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Hander of the sass, giver of the business.

@adamenamedamy.bsky.social
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. No longer the worst person named Amy. I'm sassy, brassy, and kick-you-in-your-assy. Catch me on Twitch at www.twitch.tv/adamenamedamy. Or don't, whatever, I'm not your mother (yet).

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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 15m
So if I understand this correctly, it kinda went like this? Judge: And so- Sister: Before you continue, judge, here is some shit I made up. Defendant's Lawyers: Judge, we request that you strike the shit she just made up. Defendant:
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Sohee Riize Slow Head Turn Meme
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 10h
RE: Badger badger badger badger badger badger Didn't the snake flick its tongue out as it slid by at the end? I swear it did!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another shot at a job interview in four hours.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either: the ten seconds of a movie I never ID'd, showing a guy sitting down shaking like he was being electricuted before cutting to a guy bleeding out every hole in his face as his skin melts. Or: the transformation sequence from the first Guyver movie that I saw on the PPV/channel guide channel.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Jets are really ruining whatever comeback trying for for themselves. In fact, the refs have been favoring both my teams today. Commanders had like, eight penalties to Colts two. Wild day for them both!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Streamed for seven hours and am SO CLOSE to the ending of FFXIV A Realm Reborn's vanilla missions, but unfortunately it was a struggle to keep my voice from going out that made me tap out for the day. I'll be streaming the TRUE finale tomorrow night after the 4:15 NFL games!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FFXIV: A Realm Reborn vanilla MSQ finale today?
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FFXIV: A Realm Reborn vanilla MSQ finale today?
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cheers Pirate
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I usually deal with unsettling dreams but lately my dreams have been lighter and more fun. Last night's dream involved an antagonizer telling an old friend of mine that she was too cool to be my friend, so she stood next to me and gave me a hug and was like, "stfu me and Amy will always be friends".
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't mind watching a Madden streamer but their chatters are sludge. I know neither he nor his wife care but when she's on screen and chat says things like "she wants that dihhhh" or "she wants him to hop off and hop on something else 😏"... ...quit being so fucking weird about another guy's wife.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late, tired, bored, so how about a "A Letter That Music You Like Starts With"? A - AC/DC B - The Beatles, Beck, Bruno Sanfilipo C - Collective Soul D - Dave Matthews Band, David Bowie, Duran Duran E - Echo & The Bunnymen, Electric Light Orchestra F - Faith No More, Five Iron Frenzy, Foo Fighters
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's something oddly low-fidelity about The 7th Saga, that makes it an ideal game to play when I turn the thermostat down to 65, put on some socks, a sweater, cover myself with a big blanket, and eat popcorn and drink warm cider, or cookies and hot chocolate, while playing it on a CRT.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If pro wrestling is meant to get you through the hard times, this show was a 10/10. #AEW #Dynamite
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's like he's looking down on them both in disgust 😆😭
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm doing better this morning. Last night was pretty exhausting. Many things have been exhausting lately but I'm loved, I have many friends, and I have things I love doing that other people get a kick out of. I have been given many reasons to believe I'm a good person. It's going to get better.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm having an existential crisis of a night over Pac's death. He was my age, and he had so much more left to give. WE have so much more left to give. We can't take that for granted, and we can't take each other for granted. Find what you love, and do it, because everything else is background noise.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please, no 😭
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All Elite Wrestling Announces Passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac
All Elite Wrestling is saddened to announce the passing of Benjamin Satterley, aka Pac.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Colts probably didn't deserve that win with all that nonsense but Stroud is stopped again and the Texans remain winless and we finally get a W after three weeks and everyone hating on those uniforms can eat my ass.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jones, who are you throwing to? WHO? You better hope Traphouse Sports doesn't cover this game cause that will absolutely get the TO THE DEFENSE treatment :| #NFL #HOUvsIND
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love everything about this clip, but mama Ciampa nodding the permission for daughter Ciampa to give Okada the doubles is the standout, especially. XD
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Calling the Texan down before the fumble and then handing Stroud a questionable first down without even measuring? Just GIVE them the touchdown. 🙄 #NFL #HOUvsIND
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Tokyoscarab, professional miracle worker™ 🙏📿⚡ @tokyoscarab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is Andy Reid's new offensive scheme for this NFL 2026 season. Give the ball to K9!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Testing Castlevania: Harmony of Despair!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We REALLY need to start winding down any kind of discourse that the Tag and Trios titles aren't important. That might be true in the shithouse that is "sports entertainment" but AEW makes it look competitive and actually puts thought into it, and the wrestlers actually put talent into it. #AEWALLOUT
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In the online pick'em group I'm a part of, I chose Fletch and Knight over Darby and El Hijo de Sting because I think Sting Jr. is too green to put so close to a belt so soon. I didn't want to win or be right in the way I did and was, though... #AEW #AllOut
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finalized my 16:9 widescreen layout for Final Fantasy XIV and other modern games when we do multiplayer stuff! :D
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TIME TO ANNOUNCE IT, BABY! Amypelago III: This Time, It's Pelagersonal! Amy and friends doing an Archipelago, October 16th-18th! Come on by and watch the adventures!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
More Final Fantasy XIV MSQ running! My Bard is Level 42 and getting ready to take on Level 42 quests! Since the main quests end at level 50, I suppose you could say I'm... "almost there"! (ONE person who knows me is going to understand this joke.) Final Fantasy XIV Online base MSQ run!
