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Adam Bash

@adambash.com
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Creator and voice of SAYER. Storyteller on Brute Force. ½ of LaserHammer (he/him)

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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 04/09/2026
4 fighting game mains
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 19/08/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 12/08/2026
I don't know this is my favorite Simpsons joke, but it's in the running for sure.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 03/08/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 03/08/2026
I'm in the mountains of Montana so if you need anything you're really going to have to yell.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 31/07/2026
This liminal space brought to you by the Mall of America.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 30/07/2026
It's only multipanel on Sundays. I assure you there was no other context!
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 30/07/2026
I read another 40 and I feel like it's an understatement to say it's gotten worse.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 26/07/2026
Now see, imo this might be the most sensical Heathcliff cartoon in weeks. Compare it to this one from Monday.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 26/07/2026
I bought four (4) books today which makes it a good day.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 22/07/2026
I mean there's a special place in my yard for pixel Guy.brush but that 97 cartoon look was perfection. I'll forever be saddened they got so caught up in 3d that they couldn't see which of these art styles was the pinnacle.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 29/06/2026
Sure, the Internet has reached a deeper circle of hell since we offloaded so much content creation to AI, but no human would've ever written this caption.
Superman wearing his superhero costume on Superman: The Movie - Warner Bros.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 25/06/2026
My band experience has been going really well and today I splurged a bit and bought a second bass because it was absolutely priced to sell at a local used shop 🤘
A "Chameleon Blue" Ibanez bass guitar with fanned frets in a hard case they threw in for free.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 23/06/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 23/05/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 15/05/2026
30+ years later I don't know if anyone has ever written a better gag than this.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 07/05/2026
If you're wondering how being in a band is going I convinced everyone we need to learn Black Sheep. So it couldn't be going much better.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 04/05/2026
I've never been so sure of anything in my life as I am that James Acaster will be unbelievably bad at this game AND it will be the funniest thing ever.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 04/05/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 03/05/2026
When I got my new planner I set aside my dot notebook as a very specific kind of junk journal. I bought a 1.5" stamp-shaped paper punch to make a lil memory passport type thing. We're obviously very early in this but I'm digging it.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 23/04/2026
Hell yeah. I was sold on the fact that I could get an A5 guitar tab journal to stick in there.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 23/04/2026
I got a new planner/journal so if you see me around and barely recognize me it's because I'm a whole new person now.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/03/2026
I think my best card (statistically and thematically) might be
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/03/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 06/03/2026
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 03/03/2026
My least favorite type of Youtube video is when someone "reacts" to the most popular songs in existence like anyone has ever made it to their 30s not having heard Welcome to the Jungle.
It's a Youtube tumbnail of someone pretending they've never heard Smells Like Teen Spirit before.Look at that, it's the only man in the world who never heard Rolling in the Deep when it was EVERYWHERE 12 years ago.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 24/02/2026
We had to put our dog, Arya, down today which I apologize for bumming out your timeline with but dang she was a pretty girl.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 11/02/2026
Canonically?
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 13/12/2025
What a beautiful day for a basketball game. #ILLINI
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/11/2025
When they made Malevola they literally said "let's take Cindy Crawford circa that 1992 Pepsi commercial and make her a buff demon" and then had the AUDACITY to say "but don't try to date her."
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/11/2025
Meanwhile no one lets you date the hot demon lady in denim short shorts.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/11/2025
I played through Dispatch this week and it was wonderful. My one complaint is the romance options. Invisigal is mean, antagonistic, self-sabotaging, and an HR nightmare. Blonde Blazer is stuffy, uncaring, technically your boss, and actively in a relationship when she starts trying to get with you.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 17/08/2025
It's so important to me that you know I never played Arma, it was necessary for DayZ before it got a standalone release.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 05/07/2025
I thought things were about as bad as they could get but then I found out about sliced mayonnaise. There's always a new rock bottom.
Listen, it's what it sounds like and honestly you don't want to see this. No one should ever experience mayo in Kraft singles form.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 27/06/2025
Last night a group of feral children occupied Wrigley Field and the police were helpless against them.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 19/06/2025
I'm sure it's going to get old in like 3 days, but Content Warning has been good family fun today.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 14/06/2025
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 13/06/2025
It's wild that I just found out the original Nova's full name and it's pride month.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 25/05/2025
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 08/05/2025
Playing D&D tonight which means I'm spending all day finding the edges of my character's voice. I'm trying so hard not to go full Uncle Baby Billy if only because I don't think I could sustain it.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 05/05/2025
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 02/05/2025
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 02/05/2025
Ok but here's the thing...
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 08/04/2025
With the holograms beside me I'll dance alone tonight In a mirrored world, are you beside me All my life?
Four colorful astronaut figurines in blue, pink, orange, and green spacesuits are displayed on a cabinet against a light gray brick wall.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 02/04/2025
I'm gutted by the fact that Superplastic Toys has to go out of business due to our government's inability to understand how global economics works, but I've also never bought anything so fast as I just bought the full set of Gorillaz astronauts at 79% off.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 30/03/2025
Doesn't seem like it. I couldn't find this particular logo anywhere in my modest searching
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 30/03/2025
My uncle passed away 27 years ago and I was given his guitar recently (1973 Alvarez Yairi) by my other uncle. Brought it by the local shop for a few repairs and a deep clean and it sounds so good!
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 28/03/2025
When you forgot to start the dishwasher last night
A chocolate pudding cup sitting next to a Dr. Who themed Sonic Spork.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 18/03/2025
How you know teachers aren't cops in one chart:
Teachers were asked if carrying firearms for school security would make schools more or less safe. A chart shows 54% thought it would be less safe, 20% said more safe, and 24% said neither.
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Adam Bash @adambash.com · 13/03/2025
Sick-ass panther or sick ass-panther?
This is AI generated so probably shouldn't exist but we gotta find room for comedy in this hellscape world.I mean I didn't have a chance in hell of designing an ass-panther that was stricken with the flu on my own but now here it is.
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