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The Pit and the Perineum

@acidfacial.myatproto.social
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🥩💐AL NELSON🍭🐛 "Writer" & ""Cartoonist"" Assigned Uncle At Birth (37|Chicago|NSFW)

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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026
I just. she is sooooo beautiful
velvet, a little black dog, sitting on a bed and looking up at the photographer. velvet is shiny and clean and is wearing a beautiful blue bandana. she's so great!!
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 19/09/2026
she is a level 1 enemy
two pictures of velvet, a small black dog with enormous beautiful eyes and big floppy ears, licking Al's thigh. Al's thigh has a tattoo of a wolf on ittwo pictures of velvet, a small black dog with enormous beautiful eyes and big floppy ears, licking Al's thigh. Al's thigh has a tattoo of a wolf on it. velvet looks even more huge-eyed and ridiculous in this picture. her horrible little licks are doing -1 damage to the opponent.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
if u look like this dm me
fucked up crusty nasty vampire Severen )Bill Paxton) from Near Dark
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 03/09/2026
anyways cigarette.
Digital drawing of a white woman with a blonde mullet kneeling in front of another woman in a black leather armchair. The other woman is mostly off screen, only her cuffed shirt sleeve and her ripped denim jeans visible. The blonde woman holds out her tongue for the seated woman's cigarette ash, her own face flushed and her eyes distant and hooded. The woman off screen says "JAPES" in a funky font bc this is an illustration from Unfuckable Words #2, which is all about horny situations and unhorny words.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 01/09/2026
fuck it. outfit time
picture of Al looking nice and cool and hot :)
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 30/08/2026
had a thought
Jorge Luis Borges: hey guys
Crowd, pointing: BOURGEOISE
Jorge Luis Borges: NOT WHAT I'M CALLED
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/08/2026
go away from me
hot amateurs slop dating site followed me :(
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/08/2026
gay marriage
two little teddy bear plushies in bondage costumes are flanked by a plastic figure of St. Christopher
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026
(Sakurai, voiced over by the most limpdicked middle manager you've ever heard) we're giving her fully voiced whedonesque cool girl quips and - here's the real kicker, folks - the switch 2 will finally be able to give her the jiggle physics you & your sweaty lunchmeat-smelling homie always wanted
bombchu bowling alley operator girl from OOT3D
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 14/08/2026
im being so real with you
a drawing of one person riding another person's strap cowgirl-style. neither person's face is visible, only their torsos and some of their limbs. the person doing the riding is wearing a sheer lingerie-y bra and sheer stockings, and is jizzing in their partner's stomach. there's a big speech bubble that says "YODEL!" coming from the rider, because this is a drawing for another Unfuckable Words collection.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
UNPRECEDENTED thrift find
photo of two second hand issues of The Chakram (nos. 3&6), the official Xena: Warrior Princess fanzine, baby!!
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 20/07/2026
here's a pageful of puppylamb creatures because I just haven't like. filled up a page with doodles for a year or something.
a page of marker doodles of puppy/lamb angels doing various cute poses
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 22/06/2026
okay the front of this is coming along. It's a cigar box shrine btw. I've made smaller tins + dioramas before but this is a bigger and more ambitious thing overall. I've yet to begin on the inside except for planning
The illustration of the praying disheveled nun has been affixes to a background made of porno story dialogue cutouts, all edited to have the horniest words/bits blacked out
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 22/06/2026
nun of your business
An illustration of a nun with her hands together in prayer, laying atop a wooden table covered in paper and other craft supplies. She is wearing smudged lipstick.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 12/06/2026
okay I think we're almost done I just gotta figure out some final things
Painting of a girl's face emerging halfway from some water. The edges of the painting are a mixed media collage.of acrylic modeling paste and a bunch of stuff like game pieces, little toys, plastic gems, beads, bones, etc. Brightly colored clay letters at the bottom center of the painting read PAX TECUM FILUMENA.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 10/06/2026
decorating a cake of sorts
a canvas painting of a young woman's face half-submerged I'm flowing water. The edges of the canvas are decorated with highly textured acrylic medium and a bunch of various game pieces, keys, bits of toys, bones, and other small items.a canvas painting of a young woman's face half-submerged I'm flowing water. The edges of the canvas are decorated with highly textured acrylic medium and a bunch of various game pieces, keys, bits of toys, bones, and other small items.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 09/06/2026
phone cam + lighting in this room is ass. but we are still making progress on this one boys
painting of a girl staring at you from within some flowing water. around the edge of the painting is a textured buildup that looks like sloshing water.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 05/06/2026
looks at you
WIP painting propped up on an easel. It's of a girl's head either emerging from or sinking into a deep blue body of water. Her eyes are red-rimmed and side and she looks deeply distressed.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 31/05/2026
need her so bad
screencap of a product listing for a tee shirt that says "I'd Rather Be Drinking Piss"
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/05/2026
I love to make dumb ass stupid ass goofy shit for my own amusement. this is what art is actually for btw
A soft sculpture assemblage of a uterus and ovaries. It's made from a weird hot pink Temu bag my mom got me, with some variously-colored pom poms and some bells from some nipple clamps for the ovaries, and some pink floral ribbon around the fallopian tubes. It's adorned in the middle with a blue ribbon that reads "I Got Castrated" (a promotional item for Louise Weard's Castration Movie).
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 20/05/2026
man c'mon now
fuckass cybertruck "parallel parked" with its back wheel a full 3 feet away from the curb on a one-way residential street
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 16/05/2026
more detailsss. I filled in the neck hole with some clay but also I kinda liked having the implication of a beheading being inherent to the cherubification process.
A few more detailed, close shots of the tiny cherub head, which fits nicely into the palm of my hand. This one is a top-down look at the curls on the top of the head.This angle is showing the bottom of the cherub, where the head would've connected to the axolotl toy body. It's been made to look like an open, red neck hole, but clean and sealed off with a golden cross. Also I'm ngl it kinda looks sorta like a butthole lmaoThis is the profile of the cherub's head.A close shot of the cowlick and fine hairs on the cherub's forehead, made with gold paint like the rest of the curls.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 16/05/2026
I found one of these little blindbox toy heads in the gutter a few weeks ago and over the last few days I decided to turn it into a cherub of sorts. for funsies
A painted axolotl toy head turned into a biblical cherub, which is to say a beatific baby head with some wings on the sides.The back of the cherub's head, with golden curls.A webpage listing for the original axolotl blind box toy this head would've been from. Apparently these things have little accessories and so on. The one I have the head from is a snorkeler, with a little fish companion.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 13/05/2026
inquiring minds are asking: why, god
A screenshot of an OkCupid intro I've received from an older gentleman named Jay (who is of course wearing shades and a ballcap in his downward-angle, front-facing camera profile picture, natch). The intro text reads, and I quote, "Hey baby girl. Def wanna put some hot nut in u." Our apparent match compatibility is 98%, which is devastating.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 22/04/2026
im not fucking playing around bro. look
John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet, styled in his red Jesus vest and black trousers, holding his gun and looking so fine. A closer profile shot of John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet, styled in his red Jesus vest and black trousers, holding his gun and looking SO fine. Yet another photo of John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet, styled in his red Jesus vest and black trousers, holding his gun up and smoking a cigarillo. And, of course, looking so fine.John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet wearing a sequined red vest and sequined red devil horns. He's very beautiful, as always.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 27/03/2026
fucked up little dog in a cocoon of blankets making a face of absolute contentment
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 18/03/2026
another one for another little tale I've been kicking around, why not. it's fun!
Hog butchery chartSeaBed Visual Novel CGWikipedia entry for endocannibalism:

