Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 06/02/2025powerpoint when im being my millennial self. decks when im code switching 🙃 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025The journey of replacing this convenience with other sources is a community building exercise. You ask friends for recs, chat with sales clerks, grab an ice cream on the way back to your car, maybe even pet a cute dog! It’s not just -1 Amazon it’s also like +1000 for your community. 121
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025If it’s to suddenly and aggressively get off the highway I call this a “California exit” 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Wow 6 hours is super fast. I live in a rural area so same day is not an option for me. Makes 2 days look really slow 😆 110
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025And I gotta save a big side eye for those who are like “yay I did it!!! (I moved the app icon to my third home screen page)” You can do it and we are rooting for you!! In time you’ll build new sources and routines. We will get there. 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Saying out loud “this is hard” is good and necessary because there’s shame around admitting how much of a hold devices and platforms have on our lives. Thank you for being honest and vulnerable about that. You’re right it’s not easy. 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Yesterday I deleted my Amazon account (not deactivated.. not logged out… not delete the app.. but DELETED my whole ass ACCOUNT) which means all that’s left is WhatsApp to get rid of. Since it’s about to be merged into the main meta account center it’s a good time to do that soon. 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Saw another “I’m not posting anymore!” Like okay dude they are still tracking and selling your data to the point there the tentacles are in everything you do I get the “my family’s on here and nowhere else” Try texting them or calling and see how a group chat feels instead 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Just saw someone saying “well I got my espresso machine in 2 days so can’t give it up” okay great news espresso offers free 2 day shipping and it took me under the length of this skeet to find that out! You can also DoorDash one from target. So many options for acquiring coffee in 48 hours I promise 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025The amount of ish in my feed that’s like “great news! I’ve considered almost not posting on fb today and even hesitated as I almost deleted the app!” 1. Deleting the app is not the same as deleting your account. 2. virtue signaling about getting off when you’re not is not the take you think is 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025Check the mfg website cause they usually have free 2 day shipping ! 210
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025This was my first thought too :/ but tilda would be perfect 0100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025I will never understand why people prewash every dish on the way into the dishwasher when you can just rewash the 1 or 2 that come out dirty. 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 23/01/2025media.tenor.coma couple of men standing on a stage with a nbc logo on the bottom rightALT: a couple of men standing on a stage with a nbc logo on the bottom right 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 23/01/2025When they get to me and I start talking about sobrietymedia.tenor.coma woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny faceALT: a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face 0140
Reposted by AdrienneD.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/01/2025A bobcat's full name is Robert Catastrophe. 321250
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025I am assuming we’ll see a definition of “freelancer” soon because plenty of SMEs are freelance writers. 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025So interstellar is a sequel to contact? Murph is Jodie’s daughter? 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/20251. To be an environmental scientist 🌳 🤗 2. Environmental science 👩🔬 🧪 3. I just knew environmental science was my calling 🍁 🧘♀️ 4. Marketing 🤡 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 21/01/2025I learned 2 weeks at below zero so the pine sap freezes and crushes their eggs 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 21/01/2025I love seeing pictures of new york that make me stop and look twice, because I know i've stood right there looking right at that view and it takes me instantly back to a place and time. 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 21/01/2025Now imagine going in the reverse once you’re used to just doing stuff fast, it’s… painful 050
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025Howard dean is out birdwatching today and might even treat himself to a second brownie later 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025Just saw someone write “Al gore rhythms” and wasn’t sure if it was autocorrect or intentional and there are just so many places my brain wants to go with this 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025Oh my god. I went to a rally in HIGH SCHOOL for this man which was in the 90s. Finally. 0412
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/01/2025In the TT draft apparently Bsky got booktok and gamers Red lake is for people who never took history or social studies Grammers went back to the gram and took the sourdough with them Can’t wait to see the data viz come out 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/01/2025There are two separate Trish’s on the town page who stir up shit and get everyone fighting in the comments with daily rage bait. I really want to make a news announcement telling them the referendum passed to rename the nickname Karen to Trish and see how they react 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 18/01/2025Havin a great weekend just doin a little inventory of all the hills im willing to die on 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 18/01/2025Bf: does Danica still sell Websites wondering if I should get one 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025It’s a reunion series where the original kids are now adults and mentoring younger children with abilities and they are soooo kind and principled and magnetic. The kids are sometimes scared and they finally have a connection who understands. I watched it back to back in a weekend. 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025Me when i'm like "wait a sec.. i didn't like this. did i? wait" Are you referring to paranormal kids? i kinda loved it 😬 110
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025Love this! I usually don't approve any projects that don't have a positive initial small test batch. So basically... Observe > Theorize > Small cheap and cheerful test on my own > Small validation test > partial rollout > Recalibrate - still working? initial data good? > Finish > Measure > Iterate 000
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025Fun fact I have secret mushroom patches in each quadrant of the lower 48. Moving often is nice when you carry your friends, beautiful memories, and secret treasure maps with you into the future :) 020
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025I’ve got a chubby cherub cheeked thing going on and people can sometimes mistake me for being younger than I am. But when I transform and open my mouth wide to let out all the killer bees of my soul, they can clearly see I have 4 silver fillings 😒 010
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025And What does that say about surface owners? There’s a whole litany of questions I’ll never get answered. Like what his commission was. 🤷♀️ 110
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025So next time you see something that you’re not sure if it is fake or an ad, it probably is. Jk I don’t think tsa is getting paid by Microsoft to yell things in the air. That would be way too clever. 110
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025No other names, except the complete brand and product name for the Microsoft surface pro. I immediately texted my ex who just dropped me off: “This tsa agent is trying to sell us all Microsoft surface pros and I think he’s getting paid” “Okay honey thanks why don’t you take a nap on the plane” 100
Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025TSA agent yelling into the air at no one and everyone: “Remove your shoes, remove your laptops, phones, and tablets! This includes your Microsoft surface pro 3!” Okay I threw in the 3 He repeated this every minute or so. Each time the same thing - that surface pros were in fact a tablet. 100