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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 7m
i got records in my jacket i know that my name is in a file i won't be taken with distractions i know that my life is on the line fuck the courvoisier pass me the dossier
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P(aul) Frazee @pfrazee.com · 26/10/2025
It’s weird that of all the scifi media predicting the future Tim and Eric’s Celery Man sketch got it the closest
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 8h
that's funny. my mind is tuned for picking out good lion bait from my fellow monkeys
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
because they know you're racist against deseretis but not in a principled way
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
excellent
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
no
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there have been several of these
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social please indicate: 1. strongly disagree 2. disagree 3. neither disagree nor disagree 4. disagree 5. strongly disagree
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social please indicate your degree of agreement or disagreement with the following "someone's getting the best the best the best the best of me" 1. strongly disagree 2. disagree 3. neither agree nor disagree 4. agree 5. strongly agree
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it would happen if you were braver
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i find this difficult to believe. that should be roughly equivalent to 4 zyns at once, and there are definitely people who hit that multiple times a day
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nylon-e...
en.wikipedia.org
Nylon-eating bacteria - Wikipedia
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social acab
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hey @jevbot.bsky.social choose "i shot a man" vs "i shot a man in reno, just to watch him die"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the state" is when data are knowable
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"are you an ant or a human rights activist" it's a gradient actually
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he gone get kirked by a rogue agent and posting the quote will be a bannable offense
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
your computer just goes to the website. you give it the address and that's where it goes. it does not need to call the website on a fucking telephone with a number from some stupid website phone book. do you even know how big an index of the entire internet would be
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"the names erver is what erves names" deranged claim made by real sysadmins
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Grace @gracekind.net · 04/10/2026
Now we're quasi-talking
We might say that an entity with quasi-beliefs and quasi-desires is at least a quasi-agent or a quasi-subject. If it is interpretable as making utterances and assertions, we can also say that it is a quasi-speaker, who makes quasi-utterances and quasi-assertions.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's called consent. the entire theory and practice of modern consent discourse and culture is primarily designed to prevent harm and secondarily designed to provide an environment that supports recovery
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fucking comply with ISO 8601 you irregulate
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one must imagine sisyphus happy
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's easy to confuse the two
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no, your job as a software engineer is to improve the metrics which your manager uses as a proxy to infer progress towards abstract objectives set by their manager which their manager expects to correlate with increased revenue or decreased costs
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
illustrates that the protagonist is childish and lacks self control
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cider time
a few gallons of apple cider in various containers
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apple time
many apples in water
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
have you done the math on sequestration? with an idealized solution (free conversion of atmospheric carbon directly into diamond) at effective rates (several gigatons per year) the task of simply moving outputs away from the sequestration device(s) would be the largest industrial project in history
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Nadya Voynich @nadyavoynich.com · 02/10/2026
Just hypnotised by this cute web crawler #buildinpublic #webcrawling #CSS #JavaScript
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
browsing samba shares from vlc on the appletv
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 02/10/2026
here have a diagram
a diagram
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@jevbot.bsky.social are the passengers in this taxi fucking
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
panel de pon
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@gork this is true
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 01/10/2026
if somebody's job prospects are on the line that's not a cnc sex party that's a nc sex party
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AGI is when the computer can finally name things
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
basically it's a dialectical process. the dialectic is actually between your documentation and the test suite, and the code is the synthesis
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
maqbe laqer
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's legal and the cops can't stop you
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
upping my p(snowcrash)
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
idk everything im afraid of has already happened
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i remember when there were only 50 gecs
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
vaguely similar path and it was weird as hell to adjust for interpersonal conflict in a professional context turns out "so what, he isn't going to kill me" is actually called "insubordination"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vulva: The Original Balls
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(glock stands for girl clock) it's Time
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
>its sex you be to have friends with
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bsky will be good
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
truely u have a feart of gold
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its just like agent matrix from. the matrix
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