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Adrian Wapcaplet

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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 16h
I'm officially tired of all this winning.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fetterman is the politician I most regret supporting, by a long shot. What an utter disappointment.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No one sane wanted either.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the laziness of his boilerplate endorsements.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Famously traded for Biggus Dickus midway through his second season.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JFC, what did I miss? Or is this about the baseline threat to our lives?
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hope someday soon a paper cut from a Big Mac wrapper takes him out.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Che se ne vadano affanculo tutti i miliardari.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Paid for by the US Government" What the fcuk?!
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gosh, it would be terrible if all the "barnstorming" Trump is going to be doing results in some kind of acute negative health outcome.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Womp-womp-bawitdaba 😂
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hope the next administration reduces it to robble-robble.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*except bears
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
JFC, I despise him so much.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never, ever a bad decision.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just drop them in water and they will cease working!
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I can't enjoy Curb anymore because of this ahole.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Forgive me for not shedding a single tear for any cruelty McConnell may be subjected to.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
goosebar
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Senator Foghorn Leghorn is understandably concerned about bestiality.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
As a cow, please be careful if you're approached by an FBI agent.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🙏🙏🙏
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People never focus on the upside of the robot takeover: rents will be SO MUCH cheaper when the City is a smoldering pile of rubble and human remains.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welcome back to the Bay. It really doesn't seem like this robot apocalypse is going to be maximum fun for humans, does it?
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Eeez wahnderfool..."
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who TF dressed Chuck this morning?
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Countertop-ripening some lil 'maters homegrown by me in zone 10a.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Glad Texas schools are focusing on the right things.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's his [diaper] bag [wo]man.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
ALT: What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let's also not forget the bravery of Donald J. Trump, who pulled victims — big strong victims — out of the rubble with his own bare hands.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why should he stay awake when the ceremony isn't about him?
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gosh, NIOOCA sure does roll easily off the tongue.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Diaper change.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Schrödinger's spat
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Such tiny dick energy.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm pretty sure there's a Gap in Darien, Iowa...
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sadly evergreen
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Backfired? Nah, it worked exactly as designed bc guess which socioeconomic stratum is most likely to be audited?
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's even worse: if a single ballot is rejected the entire lot it was part of is rejected.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tim Apple
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Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
ALT: Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reminds me of another great TV doc.
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gonna write a children's book called "Milo Meets A Leopard."
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🎻🤏 for Milo
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Delulu as usual
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Adrian Wapcaplet @adrianwapcaplet.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
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