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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/10/2026

the kind of clickbait that works on me

aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

if you're gonna spend enough on a stolen credit card to trigger the fraud alert, maybe choose a slightly less suspicious merchant name

Chase Fraud: We declined $107.95 on the card ending in [censored] at LINK.COM* SPYTECH SOFT.

Was this you or an authorized user? Reply YES or NO.

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

Gee, WhatsApp, I wonder what software installed on this very device could check and find out whether I have new messages?! #YouHadOneJob

WhatsApp notification: "you may have new messages"

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

"we'll never get in" he says looking at the big metal gate surrounded by little wooden fences #monsterdon

that meme of the guy who can't get past a little gate in an open field

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

productivity tip: don't spend 3 hours in a "productivity" seminar and definitely not if it's about AI

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026

watching what's happening to Debian (and Linux, and open source in general)

Atreyu straining to pull Artax back from the Swamp of Sadness

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

@FritzAdalis yeah. this is what I think I'm seeing (numbered in order of increasing distance from viewer)

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

Pretty sure I am living in a domed city after seeing this from the highway

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/08/2026

Our society will do literally anything to make more use cases for tiny disposable lithium batteries

photo from a liminal space rest stop convenience store of some kind of extremely cursed product resembling a lollipop, but it also plays music through bond conduction

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026

*think* of the lightsaber in your hand -- and it shall be so! (yes I'm making the same joke again) #monsterdon

Luke hanging upside down in that snow cave reaching for the laser sword

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026

#cppreference when presenting obviously tabular data: this is a perfect use case for a list

ridiculously long list of return values for variants of a function, including conditions on the inputs

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/07/2026

When they do the betteridge right in the headline itself

Guardian headline: "Will Folarin Balogun’s World Cup red card be struck off? No" above a photo of an exhausted footballer

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/05/2026

calling the body floating in the water a "glimpse of legs" so that's a #monsterdon #monsterdonbingo on the mega card

on the diagonal: glimpse of legs and/or antennae, epic vistas, free, aware of the monster but too late!, peer pressure

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/05/2026

Is this ebike running a fucking web server?!

Cycle computer displaying "503 error" instead of speed

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026

Alright someone didn't think this one through

Billboard advertising "America's #1 HIV provider"

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026

This... is an app for changing the settings on Bluetooth earbuds. Which are not even bound right now.

Notification with some nonsense about a daily streak, trying to get me to open the app.

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/04/2026

[climate change] it's March in the mid-Atlantic, what the hell

weather forecast, it's 70s and 80s all week except for Thursday when it's randomly popping down to 49

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/03/2026

[re: extreme psychic damage] @SnoopJ all of us looking at CWs

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/03/2026

Well this is the coolest Little Free Library I've seen

Little Free Library in the shape of a castle

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/03/2026

My bus was on a massive detour and this flashed up on the screen... it's true, but I think maybe they meant it in a different way

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026

Of all the names they could've chosen for a fashion convention, this really is one of them

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aburka 🫣 @aburka.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 02/03/2026

alright I was too hasty before, gonna have to go again #monsterdon

Martian woman: Could I just see it grow a little bit? It would mean a great deal to me

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