Apparently Canva isn't useful anymore unless you want AI all over everything (why do I always wait to adopt tech until right before it does something like this?) so I have simply created this promo graphic in PowerPoint
(Also, hi! See you in a few weeks at Can*Con, if you are going!)
![Text: The short guy bristles. He's got a loud voice, made even louder by the megaphone, although currently he's just holding it loose at his side and not shouting through it, per se. "We are not a diversion," he insists, [in tones of great conviction] [he says a union slogan idk what do you want from me]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3qkufsa7fwo36jmjzh4cyges/bafkreid5xy57rk7hxwkojvpgig4o4m6gjwxadvsxfobmkoujparf2nrjcy)
![Screenshot of a paragraph from the zero draft of some story or other, with a lot of placeholder brackets where words are supposed to go. The full text of the paragraph reads:
“[mc],” [guy] says, extending his hand, “meet Dr. [li] and Dr. [extra]. [li first name] just won this year’s [a fancy chairship] and [name] works with her in [some capacity]. [both first names], meet [mc now with bonus last name!], one of my best and most reliable [polite word for assassin.]”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3qkufsa7fwo36jmjzh4cyges/bafkreiagmbqk6wcdx2oia4wixjxbzvaj4xu6zxte3kxmngb5fa6zs2oeb4)
![[Ev's like "hi I'm here to fix your problem"]
[Yasira and the others have complex reactions]
[Ev hamhandedly apologizes]
[complex reactions]
[actual pran is explained]
[Eva sks Yasira to stay behind]
[Tiv leaps to Yasira's defense]
[Yasira waves her off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3qkufsa7fwo36jmjzh4cyges/bafkreigw4pwfscsphr4zajrvcjlqjjkmiryd25feucrncsaaqhbn6mhh7q)
![Your Result: [insert character] needs a hug. frown emoji. you poor poor thing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3qkufsa7fwo36jmjzh4cyges/bafkreidbhqqqu4sn6h65wmmkcrkmyqphgwhot3lzvwbhp7tcjoq44w5jqy)