Endocannibalism is a practice of cannibalism in one's own locality or community. In most cases this refers to the consumption of the remains of the deceased in a mortuary context.
The cat, pig and rabbit from the animal school episode of Over the Garden Wall.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 18/03/2026
inspo board so far I guess
Gorgeous gorgeous girls love Oliver Reed's weirdly kinda really horny daddy/mommy-issues therapist from Cronenberg's "The Brood."Sad Coraline Dad Computer MemeBambi's mom running for her lifeRipley & Call from Alien: Resurrection in the knife-wielding/face-groping scene that rewired my synapses when I was 12 or whatever
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 05/03/2026
silent hill fans when the fog
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 05/02/2026
this, however, rules
some puppies
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 28/01/2026
this is the ideal bread slice. you may not like it but this is what beak performance looks like
big ol seed block
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 04/01/2026
welp there's another year's worth of collage garbage done and archived!!
Picture of a very fat collage book set on a colorful bedspread. The cover of the book has several puffy fruit stickers, a sticker of Ellen Ripley from Alien w/ a Face-Hugger wrapped around her brain, and a Puppy Cerberus sticker from Gabe Howell.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 24/12/2025
hipster kids
Chester the dog in a tan Carhartt beanie. It's pulled down over his eyes. He is reclining on a human, the human is reclining on a couch.Velvet the dog wearing a tan Carhartt beanie. She is notably wearing it more stylishly than Chester. Her father sits on the floor nearby and looks on proudly.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 21/12/2025
as we say on the business, hell yeah @gunkhole.bsky.social @wanlittlehusk.bsky.social
Al's hand is holding a copy of the new Gunkhole Press calendar, titled "I'm Not a Girl, I'm a Genius," by Lou Barcott. A small pink Xmas tree, some houseplant leaves, and a 70s movie poster are partially visible in the background.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 18/12/2025
many of you
A beautiful gay-ass Xmas light tree
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 17/12/2025
the very same
a sea lion staring up at you with bug-eyes and a very round headmy dog Velvet, perfecting her imitation of the aforementioned sea lion
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 17/12/2025
just the most back-and-forth, yes we did/no we didn't, "please don't be maaaad" type behavior.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 13/12/2025
albarn and hewlett about 2D now
"his pronouns are they/them!!" higurashi meme
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 10/12/2025
Hey come buy my shit at the Handmade Market @ Empty Bottle this Saturday Dec. 13th. I'll have my new chapbook and hot fresh new copies of Gü #5 for sale.
Poster for Handmade Market @ Empty Bottle in Chicago. Sort of a linocut-style graphic of a little birdie with a bit of string in its mouth perched on a finger. Text reads:

