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Adam S. Twitchell

@adamstwitchell.bsky.social
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Worker. Writer. Former teacher. Solders well. Socialist, but the joyful kind. Trans rights are human rights, and reproductive rights are essential. Michigan. Low-fi Sci-fi. Episodically Odd and free to read from the End of Time: www.writteninexile.com

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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My roommate who likes to urge me to shave my beard. Same roomie who made wretching noises at the stache. She is a queen.
Me. Guy looking all kinds of hit w a horrible and temporary moustache.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
look at them lil' bitch pigs trying to run
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
abc7ny.com/story/off-du... we don't talk enough, as a people, how surviving being shot centermass/gut so often leads to a colostomy. And I can't think of a more deserving man. Enjoy that permanent shit bag, you big, tough, violent man.
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72-year-old man shoots off-duty ICE agent found asleep on Fresno lawn, agent arrested: Police
Authorities say a woman found the ICE agent sleeping on her front lawn.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The United States is fucking disgusting.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dearest Reader, it is world Octopus day and I am definitely not stuck on my current lo fi ficciones de sciencia. Nope. Nay. Still, I would be remiss if I didn't remind you of the Dolores trilogy about humanity, it's guardian, and first contact with Spoktopusses: writteninexile.com?page_id=2569
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Dolores (1) - Welcome
Lightning strikes twice. It happens all the time. Big brick piles or lonely trees, power infrastructure, whatever is tall–or closest to tall–takes the hit. There is a tree on a…
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Took a half day. Now I'm uh get me and my roomie the good soup that beats the shit out of cold viruses.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just read your child a book, you piece of techbro trash.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I get all precious about shit that I write that I actually like and then it does take some time to remove my head from my ass and to remember I write bedtime stories, so I should just write the fucker. Reader, I am slower these days, but Rogue Planet is coming. Chapter 2 in process.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Day 1 of talking union shit at work (until they fire me or we organize one). Went well enough.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
These motherfuckers need Union Jesus.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna talk that good union shit in this shop every motherfuckin day. Free association. You need a union. If you are anti union? Shut the fuck up, bootlicker.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.jezebel.com/sports-media... Wishing Mr. Watson a very Joe Thiesmann season.
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Sports Media Is Rehabbing the Worst Sexual Misconduct Case in NFL History
The media loves talking about Deshaun Watson overcoming "adversity," but refuses to say what that "adversity" is.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*President Amphetamines* "Fuck San Diego, who gives a fuck. Take it." *Peon* "That's a pretty important naval anchorage...." *President Amphetamines* *Shits self loudly*
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is trying to write his stupid little science ficciones.
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Joe Brian 🇺🇦 will win @mrjoebrian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This made me laugh
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me and skynet.
Me looking horrified in front of one of them robot dog abominations. First time I met the thing I'm gonna have to fight for clean water Boston Dynamics devil robot
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eating breakfast foods and being absolutely terrible at Mahjong
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accelerationism, in all its forms, is for idiots and racist garbage. Be better. Read better.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So like, it's ok to feel doomed. I guess if you wanna be a doomer, that's your choice. It's not ok to succumb to nihilism in a world where children still exist and people still make people. The "obligation to endure" applies to we the living as well as the future. Reciprocity. Relationship.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are no "burdensome" regulation. Rules of the road that say I get to know my bread is more than sawdust, that say workers get a safe shop? They are sacred. People who bitch about regs are fittin to kill workers and are always the enemy. Regulations are awesome. Get fucked if you don't like them
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I will be free from a debt to a slumlord piece of shit that should have drowned me. This is cause for celebration.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi. I think if I could afford actual access to medical care I would want the people who make medical devices (not just the white collars) to be paid enough to live. I make medical devices (I'm real good at what I do too, as are my comrades).
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If a fascist demands civility? Bite them.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy spookie season and also fuck these horrors that insist on persisting. The horrors need to stop.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The more I consider this mighty tail, the more do I deplore my inability to express it.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This. Read this.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It me
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hi, I have a question. Who was the Cornell employee with the authority to make this decision: "write me an essay of contrition." Former writing teacher asking for a few million friends.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if my employer has a 'dead peasant policy' on the hourlies here.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
AI is garbage, folks.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
waste a whole weekend not writing OR job hunting. Mine to waste though.
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
64 years ago, on the 27th of September 1962, Rachel Carson's book Silent Spring was published. It handled the environmental harm caused by the pesticide DDT and the disinformation spread by the chemical industry. Carson managed to sway public opinion and even policy. #otd #history 🗃️
Rachel Carson photo credit: Science History Images / Alamy
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
damn son, i can't quick chat in rocket league for 6 days for saying "free palestine" nothing else. no criticism no cursing nothing but "Free Palestine"
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Ana Galináceo Autômato Ecologicamente Sustentável @azaftazarden.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I saw this meme yesterday on a completely different topic, but I think it still applies
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Palestine will be free. The whole human tapestry gets to live because god (place holder (luck or providence)) made the whole tapestry. Full stop. To do the work of making a people killable is to do evil.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Illiterate sociopath who gives Jack off ted talks and reads Harry Potter and the dumbfuck death cult.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Using AI to find out if something is AI is like asking the cops to investigate themselves
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Context is for queens and kings (and meat popsicles). And when you play that dirty ass game of finding someone to hate on and feel superior (because you are miserable fuck (rather than seeking to improve yourself, your community, or the lives of those around you)), you'll find somebody to hate.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Genocide is always evil. It's always wrong to murder people en masse, as is the word war to make a people killable. You carry water for genocide? You go to hell (at least if any of the other shit you claim to believe is true). Have a nice day.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My electrochemical meatball is vastly superior to any Clanker (and always will be). So is yours. You gotta believe.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here stands Ozymandius, king of kings, look upon Sam Altman's ketamine orgy and despair
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day!
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Didn't get writing done. Did see to the wrangling of a racoon in distress
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026
"With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, address your rapidly declining mental, emotional, and physical health, repair all relationships with the loved ones you’ve neglected, and progress through any other stages of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs." buff.ly/k2hhGaM
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We, Your Gracious Meeting Overlords, Are Giving Fifteen Minutes of Your Time Back to You
“With this bountiful amount of time, we hope you choose to hydrate, eat, catch up on sleep, stand up for the first time in four hours, address your rapidly d...
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got PTO. I'm here to do my job well and right. If shennanigans go down? I will burn PTO and come back when people want to act like people. Men. Not jackals.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI in the realm of creativity is a fucking abomination. Your taste will atrophy. That's the aesthetic threat. Your capacity to see what is beautiful withers and dies. AI illiterates are fine with this because they were never gonna create anything anyway. Eichman's w no inner light.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I make medical devices. Class 3 electronics. And I don't get paid enough to live. I have fiber optic glass in my finger tips. I get covered in industrial adhesives, but apparently I ain't worth a living wage. So I am always one shitty day from walking the fuck off my shitty job.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 20/09/2026
"Unions might be a good idea at other workplaces, but it just so happens that they’re actually not a good idea at this workplace—where, coincidentally, I just so happen to own a substantial share of the company’s equity." buff.ly/xIVz3wT
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I Support Unions, but They’re Just Not the Right Fit for the Company I Happen to Own
“Unions might be a good idea at other workplaces, but it just so happens that they’re actually not a good idea at this workplace—where, coincidentally, I jus...
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's a work day and a writing week. They are all writing weeks. We in Exile are very tired.
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Adam S. Twitchell @adamstwitchell.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is AI in a nutshell: it can't say 'no.' Think about why the richest, dimmest, and most depraved on Earth want that so urgently
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