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I don’t think it’ll work either, but as you say they’re desperate, and Trump has a huge pile of US taxpayer dollars he can squander on it while telling his thick voter base that it’s all in the name of bringing down prices.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It also enables Trump to finance Russia’s war effort on Ukraine so Putin and him can divvy up the minerals on offer after Ukraine falls.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

What if I’m in a greengrocers using my hands to select a swede?

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The old caps lock button will be getting a good thumbing on Truth Social overnight. And we’ll be being thanked, as ever, for our attention to his inane ramblings.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Precisely. The loud proclamation that he will sue the living daylights out of the evil people who dared besmirch the impeccable reputation of his company will be amply sufficient for his thick support base. They won’t be bothered to follow up and check that he eventually didn’t carry out his threats

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The show will be in danger of overrunning with each failed round, until someone comes up with the bright idea to tell the marksmen to ‘stand a bit nearer’.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Was this after Benny left and they replaced him with Colin, Ursula, and Simon? The albums were more consistently brilliant after that. You could count on them.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Well, that don’t impress me much.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She looks like she’s gone ten rounds of boxing. With him.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Their knuckles drag along the floor when they walk. 😉

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeaaaahhh… we can still remember two years ago. Maybe come back later?

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Party on, Isobel! Party on, Dicky!

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I had the ‘you know which drawer your jumpers are in’ lecture from my Missus this very morning.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He wants them to lay off his blue suede shoes.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m wondering whether I need to bottle up my pure cold rage on this one, until I get the green light from Nige.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That ‘coming next’ line at the end is way too accurate to be classed as satire.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Wow. They were all completely innocent! That’s OK then.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Maybe she meant Paddington Station? I dunno, she’s as thick as a bank vault door.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I hope they dusted it for prints.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Maybe this was more ‘method’ than we originally thought.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let’s just reverse everything so our policies are the same as just prior to the Labour landslide two years ago. Because, that worked out really well for us. 🙄

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Loved Mr Winner. Looking forward to watching this just to see which one of them is the wackiest.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Especially when it turns out that it WAS a bunch of no-marks nicking Red Diesel from a farm.

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Satnav: “make a right turn down these alleys”

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david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes, I guess he might end up signposting the other traitors, so would be useful.

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