Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 26/09/2026CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. CAT: Meow. SUBJECT: You're cute. -FBI wiretap of my house 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 04/09/2026Smugness is the new knowing what the fuck you're talking about 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 03/09/2026No one does as much as someone who doesn't know what he's doing 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 26/08/2026Ten years ago when Time Traveler Adam materialized in front of me and declared, "Spider-Man will be the Luigi of 2026," I thought he was talking about something completely different. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/08/2026When I look back on my past, my overwhelming thought is this: I wish I had known that it would work out. And so I am trying to have that feeling now, about my present. 110
Reposted by Adam SmyerMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This Is Just To Say I told you so about that thing you disagreed with me about of which irrefutable proof has now emerged Forgive me it is too delicious too sweet not to remind you that you were wrong 81888415
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 13/08/2026If you were once a tiny baby that I held in one arm like a drooly little bag of groceries, and you are now a whole-ass adult, that is a hate crime. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 24/07/2026If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Also, apparently, if it is broke, don't fix it. 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 23/07/2026In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man loses his fucking mind. 001
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 21/05/2026Nostalgic for the days when I innocently believed that everyone acted out of self-interest 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 20/05/2026Back in the '90s there was a club in the Haight that I loved. It was a sacred hole in the wall devoted to music and dancing. Eventually the idiots found it and slowly ruined it. Inevitably someone got shot. The club didn't close down but it was basically over. Anyway, that's the whole world now. 021
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 03/05/2026For me the most amazing thing about everything that's going on right now is that we will never know the half of it. 110
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 25/04/2026Me: Well good morning Mr. Birb! Blue Jay Outside My Window: Get tha FUCK outta here!!! Me: And how are you today you little baby? Blue Jay Outside My Window: Not playing with you **** I WILL FUCK YOU UP 040
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 25/03/2026Maybe the reason I am not impressed by LLMs is that I am already surrounded by people who try to anticipate the words that you are expecting and then say those. 120
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 21/02/2026Growing up watching sci-fi, I never liked that character who was racist against robots. And now I am him. 110
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 08/02/2026My obsession with Yukutsk enters its fifth year with no sign of abating www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-WG...youtube.com24 Hours in the Coldest City on Earth Yakutsk –64°C (−83°F)YouTube video by Kiun B 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 04/02/2026"Lemon on Kimmel" sounds like a little village north of London. 130
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/01/2026When you pull back the shower curtain, are you fully expecting to see the killer standing motionless six inches in front of you, butcher knife held high? You're not? Me neither. I was just testing you. 021
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 18/01/2026OLD HEAD SHIT THAT I DO -- I paste the actual gif into the chat, not just a link -- The sight of a car plugged into the wall is hilarious -- I'll never stop calling him Prince Charles 130
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 14/01/2026When I am elected, birth records will include the song you were probably conceived to 030
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 06/01/2026Watching those cops turn tail and haul ass back up the stairs was a revelation. It had never even remotely occurred to me that cops moved in that direction. Mind blown. Forever changed. The only thing I can liken it to is watching the second plane hit. 020
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 29/12/2025My least favorite type of song is when they are complaining about the price of fame and the song is on their first album 2193
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 22/12/2025#Oakland www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmVR...youtube.comSinners FYC | Ryan Coogler interview (moderated by Ben Stiller)YouTube video by Nolan Archives 000
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/12/2025HA HA HA I can't taste my food ha ha" ~my coworkers #collaboration 171
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 19/12/2025Despite my justifiable cynicism, I still woke up this morning like, "Boy! What day is this?" I guess we take our satisfaction where we can. #EpsteinFiles 010
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 13/12/2025#mood #always www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEQ2...youtube.com90's Hip-Hop | Golden Era Classics + Rarities | DJ Afrosia |YouTube video by DJ Afrosia 000
Reposted by Adam SmyerMat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social · 07/12/2025No disrespect to Quentin Tarantino but 50 Cent is the greatest hater of all time. 3231
Reposted by Adam SmyerMoon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Kamala wanted to help y’all buy your first house but you didn’t like her laugh 1218340
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 07/12/2025PRO TIP: In documentaries when they tell you the exact date it's never good. So if you are at a party or something and someone yells out the exact date, get the hell out of there. 030
Reposted by Adam SmyerJohn Pearce @johnpearce650.bsky.social · 02/12/2025By replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you have left in your life. 1358
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 02/12/2025Clearly the mediocre have shamelessly banded together to keep what they know they could never earn. My question is, since when? Forever? 030
Reposted by Adam Smyerandré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 28/11/2025nerds did a study on why kissing is good lmao 1146371
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 27/11/2025Last night I dreamt I went out and all over the place folks were standing in the street eating paint. Blue house paint right out of the can with their fingers. One of them saw me staring and said to me, "Everybody eats paint now. It's great." 130
Reposted by Adam SmyerCrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 22/11/2025It's that time of year 460941493
Reposted by Adam Smyerremythequill @remythequill.com · 23/11/2025"...nostalgia is the middle groundbetween knowing that what once was will never be again and the hope for what could—not should—be." What Once Was: remythequill.com/what-once-was/ My latest piece on wandering, windows, and nostalgia, with recomms for things to read, watch, listen to & play. 021
Reposted by Adam SmyerThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 20/11/2025A pilot died hours after contracting an illness that looked like food poisoning. It was actually an increasingly common allergy to red meat triggered by a tick bite, doctors said in a new study — the first death of its kind associated with the condition.nyti.msAfter a Mysterious Death, a Family’s Quest for Answers Leads to a TickA JetBlue pilot’s illness looked like food poisoning, but it was actually an increasingly common tick-borne meat allergy that can be fatal. 77340
Adam Smyer @adamsmyer.com · 12/11/2025There are many great bands and many brilliant musicians. But none are objectively better than the Ohio Players. #oldhead #fightme #jiveturkey 010
Reposted by Adam SmyerBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 06/11/2025If you don’t understand a post, sure, you can respond with “Huh? What?,” or you can simply hold your tongue and let it go and move on with the absolute certainty that there’ll be, within seconds, another post that you also don’t understand. 2955336