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Josh

@actuallyjz.bsky.social
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Chicago-based giant (metaphorical) nerd “People do like the way she says ham.”

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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shoutout to the guy who was driving his ebike through the grocery store last night. Wonder what he’s up to.
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
help I cut a chili and touched my nose
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My weekend was pretty jarring 😝
Peach pit ‘n peel preserves
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why do we even bother with cover letters nowadays… it’s just going to be digested by an LLM and I wager most are LLM-generated to begin with 😒
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
How did I get >4 mosquito bites just stepping outside
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’m gonna name her Rhubarbara.
Rhubarb upside down cake cooling in the sunlight
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Why would you take your conference call in the middle of a public atrium with no headphones??
Marie Konda says you don’t spark joy
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Jessie Ware is winning the mother-off today
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dealing with academic software dependencies
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a person is holding a small kitten in their hands
ALT: a person is holding a small kitten in their hands
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Some recent culinary adventures I keep forgetting to post
Chocolate Guinness cake with Irish cream frosting(?)We have skyline chili at home:Carrot cake butter mochi
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Home sick today 🙃 send noodles plz
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It’s always a blast! Go people!
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Today’s project: mini strawberry matcha bites
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I neeeeed Laura Dern to make a podcast called How You Dern with Laura Dern
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Discord watch “party” for the Game Awards on Thursday y/n? Just spitballin
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
What are we, some kind of The Bear??
A whiteboard where “every second counts” is written and boxed
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Thank you Florence Welch for delivering an album I can scream along to
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I’d like to think I’m a 1 or 2 but I have a serious RBF…
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think all the cyclists on this godforsaken campus should win the No-bell prize 😂😂🤬
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Which one of y’all is driving around with a nasty pig bumper sticker 👀
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Love to make beautiful boiled eggs and marinate them
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Wintzards of the Coast @drilmagic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Radical Idea: *circles "become gay" on a whiteboard*
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Reskeet spectacles, nerds 🤓
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Selected weekend moments
A bumper sticker saying “Do not buy copper from Ea-Nasir”Angels in America at the Invictus TheaterHarvested potatoes on a blue plateDumb meme
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
New work friend just dropped. Look at those fancy feet!
A fancy pigeon with highly feathered feet. Why does it live next to my office?
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve seen advertised
A flyer reading “you love your friends. But you can’t read everything they’re sending in the group chat. Let somebody who’s willing to read and summarize help you out. Meet your group assistant at bubblai.com”
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Everybody knows the Lost Mines of Phandelver… what about the Lost Mines of FranDrescher? 
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Excuse me?
A Filipino treat labeled “Puto”
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Of course my car breaks down in the left lane on one of the busiest streets on the Northside during rush hour. It’s almost comically fucked.
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
They’re so wheel for this
A single bike wheel locked to a rack. A purple “notice of violated” is attached to the spokes
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Whomstd’ve funksticking?
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
For my birthday, I made a huge batch of rainbow chard kimchi
A giant bowl of veggies cut and washed for kimchiThe same veggies, salted and seasoned for fermentation. An ineffectually-gloved hand points at it
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
“I need a multiple vitamin” -Grace Jones, 2025
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
babby
baby bunny
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Pronouncing Blastoise like Boise
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Still so weird to me when people refer to Wednesday as Hump Day in a professional environ
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Best dad award
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I made the infamous “SEIS leches? En esta economia?” cake. 10/10
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
My powerwalk is about 2x as fast as Google Maps’ “walk” 🏳️‍🌈🏃‍♂️‍➡️💅
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Super excited to check this out! @sunderfolk.com #SunderfolkTreasure
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
How about this fit for Easter Service?
Mirror selfie, wearing a bright pink shirt saying “In Goon We Trust” with someone taking a hit of poppers
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Nothing like someone fully dropping out mid-conversation at a bar to make you feel like shit
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I need to start practicing my longest and loudest scream
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Nintendo keeps killing it
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Making friends in the burbs today!
Bag of chips with a snorkeling tiger mascotPan scrubber with >:) faceDog keychain that says “scented squishy, doux et parfuméCup cover with panda holding a star saying “whimsical feeling”
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
youtube.com/watch?v=6GGK...
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Lorelei
YouTube video by Sharp Pins - Topic
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Mhuyo @mhuyo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Imagine you’re being summoned, what GIF best represents that?
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a man wearing a palm tree sweater is asking if there is something he can help you with
Alt: David Rose saying “Is there something I can help you with?”
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Josh @actuallyjz.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Allergies going off today 🤧
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