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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Might be some useful ones in the comments to this thread…

Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thanks! It might be a fleeting visit as still very hectic (far too much so for my liking) with real-world stuff (but I'll be back to regular posting of poppycock at some stage)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

It didn't sound like you were nagging in the slightest (was just writing out my posting intentions as a general update). The real world stuff has mostly all been good stuff (writing, planning move back to Australia) but I'll still be glad when the hecticness calms down alright!

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got moles, but I’m not a molester.

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got croup, but I’m not a croupier

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got a pun about a Brazilian racing car driver but I'm not Ayr Town Centre

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thank you - it's actually mostly been good real-world stuff (writing projects and arranging moves to Australia and whatnot)

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Peadar Ó Guilín @thecallya.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got feet, but I never feature...

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Everything went a bit hectic with writing plus arranging a move to Australia but I'll hopefully be posting a bit more (if not as prolifically as before) over the next few months

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thanks! Today is my first day back on here for a while (just been occupied with real-world stuff mostly)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got knees, but I'm not an anaesthetist

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thank you, Andrew - real life took over a bit (and still taking up most of my valuable posting-nonsense-time) but hope to be back more regularly sometime fairly soon

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I'll try to post every now and then but still a bit slammed with writing and arranging move back to Australia (flying out week after next and will be there for around six months)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

If all lyrics were as profound as lyrics by The Killers (and The Killers were into geography)… 1. I got Seoul, but I’m not a Seouldier 2. I got stones, but I’m not Estonia 3. I got goals, but I’m not Angola 4. I got choice, but I’m not AndOrra 5. I got a mam, but I’m not Mamungkukumpurangkuntjunya

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I got hooves, but I’m not a hoover

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I've been offline for a few months but I had to return to post that important list about The Killers because “All These Things That I’ve Done” was released on this day in 2004 (22 years ago!)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

A list of lyrics if all lyrics were as profound as “I got soul, but I'm not a soldier” by The Killers... 1. I got hips, but I’m not a hipster 2. I got plums, but I’m not a plumber 3. I got toes, but I’m not a toaster 4. I got badge, but I’m not a badger 5. I got meow, but I'm not a homeowner

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

That was good timing as I just logged back in for the first time in over three months. I'm still a bit inundated with real-world stuff at the moment but will try to post a bit again over the next few months

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

I’d just like to let you all know that I’ll be taking a break from mental health to focus on my social media

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I did try this is a compromise once (on the old place) and you are exactly right that all it did was enrage people further

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Before the Jaffa-Cakes-are-cakes-actually crowd start arriving with their flimsy "but but the VAT case" or "the clue is in the name" or the sham soggy/hard science arguments let me just say that Jaffa Cakes will always be biscuits to me and it's not even worth trying to move me on this.

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Today is National Biscuit Day so here’s a list of ten biscuity musical artists to listen to… 1. Bourbon Jovi 2. Florentina Turner 3. Fleetwood Macaroons 4. HobNob Dylan 5. Viscounting Crows 6. TimTammy Wynette 7. Garibaldi Barlow 8. Oreo Speedwagon 9. Lionel Rich Tea 10. Jaffas on Airplane

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I don’t think starter packs are a thing anymore but as today is National Biscuit Day I’m bringing back this Very Important Pack of biscuit connoisseurs…

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

What about people who are incurably allergic to baked goods?

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Don't even get me started on all those I've lost from swallowing an apple pip and a giant tree growing inside them

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

How dare you accuse me of not being aware of other forms of death - my dad was swallowed by quicksand and we're still looking for my mum in the Bermuda Triangle

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Several members of my immediate family spontaneously combusted so I'd appreciate it if you don't joke about that either thank you very much

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

And what about people who have a rare disorder that means they are incapable of laughing?

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Reposting this because today is World Dugong Day (as I'm sure you all already know)...

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OG_McDuck @ogmcduck.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I was a bit skeptical but holy macanoly does it work

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

I really appreciate it actually (will change it for the version in the book)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

The second best phrase I’ve heard for very warm weather is from the US South and goes “it’s hotter than two hamsters fucking in a wool sock.” And the best phrase I’ve heard is from Afrikaans and goes die hond die kat jaag, maar beide loop. It means “the dog is chasing the cat, but both are walking.”

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SwissMiss @fraupage.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

this needed to be reposted today

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Happy International Tea Day! My favourite phrase for when given a non-full cup of tea is “are you expecting stormy weather?” And my favourite phrase for when given a cup of tea that isn’t strong enough is “that tea’s as strong as a fortnight.“

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Happy World Bee Day! Here’s a list of how bees buzz in ten different languages… 10. Bzzz (Czech) 9. Bzzz (Bulgarian) 8. Bzzz (French) 7. Bzzz (Slovene) 6. Bzzz (Catalan) 5. Bzzz (Polish) 4. Bzzz (Portuguese) 3. Bzzz (Italian) 2. Bzzz (Spanish) 1. Wing wing (Korean)

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

And while I'm bringing old Donald Glover content back to the timeline...

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I'll take any excuse to post this again...

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

A list of the top ten most pleasing sounds ever… 10. This 9. Is 8. Too 7. Subjective 6. So 5. Impossible 4. To 3. Rank 2. Them 1. Ducks quacking

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

It's in the centre of Copenhagen and to my shame I never visited it when I was there for a a few weeks last year

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Melina ~looking for an alien symbiote~ @defoni.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My favourite Finnish one is "Ei menny niin kuin Strömsössä" [Didn't go like in Strömsö]. STRÖMSÖ is a Finland-Swedish TV show where they cook and craft and everything's so easy-breezy and lovely and quaint and always goes according to plan, presenting this Finland-Swedish utopistic way of existence

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I used to have a neighbour in Melbourne who was very fond of that one!

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Or the fun Scots variant "clusterbourach"

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I also contemplated mentioning kutzooi, but ultimately concluded not appropriate for the Bluesky timeline!

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Fanden er løs i Laksegade is exactly how I'd heard it too - I didn't know the origin though so thanks a lot for that

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Another (very old) Polish phrase for a shitshow is przejebane jak w ruskim czołgu. It means “fucked up like in a Russian tank”

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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Five more international ways of describing a total shambles that I've come across (as usual, several rare)… 1. A devilish soup (Swedish) 2. A crazy naked man (Peruvian Spanish) 3. A burning brothel on wheels (Polish) 4. A Devil in the crab-trap (Finnish) 5. An un-mothering (Mexican Spanish)

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