Alt: Gremlins from Gremlins 2 laughing in a movie theater

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Alt: Denise Richards’ character dragging a stuffed crucified Jesus across the stage from DROP DEAD GORGEOUS

Alt: A cartoon potato is lying down staring upward. Text around it reads "No thoughts. Only potato."

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