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It's a-me, Amy, and I am a Retro Cheevo Chaser! With RetroAchievements I can combine old-school fun with the modern endorphin rush of popping achievements! So sit back, relax, don't be afraid to cry! ...
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"PROTECT THE KIDS!" so we can make money on the side letting sportsbetting companies prey on adults! Fuck you, @discord.com
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The trouble with being a Twitch streamer is I like to watch other people streaming and I forget that I said I would be streaming today.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oooooookay, I'm not seeing anymore 80 degree days here in northern Indiana for the next two weeks, but I AM seeing lows in the 50s and even 40s. Looks like today is the day to pop out that window AC and flip the switch on that heater.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She's streaming? Surely, you jest! No! No japes found here, fellows! Just an Amy trying to get through the MSQ of the opening Final Fantasy XIV questline! Final Fantasy XIV Online base MSQ run!
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It's a-me, Amy, and I am a Retro Cheevo Chaser! With RetroAchievements I can combine old-school fun with the modern endorphin rush of popping achievements! So sit back, relax, don't be afraid to cry! ...
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Green Man Spandex Dance Performance
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I bought those new Cheetos "Flavor of Fear" puffs and yeah, I simply saw Cheetos and said "GIMME", bought it and tried one. I wasn't expecting their butter/sugar/cinnamon flavor, but this one had a nice kick to it that lingers for a while. For tolerance scale, my capsaicin ceiling is a habanero.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will maintain that I did NOT overreact last night because everyone had every reason to believe Caleb's season was over. With this news, I'll continue watching and waiting for him to return with a sigh of relief. And maybe the Colts won't be so bad when it turned out they held KC to three points.
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Bears QB Caleb Williams reportedly avoids serious hamstring injury, could play Week 3 but 'will likely miss some time'
Williams suffered what appeared to be a serious injury on a fourth-quarter scramble during the Bears' Week 2 loss to the Vikings.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminds me of that woman who made those Manic Pixie Nightmare Girl comics. She started a new series where one of the characters admitted to stealing art supplies which was allegedly autobiographical and all the numberchan chucklefucks wanted to ruin her career cause they have morals all of a sudden.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't often draw comics, mostly because my art is terrible, but the brainless chuds of Twitch have inspired me. Seriously, these people are dumb as hell, acting shocked like Twitch TOS is a thing all of a sudden.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Drop a dope-ass rap album." -Gabe Newell, 2026
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I'm done watching NFL for the year. Bears are now cooked without Caleb, Indy is waist deep in a slump. I can't do this anymore. I cannot. I've got better ways to waste 12 hours on a Sunday.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Making SNES classics available again? Who owns "Produce!"? I need a 7th Saga/Brain Lord/Mystic Ark collection urgently!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's fun watching my Hoosiers this year but a Western Kentucky guy is down hard :( been immobile on the ground for several minutes and a neck brace applied to him.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'Uh, Amy, it's been said that eating ramen noodles uncooked with the flavor sprinkled on top is a sign of significant depression." It's a sign of significant poverty, asshat. It's called a struggle snack, get with the times.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Using Discord overlay on YOUR PC games!? DON'T DO WHAT AMY DON'T DOES! TURN OFF THAT DISCORD OVERLAY CRAP FOREVER!
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, my God, I think I finally figured it out. Practically ever since I started playing FF14 again, my computer blips off. I've assessed hardware issues, turned down graphics options, NOTHING was working until this morning, it blipped off as soon as I loaded the game, then it hit me... (READ MORE :D)
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Man's out here looking as responsive and fit for office as my grunkle was after his stroke. Next vote needs to be to expel him from office because that man's brain is pudding. Which is probably all he's allowed to eat now. THAT'S why they said "no video", which is unconstitutional, bee tee dubs.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Damn, Discord down, but not nearly long enough for me to theorize that hackers have had enough of their age verification crap before it came back up for me.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Notre Dame fans all over the Internet puffing their chests and strutting and preening over dominating yet another cupcake team. Then they'll be shocked when they get clowned in the playoffs and find out the hard way - AGAIN - that you don't sharpen iron with frosting.
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Hander of the sass, giver of the business. @adamenamedamy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm about to cast a spell to kill every cricket within 50 feet of my house.
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