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maybe I'll start posting again idk

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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tokyo, the Paris of the east
water gushing vigorously up from the edges of a sidewalk drain tilelooking down a steep street soaked with rainwater rushing downhill. On the left, overgrown plants climb a fence blocking off an old hotel; in the distance a man, soaked, holds a useless umbrellastill from a video shot during the big storm in Chiba last week. looking from perhaps the third floor of an apartment building at a parking lot; 3 kei vans are almost entirely submerged in floodwater, their lights still on, glowing eerily in the green murky wetstill from a video shot during the big storm in Chiba last week. water (mercifully clear, maybe from a burst pipe) is cascading down stairs into what looks like a metro station entrance under a big 7-11 sign
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
spent a fair bit of time in here. I don't think the faux stonework on the corners had been added back then, and the interior featured exposed steel girders holding up the roof. I remember the sound of the rain on the same. I think I counted the triangles in those structural members to pass time
a Catholic Church in New England, photographed in autumn. it clearly was either converted from a previous industrial use or purpose-built to cheap commercial standards; the building is shaped and sized like a warehouse, and all the furnishings are commercial-grade
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
should've immediately clocked this from that trademark NYT passive construction, but why learn anything
screenshot of an article in the New York Times. headline reads "Vital Desalination Plants in Iran and Bahrain Are Attacked".

the subhead reads, "Strikes on nonmilitary infrastructure were a "serious escalation," analysts said, and could widen the war's impact on civilians."another screenshot of the article. some text is highlighted, reading, "Iran's foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, accused the United States of attacking a desalination plant on Qeshm Island, affecting the water supply for 30 villages.

"The U.S. set this precedent, not Iran," he said on social media, calling the attack "a dangerous move with grave consequences.""

the full text reads, "Water desalination plants have come under attack in Iran and on the Persian Gulf island of Bahrain over the weekend, threatening a resource vital to life in the harsh desert climates of the region.

On Saturday, Iran's foreign minister, Abbas Araghchi, accused the United States of attacking a desalination plant on Qeshm Island, affecting the water supply for 30 villages.

"The U.S. set this precedent, not Iran," he said on social media, calling the attack "a dangerous move with grave consequences."

Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesman for the U.S. Central Command, said that U.S. forces were not responsible for that attack.

A day later, Bahrain's interior ministry said that an Iranian drone had "caused material damage" to a desalination plant there, accusing Iran of "indiscriminately" attacking civilian targets. The country's water and electricity authority said there had been "no impact on water supplies or water network capacity."

It was not immediately clear whether either plant was still functioning. And there was no immediate comment from Iran on Bahrain's allegation."
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
David Lynch, wearing sunglasses, seated at desk. caption reads, "i'm wearing dark glasses today because i'm seeing the future"
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
MBS & Trump; Trump laughingMartin Short as Jiminy Glick, laughing
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
but, but
An opinion piece in the New York Times, by Binyamin Appelbaum, titled, "Mamdani Isn’t the Future of the Democrats. This Guy Is." Below the title is a large picture of PA governor Josh Shapiro
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
(the "epic handshake" meme) a brawny arm on the left, labeled with the USA flag, clasps hands with a brawny arm on the right, labeled with the Chinese flag. In the middle over their clasped hands is the text "eat bitterness" a translation of a Chinese phrase for dutiful struggle and suffering, notably recently employed by Xi Jinping talking about the youth unemployment crisis in China
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
next week, "How the ancient use of oracle bones for divination could inform Chinese AI strategy"
Screenshot of a portion of the New York Times front page. Text reads: "How the 19th-Century Opium War Shapes Xis Trade Clash With Trump China's leader, Xi Jinping, draws on lessons from Lin Zexu, a Qing official whose defiance of Britain led to China's defeat but made him a national hero."
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
don't do this to the dang Forest Service site, ffs
Screenshot of the US forest Service website from Oct. 2, 2025. An alert header above the main content of the site reads, 

"The Radical Left Democrats shut down the government. This government website will be updated periodically during the funding lapse for mission critical functions. President Trump has made it clear he wants to keep the government open and support those who feed, fuel, and clothe the American people.

