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Adrienne

@adriennekmetz.com
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Independent marketing, content, and seo consultant working with in-house teams. Elder millennial from western Colorado. When I’m offline I’m totally off grid chasing two catahoulas. Over 100 houseplants and no ragrets about it 🪴🍁🌱

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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 06/02/2025
Market share (and PLG) is won on the free tier.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 25/01/2025
I’ve dubbed these blondies The Golden Girls ☀️ 👯‍♀️
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025
The journey of replacing this convenience with other sources is a community building exercise. You ask friends for recs, chat with sales clerks, grab an ice cream on the way back to your car, maybe even pet a cute dog! It’s not just -1 Amazon it’s also like +1000 for your community.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025
The amount of ish in my feed that’s like “great news! I’ve considered almost not posting on fb today and even hesitated as I almost deleted the app!” 1. Deleting the app is not the same as deleting your account. 2. virtue signaling about getting off when you’re not is not the take you think is
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/01/2025
I will never understand why people prewash every dish on the way into the dishwasher when you can just rewash the 1 or 2 that come out dirty.
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D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚 @dnschmidt.com · 22/01/2025
A bobcat's full name is Robert Catastrophe.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025
I am assuming we’ll see a definition of “freelancer” soon because plenty of SMEs are freelance writers.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025
geez another sequel cant they think of anything new
ai-generated fake movie poster of pet sematary that has a tik tok logo on it looking all effed up and wonky
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025
So interstellar is a sequel to contact? Murph is Jodie’s daughter?
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 22/01/2025
1. To be an environmental scientist 🌳 🤗 2. Environmental science 👩‍🔬 🧪 3. I just knew environmental science was my calling 🍁 🧘‍♀️ 4. Marketing 🤡
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025
My grandfather during wwii. Never forget.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025
Howard dean is out birdwatching today and might even treat himself to a second brownie later
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025
Just saw someone write “Al gore rhythms” and wasn’t sure if it was autocorrect or intentional and there are just so many places my brain wants to go with this
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025
🎿 🐕
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/01/2025
I cannot believe it. FINALLY!!!!! FREE PELTIER!!!!!!!
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/01/2025
In the TT draft apparently Bsky got booktok and gamers Red lake is for people who never took history or social studies Grammers went back to the gram and took the sourdough with them Can’t wait to see the data viz come out
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/01/2025
There are two separate Trish’s on the town page who stir up shit and get everyone fighting in the comments with daily rage bait. I really want to make a news announcement telling them the referendum passed to rename the nickname Karen to Trish and see how they react
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/01/2025
and so it goes.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 18/01/2025
Havin a great weekend just doin a little inventory of all the hills im willing to die on
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 18/01/2025
Bf: does Danica still sell Websites wondering if I should get one
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025
Fun fact I have secret mushroom patches in each quadrant of the lower 48. Moving often is nice when you carry your friends, beautiful memories, and secret treasure maps with you into the future :)
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/01/2025
I’ve got a chubby cherub cheeked thing going on and people can sometimes mistake me for being younger than I am. But when I transform and open my mouth wide to let out all the killer bees of my soul, they can clearly see I have 4 silver fillings 😒
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025
“Everything is a scam” in action, from a cynical marketer: It’s 2015 at 5am in the San Diego airport. I am approaching the security area. I do not yet understand the value of pre check. The TSA agent is wandering around yelling far too loud for 5am. There’s like… 5 of us in line. He’s saying:
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025
I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired. “Why do they make me create an account to do anything on the internet” - my bf Can you outsource pulling bootstraps to AI? Oh and Everything is a scam.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 16/01/2025
In case you’re wondering what grandma Judy’s homemade grape juice from palisade grapes looks like:
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 15/01/2025
Me on Voxer, every time: "okay, bye!" pause.. "Okay one more thing..."
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sam torres 🧜🏼‍♀️ @theseomermaid.com · 14/01/2025
If someone calls you out for toxic behavior and language, and your response is "Oh those who you know me know that I'm a great advocate/ally for {abc}" - I'm gonna be real, I don't think you are in fact a great advocate and are, in fact, full of something else 💩.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 14/01/2025
Is there any other way
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 14/01/2025
Me during every Taylor Sheridan show I’ve ever seen: “whyyy wtf this makes no sense these shows are so terrible” Also me: “I’ll get the popcorn before the next one starts”
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 13/01/2025
The butterfly effect is def one of those movies I think about sometimes in that I can pinpoint like 5 moments in my life that completely changed my trajectory forever. what would have happened if I took the other road?
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 12/01/2025
One of the things I miss most about living in LA and San Diego are the weekly chess tournaments where you meet some of the most wonderful, random people from all across the city. ♟️ Church basements are for my two favorite things, aa meetings and chess tournaments 🙃
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 12/01/2025
Really wish all we had to worry about was the fattest bear contest but here we are.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 10/01/2025
Miley Cyrus riding around on her horses in tennessee humming” I used to be young”
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 10/01/2025
Somewhere a room full of gofundme execs are excited about this fire
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 09/01/2025
Today I deleted my old, long abandoned IG account and X account. I quit Amazon in 2020 when it became popular for brands to offer 2 day shipping, so whatever I needed I just ordered direct or shop in store. I finally quit xfinity to move to municipal broadband service and i'm happy.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 06/01/2025
“I still believe in a Star Trek future” is one of the most hopeful things someone has said to me in the past few years.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 02/01/2025
How do you measure your “consume less” or “buy less crap” resolution in terms of behavior? I can’t promise myself I’ll be able to keep my trash in a single mason jar but also it doesn’t feel natural to say “I will not to buy anything I don’t need”
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Something to keep in mind for 2025 Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 31/12/2024
Wishing everyone a gentle close to 2024 and good vibes in 2025. Thank you for being you. So much gratitude and love to everyone I’ve met this year and connected with, online or off, you make the world brighter. ✨
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 30/12/2024
No gmail, I dont need to translate this into polish
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 30/12/2024
Has anyone tested cold email in terms of building brand (specifically Quality score)? Saw one brand had 500 MSV brand search every month because of emails - no links but told them to reply or search the brand name. I'm keen to see if brand search volume is a contributing factor to quality score.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 24/12/2024
3 out of 4 holiday parties down. The big shebang to go - Christmas at our house 🏠 🎄
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a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
ALT: a woman says i 've already taken my christmas pills in a room
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 21/12/2024
Todays tradie find: Bf just stopped short and jumped out of the car at a red light to pick up these, they’re burberry:
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 21/12/2024
Share your secret family holiday recipes I won’t tell anyone I swear This is like pancakes and savory bread pudding mixed together and we eat it Xmas morning and I get a new love handle just by glancing at it and it’s worth every bite:
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/12/2024
Okay aunts and uncles, this week you have a choice. Watch an old movie like Bring it on and see how poorly it aged? Or homeward bound and crush every memory you have by its awful plot? No. The answer friends is: Ferngully. Robin Williams’ best role ever. Amazing music. Crucial message. 🌿
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/12/2024
The gift that keeps on giving, Clark
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 20/12/2024
Every day my boyfriend comes home with a gathering of items and I never know what it will be. Today was a box of old watches.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 19/12/2024
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 18/12/2024
Brand has always been important. It’s not new. Marketers have been talking about this for years.
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Adrienne @adriennekmetz.com · 17/12/2024
brb logging off forever
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