iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 28/05/2025

Children who were born at the start of the pandemic can now read at a basic level and we STILL can’t get sound to work right on zoom

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 25/04/2025

Installing firmware on stuff that’s supposed to “just work” suuuuuucks because they’re not designed for it

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 16/04/2025

Suddenly need to learn tap dance? Not to actually do it, but I need to learn the rhythms? Odd

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 09/04/2025

Showed up to rehearsal and they have a new cymbal that doesn’t suck?? Big day

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 21/03/2025

Just bought Serum 2 and had more fun with it in 30 minutes than I’ve had with any other synth in years Amazing that software that costs money is better than software that doesn’t

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 20/03/2025

My new sworn enemy is the guy in the office who defaults to the middle urinal

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 19/03/2025

“Lie updates” is an AMAZING typo

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 15/03/2025

I just had a delicious Italian meal but the authenticity was ruined by the fact that the restaurant had us in and out in under an hour. no italian meal is that fast

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 14/03/2025

Do you want to feel BAD? Eat dinner at 9PM and chase it with an off brand energy drink. You will feel AWFUL. Guaranteed.

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 06/03/2025

Is anyone else’s Bluesky feed suddenly tragic? Not even just the political stuff! I’m seeing a lot of disease updates from people I don’t follow, and that don’t even have high engagement. Distressing and incredibly likely to get me to stop using this app

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 03/03/2025

You don’t really know how disgusting your glasses are until someone flashes stage lights at you and you can’t see ANYTHING

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 27/02/2025

so im working on a website for myself and this is a bad time because i just have NO social presence right now, so i cant even link my socials. sad.

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

The Kendrick/Drake beef has ended up being this

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 10/02/2025

Just met someone in real life who wanted to follow me on Bluesky. It’s real. It’s happening.

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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

imagine a frog. good. now imagine a frog wearing a party hat and playin a lil tambourine. even better

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 01/02/2025

I am such a victim of bad poetry

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 19/01/2025

I trust the lions to fucking disappoint me for the same reason I trust a pendulum I dropped from my nose to not hit me on the swing back.

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 19/01/2025

the lions are built to disappoint me

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 18/01/2025

the worst part of Christmas is definitely taking down the tree and having to listen to Christmas songs play in reverse for like half an hour

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 09/01/2025

I respect the balls on the guy in front of me telling the fare enforcement officer that he won’t be getting a ticket because he “has a pass” That he doesn’t have on him. He’s… losing.

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 25/12/2024

you should be able to opt out of advertising from any credit cards you already have. you cant have two of the same credit card, so why do i need to hear the same joke eight billion times??

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 22/12/2024

I like to mute the tv during commercials and pretend I’m watching a slasher movie

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 12/12/2024

I love how this implies that macOS is for people that fear technology when like 75% of big tech developers do their work on macOS

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 06/12/2024

This person simply does not understand that a “best team in the league” regular season IS worth foaming at the mouth over for people who have dealt with the last… entire franchise history of the lions?

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 06/12/2024

I’m trying to imagine explain what im doing tn to myself in 2011

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 02/12/2024

i still can’t believe that osu missed TWO field goals

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 07/10/2023

Shout-out the woman on this bus alternating chewing her nails with hacking her lungs out while wearing her mask below her chin 10/10 no notes

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 06/10/2023

there's no dark magic in computer science except for regular expressions

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 04/10/2023

shout-out to the train conductor who announced every station with "we're here!!" that was just goofy enough to make me laugh

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 04/10/2023

the guy next to me on the train is visibly a pm but he has slack set to matrix colors, i think to make it look like he has the terminal open?? embarrassing

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 04/10/2023

What if I thought I was really good this year and Santa brings me coal anyway? can I appeal?

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 02/10/2023

explaining my high school experience as a "green bubble" to anyone who didn't attend an american high school after, like, 2014 results in them looking at me the way im sure my grandparents would've reacted to this stock photo from the 90s

a stock photo of "the internet" from the 90s that's themed after a skyline, except the skyscrapers are Nokia brick phones that all say "www" on the screen for some reason. random bits of the road and the water in the river are circuits.

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 02/10/2023

i cant believe we just let the Big Baby lobby hate on broccoli like that

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 29/09/2023

the best thing about twitter is that its a void i can shout into where nobody cares, but this is a void where SERIOUSLY nobody cares because nobody i know is even on here get ready for some shit takes unless i forget and just go back to twitter idk

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stuart adkins iii @adkinscoles.com · 28/09/2023

so is this a website where you just talk to strangers or are you supposed to know people

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