Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 26/09/2026CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. -FBI wiretap of my house 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 04/09/2026Smugness is the new knowing what the fuck you're talking about 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 03/09/2026No one does as much as someone who doesn't know what he's doing 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 26/08/2026Ten years ago when Time Traveler Adam materialized in front of me and declared, "Spider-Man will be the Luigi of 2026," I thought he was talking about something completely different. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/08/2026It's incredible to me that there are adults walking around out here knowing that it is going to work out, but I think there are. Clearly, we did not grow up in the same house. But I will get there. 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/08/2026When I look back on my past, my overwhelming thought is this: I wish I had known that it would work out. And so I am trying to have that feeling now, about my present. 110
Reposted by Adam SmyerMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong 81888415
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 13/08/2026If you were once a tiny baby that I held in one arm like a drooly little bag of groceries, and you are now a whole-ass adult, that is a hate crime. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 24/07/2026If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Also, apparently, if it is broke, don't fix it. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 23/07/2026In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man loses his fucking mind. 001
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 21/05/2026Nostalgic for the days when I innocently believed that everyone acted out of self-interest 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 20/05/2026Back in the '90s there was a club in the Haight that I loved. It was a sacred hole in the wall devoted to music and dancing. Eventually the idiots found it and slowly ruined it. Inevitably someone got shot. The club didn't close down but it was basically over. Anyway, that's the whole world now. 021
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 14/05/2026We do (1) Mouse Rat songs in the style of Rod Stewart, and (2) Rod Stewart songs in the style of Mouse Rat. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 03/05/2026For me the most amazing thing about everything that's going on right now is that we will never know the half of it. 110
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 25/04/2026Me: Well good morning Mr. Birb! Blue Jay Outside My Window: Get tha FUCK outta here!!! Me: And how are you today you little baby? Blue Jay Outside My Window: Not playing with you **** I WILL FUCK YOU UP 040
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 25/03/2026I mean, replacing all the potted plants with automated potted plants is a hell of a fix. 020
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 25/03/2026Maybe the reason I am not impressed by LLMs is that I am already surrounded by people who try to anticipate the words that you are expecting and then say those. 120
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/03/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSEO...youtube.comHear from Afroman after the verdict in his civil trialYouTube video by WCPO 9 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/03/2026www.cbsnews.com/news/afroman...cbsnews.comRapper Afroman wins lawsuit against Ohio police over mocking their raid of his home: "It's for Americans"Afroman spoke to CBS News after he won the case, which tested the limits of parody and the license artists can take in social commentary directed at public figures. 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/03/2026www.instagram.com/p/DWCzAG4iRV...instagram.comogafroman on Instagram: "WE DID IT AMERICA 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 LAND THAT I LOVE !!!FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! View all 10,951 comments"WE DID IT AMERICA 🇺🇸 GOD BLESS AMERICA 🇺🇸 LAND THAT I LOVE !!!FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! View all 10,951 comments 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/03/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=opon...youtube.comAfroman - Will You Help Me Repair My Door (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)YouTube video by ogafroman 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/03/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xxK...youtube.comAfroman - Lemon Pound Cake (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)YouTube video by ogafroman 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 21/02/2026Growing up watching sci-fi, I never liked that character who was racist against robots. And now I am him. 110
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 08/02/2026My obsession with Yukutsk enters its fifth year with no sign of abating www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-WG...youtube.com24 Hours in the Coldest City on Earth Yakutsk –64°C (−83°F)YouTube video by Kiun B 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 04/02/2026"Lemon Kimmel" sounds like a dessert my aunt used to make in the summer. 020
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 04/02/2026"Lemon on Kimmel" sounds like a little village north of London. 130
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/01/2026When you pull back the shower curtain, are you fully expecting to see the killer standing motionless six inches in front of you, butcher knife held high? You're not? Me neither. I was just testing you. 021
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 18/01/2026OLD HEAD SHIT THAT I DO -- I paste the actual gif into the chat, not just a link -- The sight of a car plugged into the wall is hilarious -- I'll never stop calling him Prince Charles 130
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 14/01/2026When I am elected, birth records will include the song you were probably conceived to 030
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 06/01/2026Watching those cops turn tail and haul ass back up the stairs was a revelation. It had never even remotely occurred to me that cops moved in that direction. Mind blown. Forever changed. The only thing I can liken it to is watching the second plane hit. 020
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 29/12/2025My least favorite type of song is when they are complaining about the price of fame and the song is on their first album 2193
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/12/2025#Oakland www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmVR...youtube.comSinners FYC | Ryan Coogler interview (moderated by Ben Stiller)YouTube video by Nolan Archives 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/12/2025HA HA HA I can't taste my food ha ha" ~my coworkers #collaboration 171
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/12/2025Despite my justifiable cynicism, I still woke up this morning like, "Boy! What day is this?" I guess we take our satisfaction where we can. #EpsteinFiles 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 13/12/2025#mood #always www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQ2...youtube.com90's Hip-Hop | Golden Era Classics + Rarities | DJ Afrosia |YouTube video by DJ Afrosia 000
Reposted by Adam SmyerMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025No disrespect to Quentin Tarantino but 50 Cent is the greatest hater of all time. 3231
Reposted by Adam SmyerMoon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Kamala wanted to help y’all buy your first house but you didn’t like her laugh 1218340