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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 13h

Why should any military action ever be directly tied to election results?

Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I actually don’t think he realizes that. I think he gets edited / selected photos that make it look sold out with lines around the block

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

His whole getting rid of artificial colors and chemicals in our food was literally the ONLY good thing this guy was doing, someone must’ve let him know that might actually help people so naturally they reversed course promptly

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Also we spent all the healthcare money on a beautiful ballroom with a bunker beneath it that you’ll never be allowed to enter

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I mean there are no consequences, so why not? He’d be a hero with his cult

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It should be a really nice one though, with some chocolates.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I know everything seems like a big deal but this seems like a BIG DEAL

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Trump: "Iran could bomb LA or SD, but who cares? Those places are full of gross, inhuman libs!" Media/Trumpers: "Hey, that's not what he said at all!" Trump: "Yes that is exactly what I meant, here are some additional supporting details just in case there was any confusion"

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I won't let myself get excited. But if IT happens on Halloween...I'm already a Halloween person but it would instantly become my favorite holiday and it isn't close.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wait, hold on, HE BROKE A PROMISE?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This is what happens when there's nobody around to say "No" or "Don't" or "Please stop"

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Why is his lawyer commenting here anyway?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What work? They're basically one of 3 movie studios now, so there's no real competition. He already has more money than pretty much everyone in the US put together. If this whole thing blows up it has literally no impact on his life.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Can we talk about this firing squad being livestreamed? On...what platform? Trump.Gov? Will there be ads? Will it be State Sponsored Murder, proudly brought to you with limited commercial interruption by Buffalo Wild Wings and X the Everything App?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I really think after they kept going after the Access Hollywood tape and won, they decided, "Huh, so there's no such thing as shame and decency anymore, guess we can just play as dirty as possible everywhere and ignore whatever rules/laws we want". And Ds said "B-b-b the norms! The decency!"

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Probably the same committee minus the "God Bless the USA" guy

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Probably very obviously, like by handing him a paper bag with dollar signs on it that says BRIBE on it

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Don't, um, respected well-connected journalists work at ABC news? Maybe they could be like, doing and saying something about this right now?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

HOW MANY WARS COULD SHE POSSIBLY HAVE ENDED? 7???

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think we'll see multiple Truths on this very topic today, very exciting stuff /s

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My, how interesting. Perhaps we should ask every single R if they support this random pastor nobody who isn’t insanely online has ever heard of! Isn’t that how the media works now?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ok but how many wars has she stopped?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Polis: “She deserves a pardon. Let’s all forgive and forget and be friends and countrymen!” Peters: “LOL thx lib, back to working to overthrow the law for my god emperor”

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s totally on the list right below “citizens get free money now and only work 3 days a week”, which is also absolutely going to happen, maybe in two weeks

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What would they all be signing? I hope it's a lease for Trump Tower.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He'll be passed out drunk 30 seconds after that

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Which gunman hits him with the first shot? You can bet on it!

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

90% chance ignore, 10% chance "Trump raises concerns about diets of MN Haitians"

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well yeah, because they actually care about AI.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Kid Rock will kick it off with an exclusive performance of BOTH of his big hits.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dress only available for viewing Tuesday through Sunday.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

nice passive voice - the people were misled. Misled by who, exactly? Facts? Reality?

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Homer Simpson meme one of the most irresponsible things SO FAR but it's only going to keep getting worse. It's going to get so much worse.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And the last minute plan is to offer $5k checks you know they'll never send and a FANTASTIC health care plan, coming in 2 weeks

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

But only if they have Paramount plus

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This war with Iran? You know who.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Look, folks, this really goes back to the Harding administration, who did a TERRIBLE JOB!”

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't see any actual daylight between the actual person and the Colin Jost SNL impression.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

More like an AI slop "portrait" of himself as a superhero lol but yes exactly, fingers crossed

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Emperor names Darth Vader employee of the month

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

He’ll also legally change his name to Tim Apple

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I didn't choose anything! You choose anything?!

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

100 and for me the worst part is that the best in our society didn't even really try that hard to stop him. They issued some disappointed tweets.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This rally is so poorly attended they're having it in the Alamo's basement.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I can't believe I'm on the side of Iran here - yes, please, please expose our sham weak terrible leader most of us hate, drop all the blackmail you've got please.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Oh right like when he said "I'm banning them because I do not like their coverage of me", that was probably not the smartest thing to say while this is pending, huh.

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Adam Lerner @adamlerner28.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ha, "just in case", right? That would be so painful.

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