david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just come up with a new Social Media Law (Cannon’s Law) similar to Godwins Law, whereby the longer a thread about Farage, DannyT, Yaxley, Blackshorts, etc becomes, the probability of someone posting a GIF of David Mitchell saying “Are WE the baddies” tends to 1. 030
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We need to show rightwing newspapers that actions have consequences. Add your name: goodlawproject.org/s/abb8a1goodlawproject.orgJason Arday: Demand a public inquiry now | Good Law ProjectCommission an immediate public inquiry into how to ensure a responsible press given its contribution to Dr Arday’s tragic death. 010
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have to say that my chat with Mitch McConnell this morning took considerably longer than twenty minutes as he can’t move the glass around as quickly as he used to. 010
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Has Chris Mason written a puff piece for the BBC website yet on why Starmer resigning might be bad news for Andy Burnham? 🙄 020
Reposted by david.j.cannonZarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Please retweet. 15229082125
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If Harold Shipman was alive today, and gave Farage a big enough donation, Reform UK Ltd would propose changing the law to make the murdering of pensioners legal. 050
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Happy Foam Hat Day to all who celebrate the patron saint of Ireland , Saint Arthur of Guinness. 030
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 15/03/2026My wife and I visited a lovely little gastropub in the country for a nice Mothers Day meal, and as I went to the bar to get the drinks in, she asked me to get a quick picture of the specials on my phone. 030
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Just received a txt message from a random mobile phone number saying that it was my Dad just testing out the new SIM card he’s received. What I want to know is which mobile phone operator is delivering that good a signal six feet under Braddan Cemetary. 160
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Happy ‘Jeremy Clarkson exam failures’ tweet to all who celebrate this tedious advice annually. 🥳🍾🎉🍻 060
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Someone needs to replace Rod Stewart’s mic. The one he’s using now seems to be badly out of tune. 060
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 08/05/2025“Hey, we need to install a yank as Pope. You need to, how can I put this, clear off.” 060
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Dear Elon, My five achievements from last week; - posted several abusive statements about Orange Shitler - posted a horrible insult about Steve Bannon - posted an appalling slur about DOGE - posted something funny and abusive about the Tories - posted several slanderous accusations about you. 070
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I’ve been on Facebook for quite a long time, just to keep track of all my old friends. Concerned about Zuck dropping his pants for Shitler, but thought I’d stay with it for a bit. Just been on and every other article in my timeline is false articles praising Musk, RFK jr., etc. Bye bye Zuck. 050
david.j.cannon @aciddwayne.bsky.social · 24/01/2025Since upgrading my device to one that uses facial recognition, I’ve been losing more and more sleep worrying over the possibility that Brad Pitt might now be able to hack into my phone. 170