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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Send Custodes wardens pictures, I want to see 'em completed! You can't just say that and leave with no minis shown, gimme my bananas! //Another reason why Custodes are the best 😎

Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Some...very interesting art of our glorious sisters in the Custodes. (Custodes gf by @dndosld73832)

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

( this is actually my alt lol. @warmasterhorus.bsky.social sky.social is just my alt for more personal stuff)

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Custodes! Arrest this man for impersonation!

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I see you. 🫵 (POV: Me when a famous artist notices me:)

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Sanguinala, loyal Imperium citizens!

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

He must really love the boss blueberry. ((this is hilarious, I love it.))

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Custodes @adeptusbananas.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Bonus: Horus would be the type to write "assume I am correct" under "assumptions and limitations" in a chemistry lab

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Sanguinius: Gets an 100. Politely thanks the teacher and tries to console Magnus after class. Horus put in no work, but Sangy still insists it was a team effort, much to everyone’s disbelief.

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Horus: Did 0 work, used Sanguinius’ data. Gets 95. Compliments the teacher for their “brilliant curriculum” to secure extra goodwill. Celebrates his 95 by throwing a party to celebrate his “team success.” Takes all the credit.

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Lorgar: 40. Did zero work. Submits a 16-page philosophical essay. Teacher fails him, and he sulks while quoting obscure alchemical texts. He posts his essay on an online forum for aspiring philosophers. Gets zero upvotes.

Angron: 0. In juvie after exploding the lab. Haven’t seen his grades yet. Corvus: 70. Completes the lab efficiently but forgets to label his samples. The teacher assigns partial marks.

Alpharius/Omegron: 100. Teacher gave up trying to distinguish if they just bullshitted their data. They secretly swap their actual grades with someone else’s and laugh about it. Konrad: 10. Only got 10 after exploding the lab because he threatened the teacher.

Fulgrim: 0. Draws himself crying dramatically and posts it on social media afterwards. Ferrus: 95. Didn’t even do the right procedure, but gets the experiment results. Earns extra points for building the school a new centrifuge.

Jaghatai Khan: Perfect lab, doesn’t bother to pick up his rubric, gets 95 anyways. Mortarion: Gets a 0 because he created chlorine gas. Blames the lab design for his failure. Starts a petition to ban “unsafe” lab assignments. No one signs it.

Dorn and Perturabo: 60 each. Neither completes the experiment, distracted by rebuilding the burette stand to outdo each other. Both submit scathing reviews of the lab setup and blame one another for the failure. They continue their argument about the burette stand in the hallway.

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Vulkan: 80. Excited as hell, spends extra time tinkering with the equipment because he finds it fun.

Guilliman: 50-page report the teacher doesn’t bother to read before giving a perfect 100. Lion: 85. Partial marks for doing the lab alone, despite refusing to cooperate.

Leman Russ: 90. Drinks the chemicals, gets rushed to the hospital, but somehow scores higher than Magnus because his lab write-up, dictated from his hospital bed, is oddly coherent. Claims it was from “first hand experience”. Brags about it while recovering in the hospital.

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Results for the Primarch Chemistry lab: Magnus: Creates a groundbreaking compound, but loses marks for not following the instructions. Sulks and writes a research paper on his discovery, which gets published in a scientific journal. Still has an 85 though.

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Sanguinius: Horus' lab partner, the only one doing any work. Executes the entire setup flawlessly, but lets Horus use his data despite putting in absolutely no effort. Ends up with a higher grade than Horus.

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Horus: Doesn't do any of the work, mooches off of his lab partner. Writes a flawless lab report despite putting in zero effort in the actual lab.

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Lorgar: Corvus' lab partner. Does zero work, having started writing the lab report before they even design their lab. Ends up submitting a 16-page essay on the philosophy of chemistry. Teacher fails him.

Corvus: Lorgar's lab partner. Works efficiently and quietly but forgets to label his samples. No one knows which experiment belongs to him by the end.

Angron: Curze's lab partner. Part of the aftermentioned explosion. Kicked out for trying to recreate the explosion. Neither of them complete the experiment.

Alpharius/Omegon: Each others' lab partners. Sets up two identical experiments but switches the data between them to confuse the teacher. Konrad Curze: Angron's lab partner. Mixes chemicals without reading the instructions. Causes a hazardous reaction. Banned from lab.