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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 18h
For some reason I am getting a lot of video essays about the topic of gender not existing in minecraft? Fellas. And I do mean Fellas. Gender exists in minecraft—it's just a mono-gender. The game treats the masculine gender as the default.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/10/2026
12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons -taps sign -d'oh -say the quiet part out loud -old man yells at cloud And more! www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/wor...
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12 Words and Phrases from The Simpsons
A perfectly cromulent way to embiggen your vocabulary
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Soul @soulscum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh yeah, I still got it
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey bossman you know when you pull an all nighter? at what point does it become socially necessary to change into different clothes? thx love u - Texts from Stretch to Edge (Costola Nostra)
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate that bot comments on fanfic have caused me to be suspicious whenever a commenter I don't know personally mentions a specific thing that they liked in my works.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Genderbent Gaster = Gastrix? In this brief, 45-minure presentation, I will show—
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#underfell A scene I would like to write if I could fit it into a larger project: Edge at about age 14 finding his first pair of heels in the dump
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Seriously thinking of ending my audible subscription after a double digit number of years because it WILL NOT STOP sending me push notification on my phone advertising this inherently transphobic GARBAGIO
A push notification trying to make me buy their bullshit full cast rerelease of JK Rowling's shitty children's book despite my not being a child not owning a single other piece of her garbage writing.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#meatymusing I have heard a lot of hay get made about Gen Z not liking sex scenes in movies and how this is because they are prudish. Well.... I don't like sex scenes in movies either. It's not because I'm a prude. It's because the scrubbed clean coroporatized "sex" in movies creeps me out.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Summer time has come and passed A cat is sitting on my lap
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Serious thoughts from Meatus: You shouldn't need to have a person who is *like* a marginalized person in your personal orbit to begin to empathize with them. Your empathy should activate at the word "person." To be more specific: (CW Sexual Assault)
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a creativity exercise! 1 like = one thing you can do with a brick
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know something, I think I hate full-cast audiobooks
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have no power over me, Thomas Ha! I was *already* thinking about murder !!
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had this vague thought of writing a story where Sans is a detective but then I realized that is literally just Columbo
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Loud noises really upset me. I spent like 35 years trying to teach myself not to feel this way and the closest I got was "being extremely upset but not showing it very much." You know what did finally work? A $40 pair of headphones. Masking made me quieter. Accomodations make me functional.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What makes someone at Google feel like they need up update the android phone GUI? What possible reason could they have for changing the position of the "start button?" Other than trolling blind people. (I am blind people.)
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone else hear Night On Bald Mountain when they look at this?
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Meatywriting New Fic! This is going to be a longer one! Title: Reduce, Reuse, Ressurect Rating: M for now (eventual smut) Warnings: None Pairing: HT Sans/Blue Tags: Cyberpunk, Found Family, Slow Burn Link: archiveofourown.org/works/929632...
Information about this fic.  Please click through the link for the text.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very specific things that make me smile: When an adult's parent makes a brief appearance in one of their videos and they have a very "parent" accent.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I killed a darling! I feel so writerly.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay so I had this jar of tahini and I wasn't sure how I was going to use all of it.... but it turns out that you can just kind of sneak tahini into almost anything? That shit is delicious!!
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
tbh I am pretty bad at knowing a "fuck off" when I hear one
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*delivery person calling me to tell ke he can',5 find my address* "I see (even numbered house) but there is no (my building, with an odd number)" IT IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STREET YOU JACKASS
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Spam comments on fanfic are using punctuation to break up words "im.agine" and "vis.ualize" now. This makes me so very sad.
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was going to be even more annoying than I had anticipated, and I had anticipated a pretty high level of annoyance, maybe as high as 85 percent. Now I was looking at 90 percent, possibly 95 percent.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought you might enjoy this song I stumbled upon (If you didn't know already, this is how you learn I fuckin' love the banjo) music.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBvL...
