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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 1h
etc
i wish a gun redacted
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 21h
you cannot shoot "actual nazis and pedo ai" because you only hit innocent "but all my friends are on x"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
bitches love carrots
a fat carrot, homegrown and fresh from the dirt
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the trolley problem, solved with an RPG
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
cider time
a few gallons of apple cider in various containers
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apple time
many apples in water
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
which way western they
titties, basketball, or ipad?
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a gun? redacted.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
know the work rules.

appropriate:
"never forget"
"aww, youre sweet"

inappropriate:
"do you ever think about 9/11"
"hello, human resources?"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
git filter-repo
the vanishing chairman
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
a cat says "hope i don't have any regrets" but they're going to work at the regret factory
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
and how did zohran achieve congestion pricing?

through jihad
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
of course
far side dogs saying hey
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
they saw me flippen em off and came back to get me
some army guys in there
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the united states government is gangstalking me
some helicopter idk
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Sisyphus happy
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
a fake grindr screenshot showing an incoming DM with the text "you ever been eaten out uhhhhhhhhhhhh in mcdonalds"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
inside a plastic greenhouse with tables and trays of many more starts, ready to plant, sitting in puddles on a weed barrier
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
what the hell
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
inside a plastic greenhouse with trays of starts sitting in puddles on a weed barrier
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
9 swords
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
timeless comedy
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
never really thought this could be a flex
bedside table with a real gun, a glass bottle of water on a coaster, and a rock
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
bus drivers can't actually do that... they would get fired or pulled over...
Don't touch the driver.

Any act of violence against a bus driver is a felony.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
living preference legend and every state is blank except dc is never
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
xfiles poster that says cisgender puppygirlstink
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
All of your problems are because you are drinking enough water
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
muslim goku
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
hackers nineteen ninety four dot jpeg
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
transgender woman having brunch with four popes
jesus with some kind of pride flag radiance
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
trouble for witnesses
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
you know they wouldn't have banned charlie kirk either. yeah jay posted bad. they cannot and will not act in alignment, so every mention is annoying, so they're flippant. it's a fundamental contradiction bigger than this website. bsky dot social is not going to fix it. decentralize. not just here
a gleeful laborer saying "WAFFLES"

a beleaguered man pops out of a well saying, "Curious! You participate in society. Yet we should improve society somewhat!"
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
FOUND THIS IN MY SONS ROO M WHAT IS IT. SHOUKD I BE CONCERNED
????
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
if you're excited about California's new law unmasking pigs, don't be legiscan.com/CA/text/SB62...
(c) A policy adopted pursuant to this section shall be deemed consistent with Section 185.5 of the Penal Code unless a verified written challenge to its legality is submitted to the head of the agency by a member of the public, an oversight body, or a local governing authority, at which time the agency shall be afforded 90 days to correct any deficiencies in the policy. If, after 90 days, the agency has failed to adequately address the complaint, the complaining party may proceed to a court of competent jurisdiction for a judicial determination of the agency’s exemption pursuant to subdivision (f) of Section 185.5 of the Penal Code. The agency’s policy and its employees’ exemptions shall remain in effect unless a court rules the agency’s policy is not in compliance with subdivision (f) of Section 185.5 of the Penal Code and all potential appeals to higher courts have been exhausted by the agency.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
person: i wish ______

genie: [redacted]

person: ______

genie: ______
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
reality intimates fart
From some comic book: A man is covered in live babies strapped to his body all over. He is gloating.

"You can't shoot me. You can't taze me. You can't gas me. You can't even knock me down. Not without something very precious and fragile going squish."
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

something very special just happened 🥰

September 11, 2001 at 8:46AM
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
never forget what you're fighting for
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
it only took the second or third largest financial crisis of my lifetime to get there, though
the subprime mortgage crisis
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
i just need to write tests and example code
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
che cigarettes in japan
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
there's some pretty incredible official merch
Glock Girl shirt that almost looks like it says cock girl
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
sending a death threat is only a crime if it’s actionable and specific and you really want that person to know you are going to kill them
flowchart should i send a death threat yes
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
im nyy0 actually
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
WILL-O’-THE-WISP 

Through the wheat she found a road difficult and curving:
In the darkness, on she strode, hastening, nor swerving. 

Lights that lay above her head made a circlet for her: 
Little points flared out in red flaming thorns, that tore her. 

On and ever on she went, toward the days returning, 
Racing, with her quick unspent breaths, and dark eyes burning. 

Hastening to where a light promised harbour sweetly, 
Nor a moment dreamed the night prisoned her completely. 

Always nearer in the dark went her slim feet softly: 
Where a white lamp like a spark wavered far aloft, she 

Made her way, untended, lone, bitterly fatigued, and wan . . .
Day came up: she turned to stone, finding that the light was gone.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
some guy named Randy Nutting sits on a rock next to a waterfall, gazing into the sky
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
just remembered this exists
新世紀エヴァンゲリオン麻雀補完計画

Neon Genesis Evangelion Mahjong Complimentary Plan

Game Boy Color (2000)
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
he's alright in my book
officers’ arrival, Dahl fled the scene in a black Cadillac Escalade and proceeded to ram two police cars head-on immediately. Dahl then fought with officers as they arrested him, sending three officers to the hospital.[13] In October
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
:c
I would like for [redacted] to stop now please

It is done. *poof*

a gun?

[REDACTED]
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
im about to forget
faze clan's branded energy drink is being debranded
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