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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 7h

They MAGAfied Carrie and the kids talk like tablet babies

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wonder what my mom's MAGA brother thinks of being in his prez's suggested blast zone

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How many men will fail the first lesson covering the ever so complicated and controversial topic "women are people"

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Men would rather redefine rape and consent than end a friendship with their rapist bro or look in the mirror and admit they've probably also abused someone

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Ok, I know historically they're very bad, but we need re-education camps for men

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Boss: copy me on that message in case I need to get mean Me: I can be mean 😠🔪 Boss: oh, I know you can Me: 😇

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thinking of Mia Zapata and how I'd expect this picture on a Polaroid from the early 90s, yet 30+ years later, here we still are. Mediocre job, everyone, super disappointing.

Picture of Lzzy Hale from Halestorm holding up her guitar, revealing a sign that says "Stop Violence Against Women!" on the back.

📸 Photo by Elena Di Vincenzo/Archivio Elena Di Vincenzo/Mondadori Portfolio via Getty Images

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Thought you'd never use the things you learned in high school IRL? Well, I was a nerd and took AP European history, US history and US government so now every day is a fresh new dread-filled hell

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Byrnedavid Dancing: Same As It Ever Was

Alt: David Byrne of Talking Heads dancing in the oversized suit. Text says "Same As It Ever Was" lyrics from song "Once in a Lifetime"

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Should I be Jared Kushner for Halloween

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

'Cause I'm a fatty, I'm a tr*nny I'm a beardo and I'm a weirdo Ideological clowning in the sun

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hadn't seen Blade II in a while, forgot Stephen Miller's in it

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hate Tommy Tuberville, now I'm pondering Nathan Fielder's fursona

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The cats killed a mouse and left its corpse in the basement for me to almost step on. Went to throw it in the gulch behind the house and just... flung it straight into a tree I'M SORRY TINY CREATURE 😭

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If you're a service member and you ejaculate, Hegseth will appear with a stopwatch to time your service member's refractory period

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was just a girl that met a married, father-of-3 guy running in Central Park on a really cold Saturday at 2:17pm and I'm kind of his wife's doppelgänger and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Some people need to get stuck in a k-hole forever

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We reviewed accuracy vs. precision in forensics class and I was like "yay, I'm precise at pool!" (always hitting the side pocket nipples) 🎱🎱

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Training AI chatbot ComrAIde by feeding it nothing but dystopian sci-fi horror and Robin Hood until it goes rogue and hacks all the way into the mainframe computer and redistributes Epstein Pedo Class wealth and erases consumer debt (dreaming)

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Congress should tell Trump he can add his name to the Kennedy Center on the condition that he's successfully assassinated. To keep the theme of being named for assassinated presidents.

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So what did Patel and/or someone else in the FBI do to a police dog to prompt all these regulation changes 🤨

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Seeing a bumper sticker that said "May you live until you die" while Circle Jerks' "I'm Gonna Live" was playing amused me this morning

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The science and medicine to keep corpses alive isn't available to the peasant class

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Happy first annual Kirkaversary. 84% of white murder victims are killed by other white people, what is America doing about this white on white crime

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How does someone get a single long pubic hair stuck to a public toilet tank lid right next to the flusher handle. General population of humans, you all disgust me

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I couldn't help it, since I've been studying forensics. Using algor mortis & the Glaister equation for PMI: if Lindsay Clancy fell out the window and *died*, it would have taken 11+ hours for her body to lose 16.5°F Was her 82.1°F temp realistic (even considering her injuries) after only 1-ish hour?

The Glaister equation formula. Hours since death = 98.6°F minus measure body temperature in °F divided by T where T equals 1.5 if the ambient temperature is under 32°F (and T = 0.75 if the ambient temperature is 32°F or higher)

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I watch a lot of true crime and so many episodes from so many series are about men killing their whole families when they desire a new/different partner

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If Trump's face is going to be on legal tender, he needs to die. Them's the rules. He can put his face on a decorative plate if he wants "commemorative" items

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Don't you Fuhgeddaboudit

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Imagine nearly dying from explosive diarrhea and extreme dehydration because everything at the grocery store has poop bacteria just to die from fiberglass IVs in the hospital #MAHA

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Canada should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein (Class' After-birth Abortion Burials). As a joke

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Reading Genesis' Abacab like All bastards are cops are bastards

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Singing songs to Po, like: Rebel rebel, how could they know? Hot tramp, I love you, Po! Pobie, a message to you Pobie, a message to you Heaven is the Po of our hearts and heaven don't tear you apart (I listen to so much 1st Wave)

Skinny pig Po with her face shoved in her greens, the bowl tipped on its side

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hypothetical situation: Trump croaks and it's discovered he amended his will so everything goes to diaper bag blonde, Natalie. His kids then contest the will, claiming he was too demented and senile and didn't have the testamentary capacity to make the changes. That would be so funny

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Devo - I Been Refused x Sam Winchester saying "I Lost My Shoe" in Supernatural S3E3 mashup / dubstep remix

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I shitpost & fight with subhumans on FB because I'm a feral goblin and a transphobe wanted to engage in "mutual combat" with me 💀 I was like "bro you're 4x my size, why do you want to hit a 5'3 'biological woman?' Also you look like a domestic abuser, since when do you ask permission to hit ppl?"

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I prefer maintaining a survivable state of dehydration over having to piss so many times a day

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Is it to suppress appetites because everything is being recalled for causing explosive diarrhea? MAHAha'd

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The cool thing about studying forensics right now is that ICE is illegally adding DNA profiles from detainees to CODIS

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dystopian hellscape update: Trumpolini's Gestapo can powerfist us now

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It's so cool how right when I turned 40 I started decomposing more rapidly

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

URGENT CALL FOR MUTUAL AID: can someone help me hack my LG washing machine to play the xylophone solo to Gone Daddy Gone (Violent Femmes '83)?

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Mitch McConnell was released from rehab to recover at home, where he immediately collapsed in the driveway and died for reals this time, just now, and not weeks ago

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Only 41 pages into Fauci's diary but so far any incompetence seems to be from the CDC or Trump misinterpreting briefings and publicly giving misinformation and downplaying covid with Fauci trying his best to correct without offending POTUS. Trump offering praise and deferring to him thru early March

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The most embarrassing part of Fauci's diary is how much was discovered about the virus and transmission as early as January 2020... And the US still fucked the response up. Not seeing where that's Fauci's fault, though.

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Sparkles McCuntyBee @actuallyferalab.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's ok to call Kash Patel a googly-eyed Kremlin bitch

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