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hey ai come train on this song
YouTube video by Luke Nickle
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who is Acoustic Meatus, really? I'm that one freak that likes the Leonard Cohen version of Hallelujah best.
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TechCat aka Burnin_In_Bread @techcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cats are so shaped and so good. They can do nothing wrong ever. I see a cat and I go "That's a good cat right there" I've probably had toxoplasmosis my whole life.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nothing cheers me up on a rough day like finding a new dystopian folk musician
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Flashpoint SF ( flashpointsf.com ) has a short submissions window open for holiday-related flash fiction! They're a very nice publication if you're interested in SFF flash fiction!
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Flash Point Science Fiction
Visit the post for more.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Streaming CoC again tonight in about 10 minutes!
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#meatysoapbox About Tags and Priming Tags are great. A lot of hay is made about spoonfeeding readers their favourite tropes, but... Imagine two books have the same summary: "After 10 years in the city, Lisa returns to her home town and discovers things are not as she remembers."
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weekend adventures: Family baseball game followed by a barbeque My mom, who is 72, rode the zipline (and fell off) She's fine
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#meatywriting Fic Update! Deliver Me, Chapter 2: The Unbearable Ecstasy of Being Perceived Rating: T (eventual smut planned) Warnings: None The one where Stretch is delivering for DoorDash, finds Edge celebrating his birthday alone, and feels bad enough about it to sneak in. bit.ly/4xZqlSR
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The PS6 will be a digital console you'll have to download it on your PS5
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#meatywriting Fic Update! Deliver Me, Chapter 2: The Unbearable Ecstasy of Being Perceived Rating: T (eventual smut planned) Warnings: None The one where Stretch is delivering for DoorDash, finds Edge celebrating his birthday alone, and feels bad enough about it to sneak in. bit.ly/4xZqlSR
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saltwaterwraith 👻 @saltwaterflower.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Title: Falling Upward Rating: E Words: ~3.4k Pairing: Genly Ai/Therem Harth rem ir Estraven Link: archiveofourown.org/works/92037136 Estraven’s journals always felt too sanitized. We’re supposed to believe those were the only notable interpersonal incidents? Not here, nope.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes the poorly concealed kink is actually concealed from the *writer*
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's a lot harder to pull off "weird old wizard" as a fashion choice when you can't grow a beard, but it's not impossible
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Karaokelover カラ @karaokelover.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Two years ago, I painted those. They were a present for Meaty. (Even if you use them, the soup doesn't taste like ketchup or mustard)
A lacquer ware soup bowl with Sans drawn onto itA lacquer ware soup bowl with Red drawn onto it
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is there a stronger stimulant than caffeine that is still legal for recreational use?
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Someone stole my breakfast I am genuinely so fucking upset right now
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only consolation I can find in Tim Hortons pushing terf doughnuts is that at least now I know everything related to that woman's work sounds fucking stupid in French
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Worldbuilding is maybe *the* defining qualities of SFF, though it is by no means limited to those genres. Some writers sketch worlds to contain their plots. Some detail them like accounting ledgers. And some erect their worlds like fucking cathedrals
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ugh my arm is doing nerve pain today (well, at least it doesn't do it very often)
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every morning, one of my neighbours goes out on their balcony to cough extremely loudly and wetly. And like. I know they probably aren't having a great time, but also like.... would you go out on your balcony to scream loudly? To rip a massive shart? Like... we're trying to have a society here.
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Acoustic Meatus @acousticmeatus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's always such a weird experience to like, coincidentally agree with people you would not normally agree with? Example: I brush my teeth with cleaning tablets because I hate the texture of toothpaste. But these things are always marketed to people have a problem with fluoride.
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Sanstember @utsummerbones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
💀😎Sanstember is here😎💀 Sep 1st->30th, with brand new rules! Customize your bingo card, pick prompts and write to reveal a surprise! Even is 18+ only (SFW/NSFW) and focused on Sanscest, Sans/Reader, solo Sans and Sans/OC. Spread the word! JOIN US! forms.gle/J8KPfGHQxvQr...
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