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Emmy Kate

@adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social
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AuDHD, dinosaurs, cats, animals, watercolor and acrylic painting, makeup, musical theatre, being extremely weird, loud I'm 35 and I don't ever want to act my age

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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
HELLS YEAH
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Just being in close proximity is someone using a product with bleach has made my throat start to swell. I love being Bubble Boy. 10/10 no notes
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a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
ALT: a man in a clear bubble walking down a street
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
You could see this coming www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/u...
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Idaho Lawmakers Want Supreme Court to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage Decision
A state legislative committee has advanced a resolution asking that the power to regulate marriage be returned to the states.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Have you, as a non-type A person, ever had to hear up to fight, lovingly, a severely type A friend because their gorilla grip of something is making things much, much worse?
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I've asked Wizard if I can poop alone. He gave me this look and yelled at me. Gonna say that's a no...
Picture of a tuxedo cat with yellow green eyes looking up at the camera. Taken in a bathroom with beige linoleum and next to the cat is a blue stool with a roll of toilet paper on it and in the lower right corner, a foot with a yellow Wellow sock.
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My wife, @americanbexpress.bsky.social everyone
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
*has severe lower back pain for 2 days straight and then a 24 hour period of loud, duck sounding farts with absolutely no smell* Jesus fuck what the actual fu.... *realizes these are PMS symptoms and I am about to bleed within a few days* SON OF A BITCH HOW DO I FORGET THIS EVERY MONTH?!
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
A random woman passed me in the parking lot going into Kroger and said "I like your style." Excuse while I just walk around smiling all day now. Compliments from random men: Ew. No. Go away. Compliments from random women: OMG I HAVE BEEN BLESSED. HOLY SHIT MY LIFE JUST GOT 10X BETTER.
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a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .
ALT: a cartoon cat is covering its face with its hand while hearts fly around it .
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Is this the Furby Pope?
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Enjoy this OFMD advent calendar! My contribution is day 23❤️ archiveofourown.org/collections/...
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Michael P-ahhhhhh-l 😱🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 21/12/2024
it’s that time again
amazon reviews of a yankee candle:

Mary K
Verified Purchase
not very fragrant
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024
i was surprised for yankee candle that this wasnt that fragrant at all. i have bought cheaper candles, in this scent, that were so much more fragrant.

Guy
Verified Purchase
A candle with NO fragrance
Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2024
Normally, Yankee candles are very good. I said "normally". This was delivered to me today and I lit the candle tonight. Initially there wasn't ANY pleasant fragrance, so I just let it burn for another 30 minutes thinking that... "maybe it has to burn down to where an odor... See more
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I have heard the same 8 fucking Christmas songs at least 6 times today. I may yeet myself into traffic 🥴
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 13/12/2024
if you worked with Dropout this past year, check your email!
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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
and he is NOT going to be pleased with his point total
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Screenshot with the text "I feel like this holiday season, it's important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more"
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I forgot to take my ADHD meds today. When I do this after taking them for a bit, I truly wonder how I functioned in life before them 🙃🙃🙃
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Jess Schomberg @schomj.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Original post from Black to the Future, username @Adjective_J :
Listen no one is "vilifying" rich people. They ARE villains. If you run a billion dollar company, give yourself millions in dollars and benefits, but pay your individual workers less than a living wage and give them shitty insurance, what are you if not a villain?
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Isopod Fan Account @bedupolker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.
Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.
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Gleafer @gleafer.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
One last art post before I deep dive into some Patreon comics and pinup art tomfoolery! I AM NO DUDE. #destiel #spn #deanwinchester #castiel is a HUGE #LOTR fan #fanart for daaaayz
Dean Winchester explaining to Castiel he’s not attracted to “dudes” and Castiel correctly correcting him “I AM NO DUDE” and smooching commences. Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
At this point in life, I'll fight Zeus. Bring it on you fuckboi, lightning bolt bitch! In all seriousness, I've been saying this since I was a kid obsessed with the weather channel. I hate that this has basically come to fruition.
Open fortune cookie with the fortune laying across the cookie halves that reads "Extreme weather is going to get unimaginably worse and will never in your lifetime ever get better again".
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Conversation on something I'm watching: "Are chickens warm blooded?" "Their insides are warm so I think so..." I mean, they are correct in that they're warm blooded but that, uh, math isn't the same math I did to get to the same result......
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My friends who said Wicked wouldn't be good: "Wow it's getting good reviews and it actually looks good!" Me, this whole god damn time:
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a man in a suit sits in front of a sign that says i told you so
Alt: Stephen Combert in a suit sits in front of a sign that says "I told you so!". He points to the sign, points at himself then points to the camera mouthing those same words.
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 18/11/2024
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Emmy Kate @adhdchaosgoose.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To quote Arnold Cunningham, "Am I doing this right?"
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