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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah nah. Notchoo. That's not how stuff works. That would be sillier and more needlessly cruel than how life actually is

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My roommate who likes to urge me to shave my beard. Same roomie who made wretching noises at the stache. She is a queen.

Me. Guy looking all kinds of hit w a horrible and temporary moustache.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the funniest thing about Peter Thiel is all the effort he spends trying to BE intellectual... to be the thing he hates and to look like he runs in realms he lacks the wits to navigate. He has everything (except respect for his intellect because he's a fucking moron, and he'll never get that...)

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

that tacticool slapping off a beer gut can't feel good

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

look at them lil' bitch pigs trying to run

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

abc7ny.com/story/off-du... we don't talk enough, as a people, how surviving being shot centermass/gut so often leads to a colostomy. And I can't think of a more deserving man. Enjoy that permanent shit bag, you big, tough, violent man.

abc7ny.com

72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: Police

Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The United States is fucking disgusting.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ohh eff kaidan. I leave that man to diiiiiiie.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

That's being entirely too kind, not fair. Overly generous read. Look at the words on the page.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Did not know 'Rick the Dick' Moranis was in that.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Maybe she's born with it? (Maybe it's Molly Beans). She's not mean. She is spicy. Ornery even. She is a queen.

Molly Beans. Black cat holding a curtain back w her slapping paw to glare, gorgeously, at the camera.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dearest Reader, it is world Octopus day and I am definitely not stuck on my current lo fi ficciones de sciencia. Nope. Nay. Still, I would be remiss if I didn't remind you of the Dolores trilogy about humanity, it's guardian, and first contact with Spoktopusses: writteninexile.com?page_id=2569

writteninexile.com

Dolores (1) - Welcome

Lightning strikes twice. It happens all the time. Big brick piles or lonely trees, power infrastructure, whatever is tall–or closest to tall–takes the hit. There is a tree on a…

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Took a half day. Now I'm uh get me and my roomie the good soup that beats the shit out of cold viruses.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just read your child a book, you piece of techbro trash.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I hope I'm not the first to tell you, but there a lot of incredibly dumb mother fuckers who have passed through Yale (and other such institutions). That man is dumber than a fuckin bag of hammers.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

That man fuck sofas, couches, and chaise lounge. He fornicates with divans and despoils papasans. Lil smoky eyes bitch.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I get all precious about shit that I write that I actually like and then it does take some time to remove my head from my ass and to remember I write bedtime stories, so I should just write the fucker. Reader, I am slower these days, but Rogue Planet is coming. Chapter 2 in process.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Day 1 of talking union shit at work (until they fire me or we organize one). Went well enough.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

These motherfuckers need Union Jesus.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

bosephusstickeronhis442hedlightemupjustforfuuuuun mhmm

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm just gonna talk that good union shit in this shop every motherfuckin day. Free association. You need a union. If you are anti union? Shut the fuck up, bootlicker.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

*President Amphetamines* "Fuck San Diego, who gives a fuck. Take it." *Peon* "That's a pretty important naval anchorage...." *President Amphetamines* *Shits self loudly*

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Is trying to write his stupid little science ficciones.

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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This made me laugh

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Eating breakfast foods and being absolutely terrible at Mahjong

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Accelerationism, in all its forms, is for idiots and racist garbage. Be better. Read better.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So like, it's ok to feel doomed. I guess if you wanna be a doomer, that's your choice. It's not ok to succumb to nihilism in a world where children still exist and people still make people. The "obligation to endure" applies to we the living as well as the future. Reciprocity. Relationship.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

There are no "burdensome" regulation. Rules of the road that say I get to know my bread is more than sawdust, that say workers get a safe shop? They are sacred. People who bitch about regs are fittin to kill workers and are always the enemy. Regulations are awesome. Get fucked if you don't like them

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today I will be free from a debt to a slumlord piece of shit that should have drowned me. This is cause for celebration.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hi. I think if I could afford actual access to medical care I would want the people who make medical devices (not just the white collars) to be paid enough to live. I make medical devices (I'm real good at what I do too, as are my comrades).

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If a fascist demands civility? Bite them.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shit is dumb. AI slip is just trash.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy spookie season and also fuck these horrors that insist on persisting. The horrors need to stop.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The more I consider this mighty tail, the more do I deplore my inability to express it.

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Because warriors w whiskey dick are clearly welcome

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I saw an Animaniacs poster on your wall I would have insisted on being your friend (even after the restraining order).

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hi, I have a question. Who was the Cornell employee with the authority to make this decision: "write me an essay of contrition." Former writing teacher asking for a few million friends.

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