HANDMADE MARKET 
sustainable crafterness

Saturdays, Noon to 4:00
December 13
January 10
February 14
March 14
April 11
The Empty Bottlr
1035 N. Western Ave.

more information visit handmadechicago(dot)com
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 05/12/2025
sheeeeeeeEEEEEEE'S HERE!!
Al's hand is holding three copies of Issue #5 of the hit* comic series GÜ!! It features an eyeball monster woman done up in the style of the Girl with a Pearl Earring painting. Cool! Wow!!

*Source: my friends like it :)
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 02/12/2025
YOU TOO
Yet another sick horse item on sale, this time a bunch of cool brass horses holding up a crystal ball (for $240.00 lmao)
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 02/12/2025
ooooh I wantchuuuuu
A picture from a website showing a sick-ass horse skull ON SALE for only $520.00????!!!!
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/11/2025
ahh i knew I recognized this composition from somewhere
Cover of a Batman/Deadpool crossover issue w/ both characters standing in profile. Deadpool has his hands kinda fruitily adjusting Batman's cowl while Batman stands there with his hands on his hips.Watermarked photo of the famous 70s-era Seditionaries poster/shirt/etc design of two cowboys. They are striking the exact same poses as Batman and Deadpool. They're both nude from the waist down and their dicks are out. Text at the bottom reads:

"hello joe, been anywhere lately 
nah,its all played aht bill
gettin to straight"
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 10/11/2025
A picture of my new poetry book, BAD?DREAMS? on the chapbook shelf @ Quimby's in Chicago
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 06/11/2025
watched the 90s iwtv last night btw and like literally
Norm MacDonald IWTV "Not Gay Enough" meme
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 31/10/2025
think I'm done with this? I'll sit with it for a day idk. some fun colors!! I'm not used to doing stuff like this
A painting on a small canvas propped up on my easel. There's omething blue and toothy is peeking out from behind a brick wall in front of a sunrise, or maybe a sunset. a worm is also there coming out of a hole in the wall. Visible behind this painting is another painting which I refuse to work on even though it's been sitting there for months. Leave me alone
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 29/10/2025
Velvets (physically and spiritually) from today
Regular Velvet the DogTracksuit/Hard Bass Only VelvetSock Puppet Velvet SpongeBob Meme Velvet
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/10/2025
more doodle collages from a new chapbook
A collage of vibrant pictures of packaged/ raw meats. A black-and-white drawing of a children’s mobile is overlaid on top of it. The mobile features a sleeping cloud, moon, and star trio, a flying saucer, and a little grey alien who doesn’t look like he’s doing so well.A water-stained paper cut-out of an open cartoon mouth is pasted on top of various screenshots from the original Suspiria. This collage is black and white.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 23/10/2025
pieces of something new. I am having fun and playing games and making stupid collages and you can't stop me
Joan of Arc's Hinge profileA beautiful Logan Square alleyway overgrown with plants. A cartoon sub and three cartoon cherubs have been digitally doodled onto the photo. There is a slim hot pink border around the whole piece.
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The Pit and the Perineum @acidfacial.myatproto.social · 08/10/2025
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