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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

The mozzarella marketing departments have really missed a trick not calling it "Protein Mozzarella"

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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Word of the Day is ‘theic’ (19th century), defined as ‘one given to immoderate tea-drinking; a tea drunkard’.

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

😎🤏🏻 😏🕶️🤏🏻

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Well done Inter but I still think PSG will win it - making a mockery of the new format by finishing 15th in the league stage.

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Normalise clicking "Not interested" or 'unfollow' on an Instagram post rather than commenting on their bait, the world needs a better class of algorithm.

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Sir Michael @sirmichael.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Lesson for aspiring writers. There are 7 types of stories: -Love story -Kidnapping gone wrong -Hidden lust within a motorcycle gang -Boy meets girl; girl moves to Norway -Dolphin vs Horse -Customer sues restaurant (soup too hot); restaurant fights back (says soup not too hot) -Dolphin vs Horse 2

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/04/2025

people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 24/04/2025

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately? anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Oh and Bluesky: if I don't see you before Easter, have a nice one, okay?

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I (a 38 year old man) finally watched Eyes Wide Shut the other night. God its awful. Nicole Kidman's acting is soooo hammy and forced and the story seemed so non-existent/unrealistic that I guess it was just one of those 90s excuses for female nudity that I (a 13 year old boy) would think was good

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

The stock exchange should report that every single company's shares are worth a penny until 12 o clock LOL

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

How many people have viewed my LinkedIn profile?!? Three!?!? How very fucking dare they. I'm so mad I don't even want to know who they are, alright see ya later.

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

New Outlook is so cringe. At my work we refer to some of our files as 'packs' and I put a note in my calendar to look at a pack tomorrow. This AI mf added a 🧳 emoji to the calendar entry 🙄

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Every series I tell my wife I won't be watching MAFS with her and every series I end up shouting at the ugly man who has had a shit fit because he thinks his wife isn't conventionally attractive.

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

I followed this funny Aussie guy on Instagram a few years ago, and as soon as he had a kid all of his content went from surreal shit to bland, dad related stuff "You won't see me selling myself out for likes and engagement!" I told my three week old daughter at 2AM this morning as I was burping her

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Rory B Bellows @acidskiffle.bsky.social · 16/03/2025