For information on recreation site status on National Forest System lands, please visit https://www.fs.usda.gov/visit"

Underneath, the web page features a photo of a Woodsy Owl mascot, with the text "Happy Birthday, Woodsy Owl! Woodsy Owl turns 54 years old today"
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
out on the ragged edge of the view from nowhere
A screenshot of the New York Times front page for Tuesday, May 6, 2025. The first headline reads, "Canada Is 'Not for Sale,' Its Leader Says. Trump Replies, 'Never Say Never.'". The subhead reads, "In their first Oval Office meeting, President Trump and Prime Minister Mark Carney praised each other. But they disagreed about Canada's sovereignty."

The final sentence was highlighted by this poster. 🙃
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Gadsden Flag (aka the “don’t tread on me flag” featuring a rattlesnake) with text reading “fix your hearts or die”
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
celebrating Liberation Day
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I do kinda miss this bad boy
A Helio Ocean phone, circa 2007
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
storm's a-comin'
screenshot of nytimes.com; in the business section, a headline reads, "Is the Boom-and-Bust Business Cycle Dead?"
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
tag yourself
A subsection of an interactive menu for a restaurant in Harbin, China. The menu has been machine-translated from Chinese to English. The two visible dishes are named “Government tofu”, and “Braised Family”Another part of the same menu. Dishes here are “Crisp yellow vegetables”, “Stupid vermicelli braised pork”, and “Dry Pot Sausage"
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
whenever I read about the TikTok stealing our precious bodily data
March 13 2024 X/Twitter post by user “yoshimi battles the productive forces” @nise_yoshimi

“Wang Huneng: excellent news, comrade! We have used tiktok to steal all the data of every American! Now we can see what they're looking at on their phones!

Xi Jinping in his chair sitting deep in thought: why?

Wang, very quiet: ...I don't know”
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
the fuck, man
President of the United States, Joe Biden, kissing neofascist Italian PM Giorgia Meloni on the head
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Got the swizzle sticks today, boss, yep, extra sexy like you asked
swizzle stick (or cocktail stirrer) poking out of a glass of lime soda. the stick is in the shape of a naked woman
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
@faineg.bsky.social hey quick question for you: got a sick deal on this on Temu, I should be, like, legally alright pole-mounting it in my backyard? Nobody likes my neighbor Dennis OR his drone so I don’t think the HOA is gonna care
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
DUNE: God Emperor of Dune (2030)
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
they are really cooking with gas over at Der Spiegel. and that gas? carbon monoxide babey
Screenshot of a tweet from Der Spiegel. Image shows a child walking through rubble. Caption, translated to English, reads: "More than 180 births every day, in the middle of the war: The UN is calling for a humanitarian ceasefire in Gaza. The Israeli army has now found explosive belts there - apparently adapted for children."
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 15/12/2023
idk if this is really headline material, FT, but sure
FT headline reading “Elon Musk told lenders they would not lose money on Twitter deal”
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
is macOS entering its Windows XP era for anybody else? I'm seeing this fun little window all the time since I upgraded to Sonoma
A macOS dialog window, titled "Force Quit Applications"; it reads "Your system has run out of application memory. To avoid problems with your computer, quit any applications you are not using." and lists running applications and their memory usage, offering to Force Quit any selected app.
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
I’m sure many have seen this by now, but what an amazing interview; I also cannot believe CNN aired it x.com/davidrkadler...
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Ethan Hawke as Jordan Peterson when
YouTube title card for a teaser trailer for "Strange Way of Life" featuring Ethan Hawke and Pedro Pascal. Hawke's old-timey costume helps him to a strange resemblance to noted dipshit Jordan Peterson
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
oh man early Grand Designs went a little harder on the budgets and I love it. throw it all up on screen, let it sink in
Screenshot of Ep 2, S 1 of Grand Designs, showing the budget for the house featured in the episode. Late 90s £GBP. Overlaid on the picture of the house: 
"Land £250,000
House £170.000
Architect £12,000
TOTAL £432,000
VALUE £600,000"
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Flyer in a Shanghai hotel, picturing man receiving a massage. Reads: 
“丝柔美白去角质护理
Silky Skin Body Crub
果香慕丝去角质
De Aging Tropical
Salt Mousse Scrub”Lower half of the flyer, reads: 
“男士
首选
Especially for gentleman”
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cloud somersault @acolin.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
screaming SELLSELLSELLSELLSELL into my deskphone as I sprint towards my 14th floor office window
Screenshot of a tweet by @FalconryFinance showing a $1.99 hotdog on the menu at a Costco captioned “BREAKING: Costco hotdog has de-pegged from $1.50.” (this photo was probably taken in Canada)
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