030
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026These Shoulder Pals are all the rage at DLP (almost as popular as Mickey Ears)! They have almost every animal character imaginable, so of course I had to get myself a little Remy (…because Paris lol). 050
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Coaster Credit #376: Hyperspace Mountain Another great Parisian take on a Disney classic! The launch wasn’t overly intense, but still fun. It’s a solid Vekoma launch with some fun inversions, and I love that it has the new age restraints. 020
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026COASTER CREDIT #375: Big Thunder Mountain Railroad It’s been over a year since my last coaster credit, and boy was this a triumphant return! The tunnel under the water was so cool, and I think this might be my favourite version of Big Thunder that I’ve been on. 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’ve been in France for less than 12 hours and already discovered a new obsession… 👻 020
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Very “us” things Mike and I are doing for our wedding… 1. Getting married on the same day as WDW’s anniversary 2. Decorating the church in fall décor 3. Processing out to a Dolly Parton song 4. Using a Disney quote in the bulletin 5. Having our mothers (plus my grandmother) walk us down the aisle 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026So now that Canada is in talks to become an associate member of the EU, does that mean Canada will be the next land built at Europa Park? 130
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Love the timing of how now that Canada is in talks to become an associate member of the EU, I, a Canadian, is going to be visiting my first few European theme parks. 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’M GETTING GAY MARRIED IN 10 DAYS!!!! 0130
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/08/2026In our continued quest to find cool things to do in France on our honeymoon, Mike and I have booked a fragrance making experience where we get to make our own cologne! We’re both big cologne guys so we’re so excited for this haha. 040
Reposted by Adventures With ParkerRideguy70 @rideguy70.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’ve heard (and often used) the expression “One and done” for a coaster ridden simply to get the credit. But while at BGT, I heard a guy getting off Cobra’s Curse exclaim with much enthusiasm, “One and done, but LOTS of FUN” and now I think I have to say that a lotstatic.klipy.comNazem Kadri: Tons of FunALT: Nazem Kadri: Tons of Fun 041
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I reached a big milestone on my channel today… 2500 subscribers!!! Thank you so much everyone. Your support over the years is truly appreciated 💛static.klipy.comPudgy Penguin Says Thank YouALT: Pudgy Penguin Says Thank You 120
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Today is the last day of operation for Kumba at BGT. I’m sad that I only ever got to ride Kumba once. I liked it a lot, but feel cheated out of the true appreciation a lot of enthusiasts had for this ride. Excited to see what Kumba’s Revenge is all about though! 110
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Well when a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other very much… 110
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The DareDeviler is now open at Canada’s Wonderland! The new trains are sooo much better. The ride still has some janky spots, so don’t go expecting it to be butter smooth. I think the roughness adds character though, and it’s not painful. 030
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026My heart goes out to everyone affected by these fires, but especially the indigenous communities in Northern Ontario who have lost everything. If you can, consider donating to the Canadian Red Cross or True North Aid: truenorthaid.catruenorthaid.caHome - True North Aid | Canadian Charity Supporting Indigenous CommunitiesTrue North Aid provides practical humanitarian support to northern and remote Indigenous communities in Canada through community-led projects 001
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Days like today always remind me of 2023 and Tundra Twister Media Day. The wildfires and smoke made for some cool photos – but it was a true reflection on our privilege, as despite the bad air quality, we were still able to enjoy a day at the park. 111
Reposted by Adventures With ParkerEmily Atkin @emorwee.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Re: Patagonia v. Pattie Gonia I spoke with a trademark attorney and two scholars of Indigenous Patagonian history to understand both the legal and ethical question everyone is asking. The answers are way more complex than social media is making them out to be.heated.worldCan Patagonia© own Patagonia?And more importantly, should it? 1917857
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I should be posting more on here… so here’s a sunset photo of one of my favourite coasters (Yukon Striker at Canada’s Wonderland)! 140
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Photos from my recent adventure to Long Point! I visited the bird observatory and saw 47 species in total. Unfortunately, many of them were far away and I don’t have a fancy camera with a telephoto lens, so these were the best my iPhone could do hahaha. 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Some bird shots from my visit to High Park. 🦆🐦⬛ 040
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Pics of the High Park Cherry Blossoms from my visit to Toronto last weekend ☺️🌸 060
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Canada Snoopy 😍 I got him as a gift from Canada’s Wonderland at media day, and he’s so cute! 070
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 04/05/2026RIP Glee. You would’ve loved Bring Your Love by Madonna and Sabrina Carpenter. 010
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Man, do I miss being in the parks! Thankfully I’m going to Wonderland’s media day tomorrow! Anything specific I should check out or ask about? 070
Reposted by Adventures With ParkerGremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Popesplaining 929029
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Wait… I thought this was joke. I’m so here for this hahaha 010
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I’ve been ogling it online since 2016 haha! I really hope to experience it one day, and it would be great to see this ride system utilized at other Disney Parks as well. 110
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Anyone who says that “cardinals are a message from heaven” have never banded birds before. 020
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Not only is this ride based on the lore of the elusive Highland craitur, but canny enthusiasts ken that this braw classic is the bonniest Arrow Looper around (and if any eejit tries to haiver and tell you otherwise, ye can kick their arse to the cludgie). 020
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026In honour of Rabbie Burns Day, here’s the most Scottish coaster that’s not actually found in Scotland – Loch Ness Monster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg! 162
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I would definitely prefer a longer FArt over a short one 000
Reposted by Adventures With ParkerCharlie, the Killer Klown from Outer Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Fuck ICE (alt text) 0299
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Aha that’s adorable! Glad she remembered. 010
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Looking for a way to help communities in Minnesota being affected by ICE? This website lists a bunch of different organizations/resources that you can donate to! I highly encourage everyone who can to pick a few places they can give to. www.standwithminnesota.comstandwithminnesota.comStand With Minnesota Donation DirectoryStand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement. 011
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Explore this incredible provincial park with me in my latest vlog, where we learn about Nishnaabeg culture & traditions at the Learning Place, reflect on our connectedness at the site of the Teaching Rocks, and marvel at the curious colour, flora, and fauna of Lake McGinnis. youtu.be/ou7KE657S48youtu.beListening to the Land | Petroglyphs Provincial ParkYouTube video by Adventures With Parker 021
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Some places ask us to slow down. To walk a little quieter. To listen a little closer. This land holds stories older than memory. Not written down, but carried forward – etched in stone and woven through generations. Here, everything is connected. This is Petroglyphs Provincial Park. 130
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026They know when you need them! It’s like they can sense it, and they know how to calm you down when you’re stressed. On the flip side, they’re also programmed to stress you out when your calm 🤣 Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. 010
Adventures With Parker @advparker.bsky.social · 09/01/2026With the same fencing and everything! 🤯 Amazing coaster btw. Superman is consistently in my Top 25. 010